Asian hooker thread > Got these two in Thailand for dirt

>>723387200
Also general Asian amateur nudes thread

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my favorite story

I hope you got them on discount. What's the fucking point of going to Thailand if you aren't getting Ladyboys?

>>723387694
underaged Thai hookers?

>>723387591
On the bucket list now.

How much did they cost?

>>723387200
Isn't this crotch thicket of the leftie disgusting? Also, any lesbian stuff?

>>723387591
Filipina bitches are often sexy as fuck.

China in the early 2000s was so much better than nasty Southeast Asian jungle Asians. Truly the golden age.

>>723387975
2500 baht for the night

>>723388055
No, I don't have a problem with that. They made out a bit but only when I urged them to

>>723387200
The real price is yet to come from the medical bills for your STD's.

>>723388273

Thinking Thai girls are ugly

>kek

>>723388317
thats what, 70 dollars? good deal.

>>723388317
Did you bareback any of them?

>>723388388
They look like cavemen/monkeys. Even though I have yellow fever, thais have none of the elegant features so alluring in Asians

>>723388388
Thai girls are ok but everybody knows that Chinese, Japanese and Korean women are better than SE Asians.

>>723388565
WTF, this isn't a gore/suicide thread.

>>723387200
more?

>>723388582

They vary a lot more in their looks but always look good in the Miss Universe pageants. Japanese and Korean girls all look the same.

Going to Phuket in a few months. Anyone have any tips for finding some teenage, maybe slightly under aged hookers?

>>723388479
Yeah about that. It was money well spend

>>723388370
American detected.

But truth on the STDs. Enjoy them, those girls are riddled with issues.

>>723389086

Well they've probably been getting fucked by Americans since they were 9 so not really their fault.

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>>723387200
>>723387200
One on the right, "I'm here to have fun and make money! ^.^"
One on the left, "Where exactly did I so wrong in life that I am in this room..."

>>723389405
Needs a penis. Give her a penis and she's perfect.

>>723387200
>In Thailand for conference
>Co-workers go to bed early, I kept drinking, wanted to see town.
>About to go into bar, hear someone say "Mister! Mister? Yum Yum?
>Look over, see girl, can't be older than 10
>Think "oh, homeless kid wants food"
>Take some money, give it to her
>Girl gives big smile, grabs my hand, takes me into building we're outside of
>Girl says something to woman in front foyer, woman says something and points to hall.
>Door after door with sheets over doors. One room hear giggling and slapping sounds
>Girl lifts sheets, points to bed and starts grabbing for my pants

You get the idea. Long story short, I vacation in Thailand every chance I can get.

>>723387200
more pics

>>723389615
got pics?

>>723389615
Bullshit.

>>723389615
i missed it, she gave you a place to sleep for the night? Was it the best sleep you had, thats why you go there now? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>>723390028
Yes. Underage Prostitutes in Thailand are a myth.

>>723387200
milfs, my guy

>>723389907
>>723390028

Nowadays in Thailand that's a great way to get arrested unless his story is old.

The child sex trade has moved to Cambodia/Laos.

>>723390075
It was a very comfy bed. Beat my SleepComfort at the Hotel.

>>723390171
Fairly old. 2002.

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>>723387200
Last summer I attended a company meeting in Hong Kong to discuss about a company merger with the local Hong Kong's branch. I met the director of the Hong Kong's branch and he invited me back to his house for dinner after. He introduced me to his wife and I ended up taking her back to my hotel to sleep with as an appreciate gift for the merging of our two companies. Oddest experience of my life ever. Not sure if it's some sort of Asian tradition to share your wife when you seal a successful business deal or if it's just his kink but I'm glad it happened.

>>723387200
>>723389615
>>723389634
>>723389907

http://bit.
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>>723390171
i got to check out those beds? was it a king or queen? got the name, i need a new bed. Was it foam or coil?

>>723390169
Not very bright for Thailand to crack down on one of the only reasons a Westerner would visit.

>>723390287
nice try

>>723389615
so you're a pedophile?

>>723390261
maybe his "wife" was a hooker ?
And he was like "If I don't make it, I'll at least have a good time! But If I make it, might as well offer her!"

>>723389615
how does it feel being a pedophile

>>723390261
not odd at all, friends father worked for IBM awhile back, told us about that type of shit he claims he happily denied the offer, when offered. But we all know the real truth.

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>Asian hooker from Thailand

>>723390425

No..not at all. I just have sex with kids. I'm not attracted to them or anything.

>>723389489
GTFO

>>723390261
Need full video asap

>>723390535
ur the scum of society

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>>723389615
If true, I am extremely interested in how the child prostitution buisiness works. What can you do, what does it cost, dont you feel like a child molester?

Also I was in Denmark, I wanted to have sex with hooker (never done before) because booze. Go to strip club. Cute girl comes next to me and ask me for good time. I think hell yeah how much? 1500 kroners for 20 mins, 2500 with wine bottle.

okay

calculate in euro's. 200 euro's without wine bottle. Wtf.

Later I found out they don't even sex. Just do shitty lapdance. Mfw.

There are some hooker houses in the neighborhood with sex for 50-100 euro for half an hour but they all look old/fat/ugly

>>723389615
So she took you down the hall and fed you donuts and hot cocoa?

>>723390706
Punch and pie.

