>Be Tobias >Staying over at Gumball's house because

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>>723413209
Go on....

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Bumping cause Im interested

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>>723413619
You can go die anon

>>723413698
Agreed.

Bump for interest, you've intrigued us horny losers.

>>723413209
>She enters the living room and greets everyone, including you.
>"Hello Tobias, how've you been?", she says with a bright smile, trying her best to be a good host, all the while inadvertently displaying that awkward little wrinkle that crossed her perfect pink nose every time she smiled
>God, that fucking wrinkle.
>California redwood.png
>"I-I'm pretty good, Mrs. Watterson. H-How about you?"
>She gives you an approving nod and a slight pat on the head
>"I'm okay dear, just a little tired, that's all. I'll go put the groceries in the kitchen so that I can get dinner started", she says with a wink. "Gumball, Darwin, come help me unpack the groceries!"
>"Okay mom!!", they reply, sliding down the staircase and falling over each other as they do so

>>723413619
Dude what the fuck.
Prince is dead and you post this shit?!?
Fuck you.

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>>723413802
bitch please that's nothing.

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>>723413788
Dubs of glory.


Trips Check em.


Also continue pls

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>>723413619
Get the fuck out

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>>723413918
Jesus the cancer in this thread.

No fucking wonder trump won..

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>>723413788
So many elements in play here. Gumball are Darwin are involved in the mix now.

Will they be involved in the talking animal coitus or will there some kind of plot distraction.

>>723413958
I honestly dont give a shit.

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>>723413209

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>>723413619
rip kitty cat

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>>723414014
of course you don't it's the reason /b/ has gone to shit.

>>723413788
>"What retards", you thought, as you focused your attention on the petite bosom of your darling hostess
>Those slender legs....slightly toned and supple, nicely coated in a smooth down of delicate, blue fur
>Those dainty feline feet....You wanted to caress them so badly it hurt. To orally pleasure this woman, gently kissing her soles, tracing up the length of her smooth, soft calves, your mouth indulging in the decadent experience of feeling every muscle and tendon in her most sensitive, intimate areas tense and pulse with animalistic bliss.

>>723414078

Oh don't worry the guys who killed zippocat got what they deserved.

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>>723414140
not long enough

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>>723414140
>feeling every muscle and tendon in her most sensitive, intimate areas tense and pulse with animalistic bliss.

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This is now a spongebob thread

>>723414140

You need Jesus.

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>>723414373
They need stage 4 stomach cancer

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>>723414499
No...Stop.

Get help.

>>723413918
I know that kid I use to larp with him

his larp name was Crimson Blood and he made up a huge character lore about him being an all powerful vampire lord from another dimension but he regularly got his ass kicked by a guy who's lore was "me barbarian, me from village"

>>723414140
>Bliss, which flourishes like a tropical flower as you reach her inner thighs, inhaling her feminine scent.
>You wanted her, yet you couldn't have her for yourself. She was a prized possession, locked and secured behind the glass showcase of matrimony
>She was yours for the taking, so close, and yet, so far
>All you wanted to do was plough her like a field, as thoughts of her naked, warm body, surrounded by rose petals, beckoning you over to her bed for a night of passionate debauchery, seared itself into your frontal lobe like a hot knife through butter

>>723413209
This nasty slut drinks piss
http://streamboobs.com

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>is this the krusty krab?

>>723414644
Proceed

>>723414796
The IFunny logo ruins it.

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>>723414644
Jesus christ you're a huge fag you ever heard of googling her?

Fuckin' furfags man.

>>723414644
>you pull off her pants slowly, closing your eyes and savoring the sweet smell of her feminity
>kissing up her legs, you feel a bulge
>"that's my penis"
>"In know, m'lady"
>you begin to suck on her feminine cock

>>723415070
>"In know, m'lady."
>In know
Faggot.

>>723415053
better 9gag amirite?

