It might take awhile before I update the animations please be

Fly to the flashing red light.

>>723391199
that was lucky

>>723391277
w a s t e d

>>723391533
fuck, this isn't a get thread

Hey OP, what happens now, the guys already rolled

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>>723391199
They set course for the flashing red....

Red light is a trap, set by the pyramid flying gayniggers in space.
For reference https://youtu.be/-ncwCETyQlk

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They discover a wrecked 2 man cargo ship, there are no signs of life.

Red dot turns out to be a lost communist in the space

>>723392240
search for useful equipment/fuel/wepons

Deploy one man on the planet to search it and move to the earth like planet

look inside for supplies then dismantle ship for 15+ fuel

>>723392572
re-roll

>>723392240
Look for equipment, we need a welder

>>723392572
re-re-roll

>>723392683
What part of get us a fucking welder don't you understand

>>723392240
Klingon ambush

>>723392568
Roll

>>723392748
Roll

>>723392240
Welder

>>723392572
Roll for this

just search the ship holy fuck

>>723392822
we just got a welder, wonder who it's from

Attack the ship incase it is infected by Xenos, heretics, or mutants.

>>723392748
Re roll

The crew splits up and two take control of the cargo ship.

>>723392748
One more time for the Klingons

>>723392898
From the ship boyo

>>723392240
fly the vessel into the sun of the solar system.

>>723392985
rolling for this

>>723393117
re-rolling for this

>>723393175
re-re-rolling for this

>>723392240
>>723392240
Space zombie pathogen in cryo containment

>>723392748
roll

>>723392683
rolling for welder

>>723393262
Roll

>>723392852
i agree, rolling for this

Fly the ship into the fucking sun

Rolling for trips.

>>723393400
I Got dubs instead.

>>723393444
AND THEN I GET FUCKING TRIPS.
CRASH THAT MOTHER FUCKER

>>723393468
Escape pod to blue planet

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Proof

>>723393582
Roll

>>723393627
Roll

>>723393700
Thank jesus . alright

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After inspecting the cockpit, they have determined that there was an explosion from the inside, all electronics are fried.

>>723392822
Our science vessel already has a welder

>>723393400
The cargo ship cannot fly

>>723393898
find out who the people were

>>723393898
cut the rope on the red guy and watch him float away into the abyss.

>>723393898
Say fuck it and fly to the earth like planet

>>723394118
rolling for this

salvage abandoned ship for parts and fly to red planet

>>723394134
Reroll

>>723394178
re-roll

>>723394183
Rolling again

>>723394213
re-re-roll

>>723393898
tie the red man's rope around the commie ship to tow it and 9/11 the sun

>>723394244
to the green planet it is!

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>>723394134
They decided the leave the cargo ship alone, then set course for the green planet.

Look for indigenous life to have sex with.

>>723394515
re roll

>>723394504
what game is this?

also (if dubs): survey the planet for intelligent life

make sure you take guns when hyou exit the spacecraft

>>723394596
we roll for events while OP animates them

look for valuable equipment/materials

>>723394515
re roll for sex

>>723394504
They all shitpost on /b/ for the rest of their miserable lives

>>723394678
cool

>>723394777
The end

>>723394777
well, can't argue with that

A giant penis shaped ship appears, they identify themselves as a warship and announce that this galaxy belongs to their emperor Hugh Mungus and we have declared war and created a enemy for life then they suddenly teleport behind us and whispers "psss nothin personal kid" and opens fire

>>723394777
too late nigga

>>723394777
ayyy lmao life found

After spending so much time with the crew of the ship, Cpt. Wilfred Barrows has grown increasingly more resentful towards them. On approach to the green planet he disables life support systems and sets thrusters on hyperspeed, determined to crash into the planet they've come so far to inhabit. He locks the door to the cockpit and loads his reliable .45 automatic and puts the barrel to his temple.

Before he pulls the trigger he mutters "I hate you Janet"

Neither him or the crew survive. The exhibition was a colossal waste.

>>723390874
OC on /b/???