>>723388317
To get charged so much you must be ugly as fuck. 2.5k baht holy fuck mate

>>723388782
>Phuk et

>>723390491
that would be distracting, would have to do doggy

>>723390787
Do you know anybody who looks handsome while drunk?

>>723387200
from which year is this pic?

>>723387200
how old are they?

>>723390287
what is this?

>>723391245
OP here, left one 15 right one 14

>>723391283
They look worn out as fuck for teenagers.

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>>723390463
He showed me his family/wedding pictures. He had a son as well so I'm not to sure about his wife being a hooked but then again I can't really tell Asians apart so maybe he had me fooled.

>>723390489
It was my first time in an Asian country so I really didn't know what to expect. Not too familiar with how etiquette and manners work in those countries, just assumed it would be similar to ours. I thought it would be a formal business meeting but Asians as it turns out are very nice people.

>>723390674
Trying

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Sadly no asian hookers near me. Only eastern European

>>723391399

They've probably been doing it for 10 years already.

>>723391429
You are the real MVP, I bet that was some good pussy

>>723391445
russian?

>>723387200
>Sadly no asian hookers near me. Only eastern European
Where do you live?

>>723391429
Was she okay with all this? Or did she get forced into doing it?

Don't them orientals ever shave? gross. would still bang

>>723390693
Don't know the situation in denmark, but thats pretty unusual for europe
I live in austria and for 100€ you can bone a normal girl for half an hour, thats like a normal standard price for a standard girl
Same is in amsterdam and germany, czech is way cheaper but the girls are pretty fucked up

>>723391681
Eastern Europe

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>>723390787
>70$
>so much

You're either poor, retarded, or this is b8.

I'm gonna go with all three though.

>>723391765
I know right? You'd think that they would know it's mostly western men who will be paying them so they should try to groom themselves according to standards of the customers they are trying to attract.

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>>723391635
No close. She's Romanian.

>>723391681
Guess you meant me. I live in the Netherlands

>>723391789
Yeah I was like fuck this place. Pole dancers didn't even go full nude.
Been in a strip club in Prague too. Some girls were okay but I didn't trust anything there because nothing had a price and nobody could tell me the price of anything. Also strange guys with suits and sunglasses all over the place.

Live in the Netherlands, not near Amsterdam but maybe I'll go look for a grill there because I can literary window shop over there

With or without a condom? How much for a BJ only with no condom? On average?

>>723391958
welke stad?

>>723391958
>Romanian
>Russian
>close

triggered tbqh

>>723392044
Ik wip op en neer bij de rode zones in Gruun en Ljouwert

>>723391958
nice ass, more?

dont you all worry about stds? condoms dont protect from everything

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>>723391591
It was. I actually hadn't slept with anyone in a few months so I was going through sort of a dry spell which only added to how great that night was.

>>723391759
I think she was alright with it. Her english wasn't very good but when I took her back to my hotel I asked her if she really wanted to sleep with me or not just to make sure her husband wasn't forcing her or anything. She said it was fine and she was looking forward to it so I left it at that.

>>723388317
Lol you must be ugly i was there in Nov and it was 2k or even 1500 baht

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>>723391868
>is 14
>Doesn't know the value of money
>hasn't worked a day in his life
>doesnt know that filipinas are filled with diseases
>has the audacity to tell someone else its not a lot
>In eastern europe 70$ is a little over 1/3 the minimum wage.

>>723392472
how much her?

>>723392472
more with sound

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>>723392406
Only one left. Got other ladies who work there

>>723392472
keep posting please

>>723392472
Any video/pics of her pussy??

>>723392767
show them

>>723392472
>>723392788

yes show us her pussy please

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>>723392767
Delet this

>>723392767
She is ugly as fuck and you should be ashamed for paying her for sex.

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>>723389615

Cont.

> get home
> few weeks pass
> weird lesions on my cock
> go to clinic
> mfw I got herpes from a 10yo

Fuckin slut.

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>>723392644
>tfw been working since 15
>tfw when American and 70$ is pocket change

I'm sorry you're poor.

>>723392472
need sauce on that video

>>723393019
bump

>>723392644
Sorry you live in some kind of pseudo russian shit country anon. 70usd is like a daily budget.

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>>723392797

>>723391958
>I live in the Netherlands

Stupid question, but are they amsterdam bitches? Ever go anywhere else, outside of the country?

>>723392894
Sadly she's the only one who does rimjobs well

>>723393303
>disgust

I regularly visit asian massage parlors. Last time I went to one was this Tuesday. If anyone has questions ask away.

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>>723393276
No these girls are up north. Means they are cheaper though. Never went to red lights abroad.

>>723393415
Any underage whore at those places?

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>>723392797

>>723393528

>>723393528


The complate opposite. You'll find many older women in their 40s at these places. You're lucky if you find a girl under 30.

>>723393463
>Means they are cheaper though.

How much are they? Or is it that you can afford them on your job?

>>723393639
nice
ass?

>>723394246
You are one lucky bastard man.

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>>723393822
Sorry only have this

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Got One off t backpage when I was in Toronto new years eve, It wasn't bad but god she moaned the most retarded shit. Next time I am gonna make sure next time she only speaks Japanese when I am fucking her.