>>723415070
Knew it

>>723414644
>Your mouth began to water, your cheeks flushing at the thought of being wrapped in the crisp, cool sheets of another man's bed, your lips on the sex of another man's wife, the sweet autumn night air tender against your backs, the sweat of lovemaking evaporating from your skins like morning dew on a sunny day
>"HEY TOBIAS!! What's with all the drooling?"
>Oh fuck, not these assholes again...
"You must be really hungry huh", Gumball says, a particularly dorky smile plastered across his face
>"Ummmm....Yeah, hungry...thet's it..." You reply sheepishly
>"OK everyone, dinner's ready!", Nicole says, her apron fitting snugly against her torso and bust
"If only I could have you for dinner instead" you mutter dreamily
>"What's that Tobias?" Darwin inquires, innocently confused
"Nothing, nothing....let's just eat already"

>>723415070
Damnit. You ruined the flow you faggot

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Since OP is a faggot let's turn this into a berstrip thread

bertstrips anyone?

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>>723415240
Fuck yes.

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>>723413619
FUCK YOU NIGGER

>>723415070
hawt

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>>723415275

>>723415070
OP here....this isn't me btw

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Go on

>>723415070
>you think to yourself, "it's not gay, it's feminine"
>sucking on her cock, you fell a gooey liquid explode into your mouth
>you swallow every drop

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>>723415275

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>>723415740
>>723413619
Jesus.

>>723415740
that's hot af tbh

>>723415838
More?

>>723415875
please.

The fuck? It's a cat as an animated charicter, get some mental help. But I'm still intrigued so go on

>>723415206
>Dinner was amazing.
>She's a much better cook than your own mother, that's for sure.
>You lick your lips, savouring the aftertaste of the recently devoured spaghetti and meatballs
>It's ten at night and everyone's gone to sleep....everyone except her and yourself, that is...
>She's cleaning up and washing the dishes. Such a devoted woman. It was a such a tragedy that she had to be married to an inept lump of dough and have three kids ruin everything they touch....well, two of them anyway.
>She looks so tired and worn out after a long day at work and having to make dinner on top of all that. And yet she prides herself on providing such a thankless service
>You decide to make your move...

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>>723415891

>>723413619
There a webm for that, study material

>>723416177
Meh too lazy.

>>723416207
K den

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>>723416090
what anime

>>723416068
>Approaching her from behind, you ask her if the towel you're holding smells like chloroform
>she gives it a sniff and passes out
>you whisper under your breath "thank you lord cosby"
>you pull out your zip zapper and rip rapper zim zam dat ass apart

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>>723415275
No nigger fuck you.

>>723416463
>rip rapper zim zam
Fucking kek

>>723416068
>You slowly enter the kitchen and walk closer to her. She notices someone behind her and turns around
>"Oh hi Tobias!", she remarks with a smile, "What are you doing up so late?"
>"I-I...was just....getting a glass of water"...you reply gingerly
>She smells amazing
>What was under that skirt, you pondered as you took a few sips
>You make eye contact, and she gives you a smile and a wink and a friendly pat on the head
>You throw the glass down on the floor
>"Cut the bullshit sweet lips, let's pork!!!", you say, a raging boner the size of Florida poking through
>You grab her ass from behind, giving it a hard double squeeze, grazing her crotch as well

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>>723416463
> Lord Cosby, outstanding

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>>723416609
>>723416882
this is the second trap story itt.
I... Don't know how to feel about this.
>>723416463
Fucking kek-a-skek

>>723416609
>"HOW DARE YOU, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!!!!", she exclaims, slapping you across the face so hard it knocks you over and onto the floor
>"NO, WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN, I'M REALLY SORRY!!", you say, clutching your swollen cheek
>"YOU LITTLE PRICK, I OUGHT TO CALL THE POLICE!!!" she screams, red in the face with anger and disgust
>"NONONONONO!! PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK ME TO! I'M BEGGING YOU! HAVE MERCY!!"
>She stops just short of beating you over the head with a frying pan, when her anger seems to subside
>"Anything....?" she asks, a sinister grin plastered on her face...

>>723416882
You fuck it good job

>>723416882
I hate it when they start rhyming.

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>>723417301

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>>723417398

>>723417212
>she reaches into the fridge and pulls out a large bowl
>"w-what's that?"
>she slowly removes the foil covering it, her grind widening
>"I don't have to tell anyone what happened here, but you do have to eat this"
>she hands you the bowl, filled with eggs

>>723417470
>you have to eat this bowl of eggs

>P-pls stop

This is old as shit...fuck off

>>723417212
>her grin widens as she turns to face you
>"Anything...?" She repeats
>"Even if it's something so terrible..."
>"so...BAD..."
>"so awful.... like not replying to this post. Because if you don't reply to this post you will never have a gf and your mother will die in front of you in the most horrific way possible.

