Alcoholics thread >>Be me, wake up hungover as fuck. >>Drink

>>723398515
>Morning
>Out of booze, too shaky and sick to get to liquor store
>Sniff hand sanitizer bottle to throw up a couple times
>Drink hand sanitizer, chase with water
>Feelsbetter.jpg
>Successfully make it to liquor store
>Buy duffle bag off Popov handles
>Illbedeadsoon.jpg

>>723398515
Suck a monkey's dick.

>>723398515
>>723399027
How the fuck do y'all become alcoholics? I'm just genuinely curious. I've done a lot of binge drinking during weekend nights, but I can't stomach liquor during the day.

>>723399279
Suck a jackrabbit's ass.

>>723398515
I can't relate to this because I'm a functioning alcoholic, I only binge weekends. Also I'm a lot better and don't drink most weekdays.

>>723399478
Thanks for the thoughtful and well explained post on how one progresses from a social drinker to an alcoholic.

>>723399514

>thinking this makes you an alcoholic

kek

>>723398515
Try not to eat so much when you drink. You're just asking for trouble at the worst possible times. Drink coffee in order to suppress your appetite.

>>723398515
you are dying if true

>>723399514
Being a weekend binge drinker does not make you an alcoholic lol

>>723399637
Well I used to be, and the desire is definitely still there. Drank every day for more than a year.

>thinking being an alcoholic is something to be proud about

>>723399865
see

>>723399873

I said I was better, I used to be a full blown alcohol. Now I just binge weekends

>>723399873
How much did you drink everyday?

>>723399873

>>thinking being an alcoholic is something to be proud about

Nobody said that but cool bro keep thinking getting drunk on weekends is what alcoholism is.

>>723399027

Cheers mate! The old hand sanitizer trick- I know it gets me through the day

>>723399279
You don't you just are.

I know an alcoholic that I've seen personally drink a 1/2 beer that had been sitting in the sun the prior day with a cigarette in it when he was shaky the following morning. Have any of you done this? How do you get to that point, where you're willing to drink anything?

>>723400104
Sucj a rhino's shitty ass.

Also alcohol is for fags.

>>723400155
You niggas actually drink rubbing alcohol to temporarily stop withdrawals so that you can have enough time to buy more liquor before getting sick?

>>723400049
When I was full blown alcohol I would buy 26 (i think americans call it a fifth) a day.

>>723400104
Yeah, no, I said I used to be, and that I didn't drink as much now. If I had the inclination to keep ruining my life I would definitely still be one.

>>723400205

Probably be an alcoholic but also very poor and homeless.

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alcoholics, so like this /b/ cunt?

>>723400274
So you'd buy essentially 20 shots worth of alcohol a day? And was this low, medium, or high quality stuff?

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>>723400305

>>723399027

Oh- > forgot

youllcertainlybedeadsoonwithouthealthinsurance.png

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>>723400305
>>723400429

>>723400419
26 shots, and it was smirnoff. So not the cheapest I could find but definitely not good. I would often have leftover so that i could drink in the morning before work

>>723400627
Did you mainly drink of boredom?

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>>723399523
did you think this was quora or something?

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>>723400599

>>723399279
Dedication.

>>723400728
Yep, started drinking with my ex because she was an alcoholic and I thought she was cool. I was probably 17 at the time. This carried on after we broke up (we dated 4 years) partially because I was bored, partially because I was devastated.
It carried on into my next relationship where I would sneak shots while she went to the bathroom. Eventually got her drinking a lot too which I feel bad about.

drunk and reporting in, every time i think there is something to live for, it gets taken from me. fuck it. everything sucks anyway.

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I drink errday and idgaf!!!!

>>723400274
i dropped the weekend binge drinking as well, got sick of shitting my guts out sun/mon and feeling like shit half the week

I buy a fifth a day and usually drink 3/4 of it and start soon as I get off work at 4. I honestly have no fucking clue how I got to this point. 6 months ago I was lucky to drink a couple times a year