> Go a viatnamese hooker in Singapore.
> She showed me her passport which stated she > just come into the country a couple hours before to prove she ain't got any STD
> Fucked her hard, chocked her, sucked on her feet and all that
> Cum like the European monster I am
> start all over again. She was surprised. Usually does it once and leave. I said "We're not done yet"
> Cum second time
> "We're still note done yet"
> "Oh anon how come you can cum so often. This make you die because your heart will stop"
> threw her out after the third time because I got to leave for work 2 hours later

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>>723394373
How so? They can fuck anyone they want

>>723393979
Upload the full video to mega please

>>723394580
>How so?

Because I live in the US and there aren't many cute hookers like the ones you showed. There are quite a few who are less than average who charge more though.

>>723394667

Yes please

>>723393979

>>723393979

MOAR

>>723387200
girl on the right all the way

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>>723394792
Sorry to hear that. The ladies here are pretty nice as well. Don't make you rush. Amsterdam is very different to that

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>>723394261
I'm looking for it.

>>723394287
>>723394667
I don't think I'm going to just because my face is in some parts.

>>723394933

>>723390169
Bullshit anon, sex trade still one of the most thriving businesses there. Unless you're a complete fuck head cops don't look at you. Know your facts before posting again, faggot.

>>723395295

are you married? or have a girlfriend? if not, then why worry about your face in it? youre smashing a super hot asian chick and you have a decent cock. whats to worry about? lol

>>723390491
Oh god wouldn't it be great if right as you came in his ass, she blew cum all over your face.

>>723391283
Lie

>>723387200
I have to say that I was backpacking in Thailand for two months and had quite a lot of sex without paying anything.
But I am curious, how much is "dirt cheap"?

>>723395295
more more more

>>723395503
She....kek

>>723392766
newfag

>>723395503
Was thinking the same thing.

>>723395295

We need to see that pussy

>>723395295
i want to see her tits and pussy so badly, can you share some bits, anon?

>>723395295
>I don't think I'm going to just because my face is in some parts
Please anon. PLEASE

>>723395619
How did you get sex while backpacking that you didn't pay for in a foreign country? Your winning personality, anon?

>>723394536
>sucked on her feet
goddamn son i love me some feet but hooker feet is nasty

>>723395295
show her pussy already

>>723389489
oh, ill give her a penis alright

>how to greentext

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>>723392767
Kind of looks like her

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Toke a 1h session with an asian student who was working as a hooker.
4ft8 and around 20yo. She basically looked like a 15yo cutie, one of my fantasy...

Even though my dick is average in length, and below average in width. I still couldn't get in her pussy.
When I finally got the tip of my dick in, I insta-cummed.
10 minutes later I was hard again and started fucking her once more. She was so tight and cute, I couldn't resist shooting my second load after like 30 seconds.
Toke a small rest. Then started doggying her tiny ass. Toke me like 2-3 minutes to shoot my third load on her ass.
Even after cumming 3 times, I insisted she gave me a long blowjob so I could cum a 4th time before the hour mark.
Best fuck of my life.

>>723394120
>http://bit.
>ly/2ip7fzF
it's some bullshit "dating website" don't bother

>>723396379
Dude I was thinking the same.thing

>>723391958
Until last year, I used to visit a Slovak chick - reasonable price, spotlessly clean, own flat, and hands-down the filthiest fucking slut I've ever stuck my peenor in. I miss the way she would smile at my most awful, subhuman suggestions and say "This... you pay for me £xx, yes?"...

The only reasonable price replacement I've found is English, and she sucks a mean dick but... It's not the same.

>>723388609
This. Korean girls a best

>>723387200
I'm 26 and I've had sex three times. All three times were during a visit to different AMPs about 45 minutes out of time. Each time was nerve wrecking because you don't know if your early morning, or late night visit is the day their local PD busts the place.

>>723395295
Blur your face. It's not important, porn are focused on girls.

>>723396379

After I come it takes like 3 hours to get hard again. Gettin old sux

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>>723395468
I'm actually seeing someone right now back home and besides that I still rather not show my face.

>>723395806
>>723395873
Alright.

>>723395921
I'm trying my best.

>>723395929
I'll think about it.

>>723396062
>>723396983
Yeah that's what I'm thinking of doing.

>>723391759
who cares?

>>723396379
Hey anon how much did you pay for tickets? I assume that you are from us? I'll have to go to us soon to Virginia and was thinking Thailand after. Too lazy to google now kinda drunk

>>723392075
Fucking idiot romanians are latins

>>723397143
That looks fucking tight.

>>723397143
is this asian?

>>723397143
damn now you have to upload it to mega, super hot

just blur your face man, we want to see HER not YOU

>>723397143
can't you cover your face? i'd love to see this with audio anon

>>723397143
Fuck. I wish that was my wife.

>>723392767
She is A gypsie from Romania don t Be ignorant

>>723397143
more of her?

>>723397143
in this video she doesnt have the red and black thong on...

>>723397143
Is this still the same girl? she's wearing a different panty

>>723397528
Good catch

>>723397528
>>723397557
Ditto that my brother

>>723388370
>>723389086
Thailand prostitutes have to undergo regular STD screenings and if they test positive for anything they're banned from being a prostitute. It isn't hard to find a legal brothel.

>>723397632
prostitution is illegal in thailand

>>723389086
I'm not American. Try again.