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>>723413851
>That's nothing
>posts 3d model made by edgy artist
Stop trying to be edgy man, you're clearly shit at it

>>723417639
Pls stop

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>>723417698
Hey look guys! I got my first fish

>>723414639

k

>>723417212
>she drags you into a large, dark room
>"where are we?"
>suddenly the lights flicker on
>you realize you're in the Arena and you have to fight those two elf twins and the difficulty is set to max

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>>723413851
Hey guys whats going on in this thr-

>>723417212
>"YES, YES, ANYTHING! JUST PLEASE, DON'T TELL MT PARENTS! I REALLY WANT THE NEW PRETENDO GAME CONSOLE FOR CHRISTMAS!!"...
>She looks as if she's contemplating something
>"Alright you scrawny little shitstain, I'll let that little outburst slide....for now at least. On one condition..."
>"What is it?! I'll do it!!"
>"I have some laundry for you to do..."
>"Whew....laundry, that should be e--"
>She dumps a heap od putrid-smelling underwear in front of you on the floor
>"Now listen here, asswipe, these are all of Gumball and Richard's filthy underwear. You are to mouth-wash every pair until they're absolutely spotless, UNDERSTAND??!!"

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>>723417818
no.

>>723417919
I honestly can't tell if this is OP or if it's another bait post

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>>723417818
delet this

>meme
>meme meme
>meme? Meme meme, meme.
>MEME
>meme meme, meme meme, meme: the memeing

>>723418015
It's not OP

I'm OP

>>723414108
/b/ has gone to shit because it's all shitty ylyl, trap, and Facebook fap threads. At least this is something different for once

>>723416068
>You walk into the kitchen to see this ripe once young and fruitful feline mistress cleansing the filth of her ungrateful and possibly inbred family.
>But it didn't faze the young cloud, as he subtly grazed her feminine tail with your soft/slightly moist hands
>She yelps in response and demands what you're doing
>As soon as she makes this selfish demand, you decide to deck the estranged house cat in the head and she falls down to the floor. Was she unconscious....dead?
>You didn't know, but it didn't matter. The storm was rumbling, and her cunt beckoned for the thunder.
>Just as you were about to rumble her rapids, Gumball and the fish from Cat in the hat came in to inquire about what you were doing.
>Before they could react to their soon to be new story mother, you unleashed a flurry of lightening strikes on them. Roasting the soon to be cancelled characters to a slight crisp.
>You look back at their unconscious mother.....

>>723417639
fuck

>>723417919
>they reek like a death sewer
>you put one in your mouth and barf into the sink
>"now you have to clean my sink out with your tounge. here's a glass of water to wash it down with. don't dilly dally, I'll be right back while i slip into something more comfortable"

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Didn't expect to kek from this thread, kek'd

>greentext

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>>723417470

Pretype your greentext next time, mate.

>>723417919
>You look at the soiled underwear, skidmarks and all, mouth agape
>"No way, lady, I'm not doing that! I'd rather kill myself first!"
>Oh well, suit yourself....Hope you have fun in those juvie-jail showers..."
>You immediately pick up a pair of boxers and shove them into your mouth, repeating the process until the unholy essence of ball-soup and shit was removed from every one.
>Your mouth tasted like the inside of a urologist's office
>You glance over at Nicole, who by this point is roaring with uncontrollable laughter, tears streaming down her face in sadistic delight.
>"YOU SICK MANIAC!!" you exclaim, "That just wasn't fair!"
>"All's fair in love and war, sweetheart!" she retorts, gasping for breath as she struggles to regain her composure
>She notices that your trouser-tent has grown considerably....

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>>723418176
>shitty ylyl, trap, and Facebook fap thread

>at least this is something different

So basically

>everything I hate is cancer, everything I love is fine

Fuck you...Fuck ...you.

