>smoking a phat blunt >think of pic related >kek audibly

>>723391758
holy kek

>>723391758
It's just going to shit out the firecracker. Ask any gay man, keeping something in there on purpose requires work. If the pig isn't even actively trying to hold the thing in, you're just going to have a pigshit covered firecracker blow up between your feet (if you even get it lit).

Dude, I dont' even feel like explaining how stupid that is, assuming you could even get a fucking pig, do you have any concept on what it would be like to shove a firecracker in its ass? Like, do you think it would just sit there and let you do it?

What, are you 13? Nice sense of humor you have there.

>>723392123
>>723392291
just like superglue it in there nigga

>>723392425
I hope it bites your hand off if you ever try that. Even if you could, it would cause needless suffering and harm to the pig, faggot.

>>723392702
could prolly pay hobos to do it lmao

point is the piggo getting its ass blasted and going turbo apeshit in a closed space with mudslimes ayy

>>723392933
Just make a "suicide bomber" vest that uses CO2 cartridges to shoot bacon-bits in every direction.
Run in, yell ADMIRAL ACKBAR, pull the cord, and watch everyone run away for a second, realize what happened, and then all rush you in a screaming lynch mob.
Then you can beat them off with a large sausage.

>>723392702
Go back to tumblr, pusscuck

>>723393292
fuck that shit i aint getting arrested over a prank

>>723393779
>arrested
You'd get bludgeoned to death by enraged muslims long before anyone thought about calling the cops.