>>723397632
Legal in as far as the officials are bribed enough.

>>723397528
>>723397596
>>723397603
ayy

>>723397703
>>723397965
The government tolerates it and does have regulations such as regular STD screening.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Thailand
http://www.sexarchive.info/IES/thailand.html

>21
>go to Tijuana with best friend
>nervous af American going to the land of burritos and unwarranted kidney transplants
>read up all I can on it because I dont want to get shot
>arrive late so consequently get to the border late
>didnt want to drive thru cause weed in car for the trip
>fucking ridiculously long maze of bullshit to walk into Tijuana
>arrived late so all the Messycans were walking back because I guess they worked in the US
>finally get in through the border, no bullshit questions when you're leaving the US, only when coming back
>pass by gorilla looking wetback with a beret and an AK, it was a good day
>its getting dark and anxiety kicks in
>everything I read said to leave by nightfall
>fuck it lets get tacos
>can't read the sign worth shit, I know about ten spanish words, none of which this sign said
>pull out Galaxy S6 and use Google translate
>they have this mode where you can turn on your camera and it translates in real time
>bad fucking idea
>got three spics staring at my device
>mean muggin me
>order my tacos and use my credit card
>also a bad fucking idea
>credit card had fraud on it the next day
>eat my tacos and get a cab
>cabbie is cool af and speaks perfect english
>he asks what we're looking for
>my friend is way more outgoing than I
>he shouts "Pussy!"
>the cab driver bolts across three lanes of traffic and says "No problem friend"
>we arrive at a shitty club with ten too many strobe lights
>It's about a 800 sqft building with a U-like layout with obviously the stripper pole in the middle, booths (like mexican diner booths) surrounding the center
>approached by some termite-infested 45-50 yr old stripper with tight skin and loose underwear
>I shoo her away but she persists looming over us
>I say "No Gracias", quickly using up 2 of the 10 words I knew
>She replies no and throws her head back motioning she's drinking something
>We get it, I order a jack and coke my friend says Cerveza

Continue?

>>723398222
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Thailand
and HIV is on the rise.

>>723398310
Continue bro

>>723398310
Yees

>>723398477
I'm not saying to bareback their prostitutes, I'm just saying that for a country that generates a large amount of revenue from prostitution the government's STD screenings are almost certainly keeping things safer. That and the fact that they DO in fact screen prostitutes which some other guy said wasn't the case.

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>>723390491
>the woman has a bigger penis than me.
>mfw

>>723398714
>women

>>723397143
>>723397528
>>723397557
BUSTED

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>>723397232
She was fairly tight but a part of me thought she was going to be way tighter. I guess it's because I always assumed Asian females were extremely tight but then again I haven't slept with many females so my opinion is limited.

>>723397349
Yes, she's from Hong Kong.

>>723397356
>>723397375
I'm trying. Not very good at photoshopping. Any pointers will help.

>>723397375
Me too. I'm honestly jealous of her husband.

>>723397421
Okay.

>>723397528
>>723397557
Yeah it's still the same girl just on a different day. I was in Hong Kong for about a week and a half for the business meeting. Met her 4 or 5 times in those days.

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>>723387200
Nice catch anon. In Phnom Penh, 30 dollars short time, 20 years old. Smooth skin. Exotic.

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Her feet are absolutely disgusting.

>>723399361
im not very good at photoshop either, just insert some black squares over your face or something

i appreciate you trying to upload it for us though, best thread in a while

>>723399361
Not to sound gay but your dick is huge did she have trouble taking it all in?

>>723399361
did you get to eat her pussy at all? what did it taste like?

>>723399361
you have a nice dick dude

>>723399701
>>723399791
Lol gaaaaayyyyy

>she brings us both a shot of rum and holds out her hand for money
>too annoyed to complain, give her a twenty, she gives us 14 back, not fuckin badd
>order three more each
>getting pretty tipsy when a couple approach us
>they’re Americans too and are fucking ecstatic that we’re Americans
>Marlene and I don’t remember the guys name, both from Austin
>probably in their 30s, they look laid back and fun
>they give us the 411, that this bar is shit if we’re looking to get “the young craze”
>I’ll always remember how they put that, it would’ve been creepy coming from anyone else
>but they were just so in the moment that it was exciting
>You just know they were tag teaming a young Latina
>so Marlene pushes her huge tits up against the booth as to whisper something to us
>but this club is fucking blaring some techno pop shit so she was really yelling at us
>she tells us about another club about fifteen minutes away that was five times the size and the girls are "way more fun"
>so we each take another shot and hit the road despite Marlene and her man begging us to stay
>we get a cab which is fucking impossible in the traffic, or maybe we were just starting to get really feel that fifth shot
>we jump in the cab and both just yell the name we remembered in the moment but eludes me now
>about thirty minutes passes and we're shooting the shit
>cabbie doesn't say a word till we arrive
>didn't even know the guy spoke english til the end
>all he says is "don't blow it all on the ball"
>the fucking guy spoke in riddles
>we handed him $15 and got out questioning wtf just happened
>we fucking arrived, gentlemen!
>this club had an ole' timey movie theater entrance and was enormous
>and not only was it fucking enormous, the girls, my god the fucking girls
>every size, every proportions, every color of panties, every size of tits
>I'm not exaggerating when I say there was at least 6 girls in there for every guy
>this club was packed up to the fucking brim

>>723399701
>>723399791

his dick is pretty average, what are you guys on about

>>723399872
oh no I like dick I am wounded

>>723399918
I didn't say it was huge. I said it's nice. It's a good shape. I'd like to lick it.

