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Why haven't blowjobs and pussy eating replaced handshakes

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Why haven't blowjobs and pussy eating replaced handshakes and other formal greetings? Why don't we just walk around randomly, indiscriminately fucking each other with no formalities? What the fuck is wrong with people that we haven't gotten to this point? Why wear clothes if you don't want to? Sex solves everything. You could walk down the street and suck 28 dicks and lick 44 pussies and fuck each person that gave you a boner. Just everybody fuck everybody
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Cause not everybody is attractive to everyone, unfortunately
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>>723392164
this
>ugly people ruin everything
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>>723392164
So?
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While acting like bonobos would be fun, STDs would crimp things a bit.
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bonobo apes do that, they have sex as a greeting all the fucking time
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>>723392266
Condom dispensers placed next to napkin dispensers in all restaurants
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>>723392403
Curing all stds with robots
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Because there's a lot of women I would really enjoy having sex with that probably would throw up at the sight of my naked body. So rape is definitely a problem....
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I don't want to lick anybodies pussy, neither do I want to suck anyones dick.
Also I don't want my dick to be sucked.

Many people think so and that is why you are an exception in this case.
We call you perverts.
That's why you are on /b/ making threads like this.
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>>723393535
I know I'm not fit for society.
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>>723392403
Where would you carry the condoms if you had no clothes and therefore no pockets?
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>>723393706
Shove them in your pussy or asshole. Clothes would still be optional. Purses and bags too
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>>723393681
There are still more people like you.
They sometimes meet as their own society where such rules can be lived by freely.
Germanies FKK for example.
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>>723393919
Fkk is often not sexual
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>>723392033
AIDS
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>>723392033
obviously you've never heard of herpes, or syphilis and other diseases and infections that are transmitted sexually. i had to be redundant just in case you didnt understand because you seem pretty stupid.
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>>723394842
True.
Still a reserve of a selected few out of the larger society.
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Because monogamy.
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>>723392033
Because you fucking dumb fuck virgin, take a wilf guess why it hasn't taken in greetings?

Buddy, go blow your load from that tiny cock and stop thinking like the whole world owes you something.

Stupid little newfags man, FUCK OUT OF HERE AND JOIN THE LITTLEPONY FORUMS.
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