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Alpha male thread
>be me 23 year old
>work at grocery store
>mostly as a cashier, but do other things too
>be me helping out the new girls count their box
>8.5/10 qt face
>telling her how to count
>hand touches hers
>"You like touching my hand?"
>Operation:GetInHerPants
>"Your hands are smooth anon"
>continue teaching her
>have my hands wrapped around her
>slowly drag hands on thighs
>ask when her day off is
>also ask for number
>GoodWork.jpg
Later
>another new chick needs help
>9/10
>RepeatCycle.jpg
>tell her jokes
>hug her and out face on her shoulder
>begin to rub face to her face
>"You smell nice qt"
>put hands on her
>help her like that for the rest of the teaching
Opertation:MakeThemSideBitches
>Go to main bitch
>wrap hands around her
>"Ready walk you to your car?"
>yeah
>have cars next to each other
>grab ass, and kiss her
>feels great being an alpha male
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>>723390019
Sure m8, make up stories to make yourself feel better.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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I got 950. A knight. Sounds about right
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>be 23, work at grocery store
>helping out new girl
>hand touches her
>she's super creeped out but awkwardly says my hands are smooth
>have my hands around her
>she cringes and prays that I go away
>ask for her number and what day she works
>she makes some shot up just hoping I'll go away
>different grill
>pill the same creep shit
>awkwardly rub my face all over hers like a dog
>tell her she smells nice
>she puts up with it then tells all her co-workers how much of a cuck you are
>go to main bitch
>grope the shit out of her
>she's scared but too awkward to say anything
>kiss her
>she goes back to work and files for a sexual harrassment claim
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>>723390019
You kids are fucking cringey. Be yourself, people can see through the mask. There's nobody more transparent and cunty than someone who has blatantly used the Internet and guides to become more 'alpha'.
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>>723390019
315
i counted something as half true
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>>723390525
>950
That means you are almost a fucking wizard. I knew you guys are neckbeard trap loving faggots.
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>>723390019
These things are stupid as fuck. Any sort of normal person would be at least a knight.
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>>723390019
-875
Do not own my own house, business
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675
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>>723390019
Own house, business, successful, multi cars, have a kid. I got -1150 AFTER I removed for no exercising and having a FB / playing games. Why the fuck does gaming and having social media subtract anyways?
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>>723390640
OP here
LMAO keep going, I love it
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>>723390019
Got -275.
Meh.
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>>723391351
How do you even get such high numbers?
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>>723391151
Normal decent human beings are alphas idiot.
18+ anime loving virgins with no girlfriends like me end up at +50.
The microbeta.
The picture is pretty accurate too. I'd definitely be the guy throwing money at whores.
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>>723390019
>>be me 23 year old
>>work at grocery store
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>>723390019
>education is an indication of being an alpha
>whoever made this shit can't even spell captain
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>>723390019
Scored -625. Would be -725 but all I did in College was upgrade; didn't actually get any degrees or whatever. So I'm basically between True Alpha and Knight. Sweet... now if only I had an above-average cock.
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>>723390019
minus 575
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>>723390019
Towards alpha:
>can drive a car
>leader skills
>had sex
>own a car
>can handle drugs
>educated (hs)
>job
>gf
Towards beta:
>asocial
>vidya
>never used an axe
>socialize through internet
>not working out
>still living with parents
>hating myself
So it's -25 for me
however there should be like +500 penalty for browsing /b/
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tfw driving a stick isn't on there
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