>>723399973
it's mutilated tho

>>723387200
Moar like this
http://www.ipanon.com

>>723400029
eh. So's mine.

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>>723399890
was the club called Hong Kong?

>>723399935
Just messing with you man. It's 2017 I don't judge.

>>723400096
america is fucked, they've successfully convinced people to routinely slash baby dicks and vote trump

>>723391958
ROmaniaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suc1zC4YMsk

>>723395503
>she
that's a penis

>>723400350
Newfag detected

>>723399918
Leave the fags alone anon

>>723390692
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>723400615
Why this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/rexsexmex/comments/5qu8e8/lily_rader_blondes_perfect_pussy_gets_nailed/

aw yeah tj robots. MXLI in the house

>>723399361
Was she shaved? Pls say no.

>>723389489

I'll give her a penis...
My penis. Up her butt.

>there was roughly 200+ people in there
>the first room resembled a downtown bar with separate platforms for single or dual dancing
>the platforms were on both the first and second floors
>you climbed spiral staircases to look down on all the heat of movement and pure sex in the air
>the first room was probably 2500 sq ft and it led to an escalated ramp that went into a huge second room with one large stage
>it looked like we just missed some kind of foam party as they were clearing it from the stage
>my friend looked at me and said "this is where donkey shows are just another fucking tuesday"
>we ordered two cervezas and thankfully this time got actual beer
>we both knew the drill, we were there to fuck and we both set out to find our Juliet, or I guess in this case Maria.
>I was looking at every girl there and honestly there were so many I could be nit-picky af
>you know how when youre at the bar and it's getting late how the girls you wouldve clearly rated a 6 are getting more and more attention and quickly start thinking they're diamond 10s
>yeah well this shit was the exact opposite
>with easily 100 girls to choose from, all of them seemed mediocre
>some of these girls I would give my left nutt to fuck outside of this place, this strange fantasy
>but here, "eh, I could do better"
>then I saw her
>petite, smooth skin, lighter than the rest, dyed marron red hair in a messy pony tail, maybe 5"1' tops, small features, black lace top and a cute black thong with gold buckels
>she seemed more in tune than the rest as she would move on the stage
>she was part of a triplet of girls on this small stage, forcing them for our amusement to glide over each other as they danced
>I found her, that was my Maria
>so I went to find my friend to let him know
>well he was nervously drinking at the bar
>I asked him what was the matter and he just motioned to two NFL looking motherfuckers that were staring at him from upstairs

>>723390693
>If true, I am extremely interested in how the child prostitution buisiness works

First I'm not the pedofag you spoke to.

This is more common in poorer nations like nepal. Simply put they're forced into it/abducted and is an orphan so no one's going to search for her/Parents allow it because they're poor.

>What can you do, what does it cost,

Depends on nation can be as low as 1 usd to 100 usd(USD is worth alot of money in some asian nations

>dont you feel like a child molester?

like they give a shit?

We live in a world where we hurt others, take advantage of others, kill. Etc. They don't care for other pain they only care their pleasures are being satisfied

One of the million reasons why I'm a misanthrope

>>723387200
I want to lick their pussies.

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>>723399555
That's what I'm doing but it's very tedious and time consuming consideing the length of the video. I'll keep going at it though. Might post it in a thread later tonight if I don't finish it now.

>>723399701
Thanks but I always thought my dick was average sized. Not really, it went in quite smoothly.

>>723399751
I did and it tasted like what you would expect from any other female. The only difference perhaps was that she was a lot more wet down there than other girls I've met so it was a bit slimy I guess.

>>723399791
Thanks I'm flattered.

>>723400925
Sorry but she was.

>>723401174

Please don't let this story end with somebody getting sodomized by a Mexican tranny.

>>723401799
well i hope i get to see it, been saving every single one of your webm's so thank you

>>723401799
Where did you cum with her? Got a cumshot webm?

>>723401799
need to see that pussy from the front my man

so let me get this straight. your chinese chef offered you to fuck his wife for making good business? wtf?

>>723402066

*boss

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>>723401296
I went to nepal once and there was a fuckload of child prositutes as young as 9 and as old as 14

>police are too weak/corrupt to do anything about it

Fuck this gay earth.

>>723402111
implying there is anything really wrong with it, we did the same shit only a few hundred years ago

>>723401799
keep doing God's work fellow anon. hope to see more of her, you lucky bastard

>>723402321
We also sliced off limbs for infection regularly, now that too is archaic.

>>723402066
Not OP but I heard it's a popular trend going on in China now for rich business men to cuck their wife away to foreigners. Don't know if it's true but that's what I've been hearing.