What year is this

>>723394699
do this op, it's first

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>>723394699
They are already on their way to green planet

>>723394711
The astronauts have sex while descending down to the green planet

>>723394777
The astronauts shitpost on /b/

They safely land on the earth-like planet.

>>723394856
Rolling for this

They plant a Canadian Flag on the planet

>>723395342
Roll

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>>723395215
CRAB PEOPLE ATTACK

>>723395215
shoot the fuck out of those aliens, don't ask quetions

>>723395043
None of the remaining crew understood why Cpt. Barrows killed himself after locking the cockpit door, or why he disabled the life support, but Privates Bambi and Candi, who were in the cockpit at the time, quickly, and sensuously, averted disaster by regaining control of the ship, and Scooty, the engineer was quickly able to fix the life support. Dan continued to masturbate in the corner.

>>723395215
search for the equipment AFTER they reach the planet

>>723395215
After 3 days they find intelligent life, they are humanoid in appearance and are able to speak many different languages including English.

Unfortunately tensions rise when the aliens overhear one of your crew calling them "stupid fuckboii space niggers"

>>723395461
reroll

>>723395514
Reroll

>>723395215
scan for life forms!

>>723394856
>>723395252
fucking samefag normalfag
>>723395426
roll

>>723395574
Rolling again

>>723395526
rolling

>>723395578

Scan for ancient ruins and life forms.

>>723395578
>>723395632

Scan for interesting stuff.

>>723395342
roll and then they meet an anime chick.

>>723395489
He blew his load and finished by bellowing a almighty REEEEEEEEEE! And claimed the universe his for all eternity for his thuum was the strongest and most true...
Some say that his mother once refused to get him tasty tendies and he just stood took in a great breath and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'd he out of time and existence

Examine our inventory.

>>723395514
the aliens are all dark blue and keep the actual space niggers underground, the aliens launch a guerilla offensive over the course of a week until the crew, decreased in number by two, attempt diplomacy and say
>space nigger fuckboii is a compliment on our planet, the dialect must be different.
re roll
>>723395736
they skin and hang the anime chick.

>>723395769
>>723395702

re roll

>>723395599
Prove it.
I DONT HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU FUCK YOU.

A dildo appears

the ship explodes

>>723395599
>>723395877
My mom saw that comment and is making me apologise.
Im sorry i didnt mean to curse.

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The crew examined the surrounding area, there are mountains to the north-west with a cave entrance, there are 2 crabs guarding the cave.

The water is acidic, the trees are similar to that of earth and they seem to release spores with the wind hits

>>723395426
The crabs started attack the astronauts as soon as they got out.

>>723396203
It was rape the crabs wanted and it's rape they got. Without having penises, the crabs made use of their gigantic claws and claw fucked the asshole of half your crew members. They died in horrible pain.

The remaining crew locked themselves in the ship and browse 4chan

>>723396419
Reroll

They stab the crabs to death w their own claws

>>723396483
Rollingu

>>723396544
Yass dead crabs it is

>>723395514
aliens release the actual space niggers from the dungeons and they launch large scale guerilla attacks over seven days and seven nights until the crew, realizing diplomacy is their only chance, explains that the issue is one of conflicting dialects and they team up with the dark blue humanoids to put the space niggers back underground.
-2 crew
>>723395736
anime chick is sacrificed to god commonly worshiped on this planet.
>>723395877
>>723396064
you still aren't funny pls stop trying you're cringy

Bumping for OP

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>>723396544
They managed to kill the crabs at the cost of 2 astronauts, they use the crab meat as food.
-2 population
+2 food

>>723397090
the giant penis worm flies from the ice planet and makes the ocean it's new habitat, also it slurps down some astronauts with its white "tongue"

>>723396203
told you to fucking shoot first ask qestions later

>>723397090
test water to see if it's drinkable

reds explore cave to the left

>>723397260
roll

They decleare themselfes fascist and raise a nazi flag

>>723397260
rollerino

>>723397399
goddammit

>>723397199
Water is acidic dipshit

>>723390874
OP is a fag, didnt add David Hasselhoff yesterday after 3 dubs confirming it

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>>723397199
They test the water to see if it is drinkable, turns out the water would need to be boiled first before drinking.