Anything OC belongs on /b/ fuck you and your furfaggorty

>>723418235
>You begin to caress her soft yet firm house pussy, you're impressed by how firm she is given she's pushed out two backpack headed rodents.
>You push those impressive feats aside as you begin to defile this respectable mother figure and citizen of society with a rascal esq. smile on your cloud mug.
>You let out a thunderous moan as you begin to rub your storm cloud phallus on her now moist house pussy. You had to be quick, Richard was looking at the both of you from the stairway.
>He was clearly confused, you had to be quick if you were to escape this overweight rabbit's wrath and the PD.
>You decide to cut to the chase and do as you've done to your sister and mother. You begin furiously pounding your cock into her house pussy while screaming violently at the two char stains that were once Gumball and Fish
>Each pound felt like counting the seconds to a thunderous delay. But she wasn't far off from the storm, she was in the eye of it.

>>723418813
>>723418638
i don't know who is real

>>723418872
neither are, anon. op stopped a long time ago

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>>723417764
>jokes on you I was only pretending
That shit stopped being funny years ago

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>>723419040
>i was only pretending

I really was not pretending and dont know where you got that idea anon.

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>>723413619

>>723418645
>anything OC belongs on /b/
>defends the same shitty threads getting posted multiple times a day

Jesus christ you're a special type of autist

>>723418638
>"Awww.....Look at the little fagget...", she says with a sing-song, mock sympathy voice
>You turn red as a cherry in a Manchester United home crowd as you realize what she means, trying desperately to make it flaccid again
>"Awwwww, does the wittle faggy like the smell of my wittle Gummy-Puss' sweaty wittle nutsack?"
>"S-Stop it!!", you say, tears welling up from embarrassment
>"Bah! You're so pathetic!", she yells, as you curl up into a ball of shame on the kitchen floor
>It was true, you had feelings for Gumball, possibly because he and his mother looked so alike. Or maybe you were just gay...

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>>723419319
>defends same shitty thread post many times a day

jesus christ anon I clearly said I do NOT support same threads being posted everyday

that's what OC means dipshit. OC is new threads everyday with awesome stuff.

>too young to know best of /b/

>>723418813
Too lazy to go on with it.

Tobias shoots some thunder cum in her storm drain.

Richard and Tobias get on the floor and everyone does the dinosaur.

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>mfw

>>723419473
>I clearly said I do NOT support same threads posted everyday

So what's with the "fuck you. Fuck... you" Either you too retarded to realize were on the same side or you can't fucking read. I said those threads were what's making /b/ shit.

>>723419413
>You touch yourself in front of Nicole, ejaculating onto the spotless tiled floor, a wave of humiliation rocketing out with every spurt of hot cum.
>You collapse in a sweaty mass of sexual release, as she walks up to you, a look of mock pity etched on her face
>"This is for being such a disgusting, pathetic, little pervert..."
>She lifts her skirt and urinates on your face
>"Ahhhhhhhhh....You don't know how long I've been holding that in....."
>She leaves the kitchen and turns around
>"Get youself cleaned up, you little pussy."
>"God bless us, everyone...." you exclaim as you bask in an ocean of piss.
END

>>723420152
>bitch masturbates without mistresses permission
>anon, pls. that's not how domination works.

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>>723413209

What the fuck is this post

>>723420332
The OP: some furfag who thought his sexual fantasy was post-worthy.
The thread: derails that derailed from derails that derailed from derails that derailed from OP's story

>>723417639
shit

>>723414639
Kek

>>723415515
Nice

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>>723420517
>>723413619

R.I.P thread?

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>>723421359

>>723413619
lol try harder faggot

>>723415070
NOOO u ruined it!!

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>>723421770
Better?

That face when all you wanted was Nicole watterson porn and you got this

>>723422353
This.

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>>723422197
How?

>>723422636
busted his jaw clean in half. gross amirite?

>>723417639
kill yourself

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this entire thread is autism
this means
>OP
>all the shitposters
>all the furfags
>all the lurkers
>me
>(you)

are all gay

But seriously what do I have to shoot up for some cat mom porn

>>723413619
Poor catter ;-;

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>>723413209
>Tobias staying at the Watterson's
>Despite the fact that Nicole doesn't like either of his parents

>>723417639
got me good m8

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>>723413619
Now im mad

σωσ bump

>>723413619
cats are little assholes anyway

>>723414140
And there go all my hopes of this actually being good.

>>723414644
It only gets worse.

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>>723413619
fuck off

>>723417639
Cunt....