>>723402582
one kills people, the other just gets them off

>I quickly glanced away once I made eye contact
>they were not the kind of guys I would want to catch outside a 7-Eleven without an otterpop if you know what I mean
>I got my friend up, whom was quite inebriated at this point staying near the bar
>we made are way to the second room with the stage out of the sight of the guys
>and that's when it clicked for him
>we were walking up the ramp with girls to the left and girls to the right smiling, winking, reaching out playfully
>and he saw his Maria: a curvy also petite, long black silky hair, soft face. The perfect perky tits and a cute tight butt. She had on Black and yellow Batman boy shorts with a drawstring bikini top. She stood there arms crossed with a slightly more intense air about her.
>"That's her! You're my Juliet!"
>I dragged him away to compose himself before introducing himself
>we sat by the stage drinks in hand giving eachother the pep talk
>it was a bro-bro thing and we were both plastered, more tradition than necessity
>I honestly can't recall how I ended up by the stage where my Maria was, I was having blackout awakenings at this point
>I looked over and saw him talking to his Dark Night Juliet
>so I knew I had to make my move or he'd win
>there was no competition, but i'm a competitive drunk
>I took out my phone again because in my drunk mind she was so pretty I had to capture it
>again, idk what the fuck I was thinking
>A bouncer quickly walked up and started yelling in Spanish at me
>I panicked and dropped my phone and when I retrieved it looked up to see her bending down saying something in Spanish to me
>I looked confused and I was confused
>Confused and utterly plastered
>Another bouncer came over and said in a very strong accent "Pictures no"
>I nodded and showed him that I deleted it
>they both looked satisfied and walked away
>Maria was laughing at me and I felt like a drunk fool
>I mosied away and got another shot at the bar

>>723402608
i've gotta set up a business to sell in china

>>723402685
Why the chinks doe?

>>723402633
Ruins the kids life too lol

>>723402321
>implying theres anything wrong with it

theres alot of things wrong with it...Even pedophiles see that.

>>723392767
Looks like my fucking nanny from when I was a kid. She's like 40 pounds away from being one of those fat fucking Mexican cunts

>>723402855
implying being born impoverished doesn't ruin their life more than having the ability to make money

>>723402855
>ruins the kid's life too

Unless you groom them.

>>723403055
>implying you know anything about psychology. Let alone children

>>723403105
if it's a choice between starvation and prostitution, mal-nutrition ruins the brain alot faster

>>723403242

If their nation is that poor they couldn't even afford prostitution.

>>723399890
NAME OF THIS CLUB??

post more

thinking of going to Tijuana one of these days. any /b/ro's know where to look for the real young pro's?

>at that moment I saw my buddy giving me two thumbs up as he stumbled away with Bat Woman
>I got the drunk itch and went to the bathroom to give myself another pep talk
>when I got in there, there were no mirrors so I settled on talking to myself at the urinal
>there was a well-dressed cartel looking motherfucker using the urinal next to me and I had to piss next to him since only three urinals
>I blackout again and come to again histerically laughing at myself in the stall
>I don't recall going in the stall but when I came out of the bathroom that cartel guy was laughing his ass off and brought me to the bar
>I started freaking out but I was trying to play it cool
>He called a buddy over whom happened to be one of the NFL looking motherfuckers that was staring at us earlier
>this guy approached like a fucking stoic, man
>not a single impression on his face
>like, youre at a titty bar, lighten the fuck up
>my new cartel friend said something in quicker than lightning spanish and the NFL dude just starts dying there on the floor
>they both laugh and I nervously giggle
>he calls over the bartender whom I believe he tells the same thing and then she laughs and gives me a shot
>I try to hand her a $20 but the cartel looking dude takes it and puts it in his pocket
>he then motions widely across the whole bar and says deeply and strongly "pussaaayyy!"
>I smile in agreeance and he starts calling over stripper after stripper with each one motioning to me with a question
>After three girls of saying no, not feeling like an asshole at all by the way
>just cold af now looking back on it
>I point towards my Maria and he calls her down from the same stage she was still dancing on
>to tell the truth I think I actually felt butterflies in my stomach
>it was either them falpping or about 10 shots and 15+ beers
>Maria leans in my ear and says "Ochenta"
>To which the cartel guy overhears and wildly says "Cállate" which is one of the only other words I knew in Spanish

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>>723403647
Why don't you tell me all about your plans to find young pros in Tijuana, friend?

Just take a seat over there.

>>723401799
more...please?

dont let the thread die

>>723403833
We're listening, Anon

>>723403833
Cmon

>I feel this wild hair up my ass of honor for this stripper I hardly know and start to get heated that he told "my girl" to shut up
>so I say something along the lines of "hey hey man that's not cool. you don't talk to women that way"
>some white knight bullshit I'm sure I went on subconscious mode to try to say what I thought would impress her
>I'm sure he doesn't understand what I'm saying but he can notice i'm getting all stiff and angery
>He looks at me for three or four seconds with a serious face
>takes a step back and looks like he's about to draw
>then he fucking finger guns me
>I got fucking finger gunned
>he says something like "BAM!" and then starts dying laughing
>everyone starts laughing and I have to play along or he might actually shoot me
>This goes on like a over-extended Dr. Evil's laugh montage
>It finally slows down and he begins to reach in his pocket
>I flip the fuck out and go full retard
>I yell Opa or something fucking retarded as I jump back
>This slick motherfucker pulls out Ochenta fucking dollars and pays this bitch
>(that's $80 to you fucksticks)
>Aww hell nah, this fucker isn't taking my girl
>I get pissed again but then she takes my hand and we start walking away
>They're still dying laughing
>She's got my hand, i'm stumbling and confused trying to come to terms with what just happened
>She leads me out of the club front doors after she puts on a robe
>Uh oh, where the fuck are we going
>Then I see it, next door is a hotel
>I'ma fuckk

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>>723401988
No problem. This is taking longer than I thought it would. Going to take a break for a bit but I'll dump more tonight. Probably last post for the thread.

