I want to fuck a milf. How do I go about doing this? I'm

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>>723414202
The first thing I'd do is go online and ask an anime web board full of socially-stunted 14 year old virgins how to get laid.

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>>723414417

Apps like Tinder. Single middle aged women who cant find dates in real life are on the dating sites. just find one on an app and conversate like normal, after when your both comfortable ask to go on a date like a resturaunt, movies ect. Wait a bit after and keep talking, maybe do more dates, then ask to come over to watch some movies from netflix or redbox and do your move. Only if there is sexual tension or a "serious" relationship type of feeling is when you should make a move. These are my tips. goodluck on gettin some pussy

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>>723415187

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>>723415187
>then ask to come over to watch some movies from netflix or redbox and do your move

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Church dude best place make sure she got kids and been single for over a year then makes it much easer don't have to be a churchy joe just give them a false hope that they can change you,,,,,,,,,then they do all the work and takes the strain off you then just lie lie lie

try locanto

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>>723415620

>>723414202
>wants to fuck milfs
>doesn't want to go anywhere milfs are typically located

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>>723415734
I'm talking from experience got me married as well 7 years lmao till the ho relised I was playing her they think they can convert you so they do all the work and tere easy maintanece

>>723414202
Sauce on op's pic here:

https://m.xhamster.com/photos/gallery/4154746/amateur_busty_oiled_milf.html

>>723414202
Try the laundromat.
Offer to help her fold her panties since you have so much experience folding your own, you crossdressing Virgin waifu

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>>723416198
And before anyone gets in with no sex before marrage just tell them you gotta try before you buy works like a charm there only human and will agree TRUST !!!!

>>723414202
I've fucked a milf.
She was 11 years older than me, I was 28 at the time. Not as hyped as it. She poorly rode my cock like a person taking a convulsion on top of me.. Complaint her back hurt.
Stick to young sluts, they'll do anything.

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Just get an escort. Search backpage massage section. Lots of hot milfs.

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>>723416198

>>723416206
That pic is older than you are, son.

>>723416388
This is interesting. You don't see Small Faces albums every day around here.

Your mom is available.

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>>723416388

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>>723416454

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OP will always be a virgin probably gone bed tossing his little willy over a bra magazine

Pic related its op got no chance

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>>723416670
ive used 4 chan for years I'm a old fag just came back use a tag this time so u know same poster and sums up me in nutshell

>>723414202
most hookers are in their 40's
They'll say theyre 26 but they're 43
even if they arent they'll be so worn out from meth or booze they'll look 40 plus

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>>723416956

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>>723417024

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>>723415708
advise is hard to trust on /b/ I'm cancer like the rest of you just giving you virgin fags some hope that I to was like you until I learned some skillz!!!

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>>723417318

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>>723417318