>>723397399
They declare themselves fascists and raise a large nazi banner along the ship

>>723397601
acidic doesn't mean toxic nighole. ph 6.8 is 'acidic'.

Ask for the crab king to come out to negotiate

Realize the error of their ways and use the Nazi flag to burn and boil some water

They mate

OP here

>>723397871
I did add him with the trading fuel for trumpsters females update later on maybe you didn't see it

>>723397090
They boil lots of water and venture into the cave in search of rare minerals. About 2 hours in the cave becomes increasingly tight and one of the crew discovers that the walls are lined not with water moisture, but with mucus! All of a sudden a large wind erupts from in front of them and blows most of the crew back out of the cave. Turns out that this is no ordinary cave, it is the planets asshole.

>>723398187
Roll

>>723398187
Reroll

>>723397876
Survivors begin punching trees like it's minecraft. Rollololol

3 people is one too many, they kill one member to use as more food

>>723398366
Kek

>>723398366
Haaaa

>>723397876
An acient tribe comes

>>723397876
Go to the mountains and look out for space jews.

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STARS DONT BLINK IN SPACE THERE IS NO AIR REEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>723398199
They mate and produced a baby
+1 population

>>723398366
They kill the new born baby for food
-1 population
+1 food

>>723398739
Burn Nazi flag to boil water, gas produced from acidic water makes a gaseous Hitler. He becomes their idol/leader.

>>723398739
They explore the cave and find rare minerals, which they may someday hopefully be able to use to make more fuel

>>723398739
The woman dies shortly after giving birth turning the two remaining crewmembers into complete fags.

They spend two days redecorating the ship

>>723398739
They try to light a tree on Fire to boil the water

>>723398916
Reroll

>>723398958
Rollingu

Throw all food and water into acid Water because fuck it.

>>723398739
they chop down trees and make a fire to boil water on

They summon Hitler (Leader) to make this a planet of a pure race.

>>723399056
reroll

>>723398995
One more time

>>723399109
I lied rerolling

>>723399034
ROlleroni

>>723399056
rolling
if trips they search for sentient life

>>723399034
Rallalalalalal

they dig a hole

>>723399243
please dig a hole

Two go into the mainland to search for traces of intelligent life

Survivors go into ship and transform into mecha fighter mode.

>>723399305
Reroll

>>723398739
The mother of newborn commits hari kari

>>723399330
This pls

Can you fucks really not roll dubs

they decide to explore the planet armed with spears made from the crab claws

>>723399435
>>723399199
look closer faggot

They search the cave and find an old man. It turns out to be an old Adolf Hitler, and two of his SS bodyguards!

Gives them 3 food for flag and overall discovery

Land they're in is confirmed Austria

>>723399305
Rolling

>>723399305
ROLL

a tribe of space jews spots the nazi village

>>723399305
Keeping on rolling

They rock out and start shredding guitars

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>>723399622

>>723390874
Young and sweet
http://www.ipanon.com

>>723399529
re-roll

trips for group sucide

>>723399859
reroll

>>723399885
close1 m8

neo omega mecha hitler appears from the woods and proceeds to attack

Space jews land on planet

>>723399529
reroll
Watch me.

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A week has past
-1 food, water

>>723399056
They cut down a tree and started a campfire to boil some water.
+2 water

>>723399622
3 jews spots the astronauts

They cut down some trees and make giant wooden fuhrer statue.

>>723400209
They explore the cave and find a sentient being. They invite him to the camp after they find that he understands English. Tensions get higher but the alien pulls his weight around camp

>>723400209
the nazi astronauts begin to build a fortified encampment, the hostilities with the space jews persist, it its known that eventually war will brake out

They attack the jews

>>723400478
reroll

>>723400500
>>723399622
I'm on a roll

>>723400478
one more

>>723400344
>>723400500
This and this

>>723400209

the nazi astronauts invite the jews to dinner

>>723400478
roll

They sacrifice one of the jews to summon Hitler they eat the rest

>>723400661
Gold

>>723400344
>>723400500

They search the nearby cave, and see an old man. Adolf Hitler himself!