>>723402055
On her back or face. She swallowed once which was nice because I wasn't expecting that. I really wanted to blow a load inside her but I had no idea if she would be alright with it or if she was on the pill so I didn't take the chance.

>>723402055
Later tonight for sure.

>>723402066
That's what it seems like. I was asking that in my earlier post since I'm unfamiliar with Asian customs. We were talking about the merging of our companies and he brought up about sharing. Next thing I knew was him discuss about how he would like to offer his wife for me. I'm honestly still confused about what happened. Seems really out of placed to offer me his wife but that's what happened.

>>723402504
Thanks. I will tonight.

>>723402608
Is this true? I would like to see a source on this. Another Anon also said it was very common as well.

>>723404050
Okay. Last one for now though.

>>723387200
anymore of the left??

>>723404711
Hot as fuck! Wish you didn't pull out though!

What's their English like?
>or chinglish

>>723404711
should have cum inside her, strenthened your tie to the company

>She leads me through a corridor that is the hotel
>understand now that the strip club was such a prostitution haven that they built a hotel next door
>we go up to the attendant or whatever the fuck you call him
>he's looking at me with an "awwww yeah, muh nigga" face
>like "you gone fuck"
>and I'm feelin his vibe, he's dressed nice too, and it's an actually really nice hotel for being only for prostitutes
>I'm just so used to the stigma the US has on prostitution that it's done in the shadows and when it's done out in the light here, it's actually quite the extravagant industry
>the front office attendant gives Maria three things
>A key, a towel, and a condom
>He then holds out his hand to me and I realize I'm supposed to pay the dude
>I have no idea how much so I just throw money at him
>Too drunk at this point, but he didn't object so I guess it was enough
>She laughs again, this cute little cherubious laugh
>we go down what felt like a long fucking, I mean around like four corners
>get to the room and she wastes no fucking time
>she starts undressing like someone had a gun to her head
>before I know it she's nude and I'm awestruck
>It's not like their was a whole lot difference because she was wearing practically nothing anyway
>but she has these cute little perky triangle tits
washboard abs, a nearly hairless pussy and cute little bottom that you want to sink your teeth into
>she pushes me back on the bed
>fucking strong for what she was
>She starts taking down my pants slower than she undressed herself
>kind of teasing, you know
>then she comes up and mounts me and starts taking off my shirt
>It had a shit load of buttons, I think we must've broken at least a couple
>Then only in my underwear and starts biting my neck and goes lower kissing my chest, nipples, stomach, and biting at my boxers
>Then she does something that i've never seen another girl mimic

In Europe, is there a rise in arab/muslim prostitues? :)

>>723406189
Yeah and their prices are the bomb.

>>723406608
noice

>>723401595
what about the guys?

>>723403647
I live one hour away from Tijuana and Hong Kong is the best place for international foreigners.
Expensive for your run of the mill Mexican, but well worth it.

I would definitely recommend it.

>She tears the condom wrapper with her mouth
>Pulls down my boxers and starts sucking my cock with the condom in her mouth
>she waits till I get decently hard and applies the condom with only her mouth
>this shit is voodoo magic to drunk me
>I really start focusing on how cool it was and not focusing on how horny I am and I start to lose my boner
>Awwww fuck!
>Whiskey dick, not now, god dammit!
>she looks up at me dissapointed
>i'm not sure whether it was a real or a fake pouty face
>honestly looking back probably happy she didn't have to suck and fuck another john and still got paid
>she starts getting up off the bed
>"Hey! No! Fuck!"
>the only coherent words I could come up with at the time
>she laughs and starts crawling back towards me
>she mounts me as my flaccid dick slaps against her clit
>I was fucking determined
>Pablo the Cartel Man didn't pay fucking Ochenta for no hoe to school Anon!
>I start sucking on her little oval nipples
>and I feel a small heartbeat in my dick
>I grab her cute tight ass
>another heartbeat in my dick
>I squeeze the sides of her neck and put her hand on dem carotid arteries
>bump bump says the dick
>I start exploring her ass and make my way down to her tight butthole
>As I put a finger inside she makes a small shreik and that's the fucking magic sauce
>With your powers combined I am Captain Dick!
>I wrap the bitch in a bearhug and penetrate her like a jack rabbit
>It was a combination of moaning, yelling, and grunting for all of about 6 minutes
>I grabbed the back of her head and made her bite my neck as I came like Old Faithful
>I came so hard her grandchildren will feel it
>I came so hard my grandchildren will feel it
>And just like that, it was fucking over. She got up, not impressed at all, put on her little skimpy outfit and went back into the club
>The fucking mexicans who come to clean the room didn't even wait til I was dressed. I'm just cum soaked dicked out and everything and they're cleaning up pretty much nothin

>>723406077

Why do these take you 20 minutes to type out, shee

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>>723387200
Oh shit you've made me excited for my Thailand trip this August. Fucking can't wait for that shit.

>>723402111
What city in Nepal?