He gathers the astronauts and supplies them with 3 of everything for war.

>>723400209
they build hydroelectric power generators to refine some fuel

Rape and kill all the other crew members, but not in that order.

>>723400478
kek what is this some kind of shitty disney movie

>>723400770
roll

>>723400777
This is totally happening. Trips.

>>723400777
WINNER WINNER WINNER

>>723400834
kek Nazis in a Disney movie.

oh wait

>>723400770
roll for this

Rape fucking everything.

A meteor crashes next to the ship, a dog pops out

>>723401039
Roll for doggo

>>723401091
Last roll for doggo :'(

Some Brazillian street gangs come and fight the astronauts.

3 astronauts killed, and Brazilian undercover police come and snort cocaine with the gangs.

Later formed into a WebM video posted onto a shitty /b/ rekt thread

>>723400209
A Meteor Crashes next to the ship and a cat pops out

>>723400209
Kill the Jews and use them as food

>>723401011
Make this happen or be a faggot forever.

Due to strange hyperdymensional fluctuation universe changes and all trees starts looking like penis.

A dog shows up on a meteor

>>723401406
Roll

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we need some pepes in here

strip all planet resources and leave

>>723401189
>inb4 dubs

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>>723400344
They construct a statue of hitler out of wood

>>723400500
The 3 astronauts cut down more trees about built a wooden wall

>>723400777
They modified some equipment into a makeshift hydroelectric generator
+2 fuel per update

>>723402019
It starts raining

>>723402019
They make statue bigger than ship

>>723402231
Roll for rain

>>723402019
the jews, ofended by the giant hitler, use their vile jew sorcery to bring sickness to the settlers, in response the nazi astronauts seek to ally with the frog people of the mountains

>>723402019
Adolf Hitler comes out of the fuckn ocean with his U-boat, absolutely merks the ground revealing an old WWII bunker.

The jews try and sabotage the generator

>>723400770
roll

>>723402019

they send out an astronaut to scout out the red planet, if there is life (doubt it) they try and recruit some more nazis

>>723402019
time to start exploring the cave. take guns and shoot anything that moves.

>>723402330
Rolling

>>723402342
rolling

The nazi astronauts find a buried cache of guns and ammunition

The astronauts wait till dark then quietly turn the jews' camp into space Auschwitz while the kikes sleep

>>723402409
reroll

>>723402019
A wind storm blows over the statue

>>723402754
Roll

gas the kikes

one night a storm brakes out and when lightning hits the fuhrer's statue it comes to life

>>723402019
they hold a rally to promote one of the astronauts new manifesto

>>723403028
re roll

>>723402754
Re re re roll

attack a kike to make bioluminecent lamp

make half the astronauts space communists that support the jews

>>723402754
Gib dubs

>>723403300
The nazi astronauts kill the commies and burn their literature

A sinksinkhole opens up right beside the camp

50 space niggers join them

the commies kill the nazi astronauts and take down the fuhrer statue, damaging the ship

>>723403626
reeeeeeeeee

>>723403626
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>723403626
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>723403626
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>723403626
>>723403651
>>723403674
>>723403719
>>723403742
fuck off

>>723403626
>>723403674
>>723403719
>>723403742
just give up

>>723403300
The commie half become faggots

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A wild tribe of Vampiric Spurdos emerge from the forest and eat the jews turning them into Spurdo Thralls

>>723403626
Roll 4 this

>>723403626
rolling

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>>723403969
reroll

Stalin comes sends the astronauts and Jews to Gulag

>>723404077
ebic....

>>723404077
fuqqqq : DDDDDDDDD

>>723404118
Roll

>>723403626
this

>>723402019
Investigate cave, bringing heavy weaponry

OP here, I have to go sorry guys it's been fun

>>723404404
Fuck u OP, not enough penis worms

During their stay they manage to calculate the gravitational pull of the other planets orbitting around, witch means they will be able to go back too space with less fuel than expected

>>723390874
They craft armour out of the dead crabs shells

>>723404404
His post number ended in 404. Just like his thread will :'(

>>723404404
>>723406644
Fuck, I want to know what happens.