>the after i'm dressed they fucking hold out their hands for a tip
>I give then like $3 each and tell them to go fuck themselves
>I hope they don't understand me
>I gather my drunk friend and we make our way back to the border
>it's funny because I'm white af, but he's like half mexican/half white so they give him a hard time and he brought his passport and ID
>I didn't bring shit, but I look the guy straight in the eye, drunk off my ass
>he asks for ID or passport
>and I look at him and go "Cooommmeeee onnnnn look at me"
>and that fucking guy laughs and says "yeah, good point"
>he lets me pass
>we take like a thirty minute train drive back to the car and pass out in the car

The End
No walk the dinosaur, you're welcome

And it took me so long to type out because I'm currently inebriated

Soz

>>723407604
I stayed awake for this and you blew it.
You deserve suffering.

ITT-things that never happened

>>723408196
This.

>>723393979
>It's my video.
No it's not. An anon posted this in /gif/ in one of the Asian threads. It's his Japanese ex. The thread is up right now, go look.

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>>723387591
what is this quote from? anyone have a link?

>>723391429
reminds me SO MUCH of a stripper I really want to fuck. She rode me so hard in the bar one night she fucking came on my pants. Didn't notice until the next morning

>>723408069
You deserve a Maria

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Fucking love Thailand OP it's fucking great. The girls are awesome and the sex is fucking god tier, at least compared to U.S. prostitutes. U.S. prostitutes are garbage.

>>723400188
That was FUCKING it!

>>723387694
fucking 3 girls a night for a month for like $37

>>723400029
>it's mutilated tho

It looks horrible. The head is scaly and keratinised. Weird.

Just be careful not to get involved into anything. They could stage up some shit or at least steal your cards. When you get involved into problems in Thailand everyone is going to be against you. Just 2 cents, enjoy but have your eyes open.

>>723392446
Yeah those crotch gremlins tear right through 'em.

>>723408692
Not in there bro

>>723406077
>She gets down on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>723391429
Fuck, can I live your life?...

Do you ever see them again? Would be was cool if the offer lasted for the length of the business relationship.

>>723393979
hold on a fucking sec, ist that her??

>>723387200
I know a place in Vancouver where i am sure that the girls are sex trafficked and held against their will. None of them soeak english and you pay a guy in one apartment and he walks you to another and unlocks the door for you to enter. The girl never sees the money or anything. Best pussy around though. Id definately reccommend.

>>723412195
Tell me more...

>>723411932
Who?

I hear the trannies in Thailand are amazing. Never been with one, but if she looked like a real girl I'd try it out, especially in a foreign country. Any experiences?

>>723397632
>Thailand prostitutes have to undergo regular STD screenings and if they test positive for anything they're banned from being a prostitute
1 in 50 Thais is HIV positive.
That's across the whole country.
Probably slightly higher concentration among sex workers.

>>723387200
going to Pattaya next month :) :)

Staying in a guesthouse on top of a massage shop

>>723407682
those are not thai girls

>>723412549
It's not across the whole country, you're lying. It's mostly the lady boys in the the red districts. The street walkers yeah but not the bar girls.

>>723398697
>for a country that generates a large amount of revenue from prostitution the government's STD screenings are almost certainly keeping things safer.
Just because all you think about when you hear 'Thailand' is degenerate whore-mongering, that doesn't mean that's all that happens there.
Thais are actually fiercely proud people and they quite naturally think any westerner who goes there is after prostitutes.
I saw a street stall selling handcuffs, batons, pepper spray, nunchakus etc and no Thais were stopping to look at that shit, only tourists.
Being so much poorer they generally only know what they see of you and Hollywood: violent, insanely selfish morons who want underage girls.

>>723412649
Yes they are, I've had sex with lady boys before and these are definitely not lady boys. Most of the lady boys work in lady boy bars. This wasn't a lady boy bar, getting really tired of kids trying to talk about things they know nothing about.

>>723412484
fag

>>723408692
You're a liar

>>723412954
>>723412649

Meant to say "no" they aren't. But why do people insist that all women in Thailand are men? They are not trying to trick you, most if not all will out right tell you because no one there cares.

>>723413099
Some of them have legit operations.. theres a thread on Pattaya Addicts of this chick that got snipped and she looks damn near normal, its scary.

>>723412549

So i gotta have sex with only 49 thai prostitutes to avoid aids, thanks anon.

>>723388317
2500? Geez...I could get a good looking one for 700 baht. You got screwed!

>>723412839
>It's not across the whole country, you're lying.
You're right, my man, my data is dated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_HIV/AIDS_adult_prevalence_rate
Thailand is %1.13 HIV among adults, that's nearly half what i said! This data is from 2014, so i guess a lot died since the stat i quoted.

>>723413384
It was 2500 for 2, im guessing


go to any massage shot on soi buakhao or that area, or fukk just about any area, and ur payin 1k max.. My norm is 200 to the house and 700 for her to come to my room.

But with all gogos, the price doubles or triples quick.

>>723413364
The hiv cases are probably much more concentrated among sex workers

>>723412852
I can't say that I understand the point you're trying to make. I know prostitution isn't all that happens in Thailand, this is just the thing that we're talking about.

>>723413346
They all carry Id and you can't change your gender there and they don't care if you ask them. I've been with lady boys before and I knew they were because they always tell guys that go with them. I've never met a lady boy that tried to trick when I go to Thailand. It's normal there, and most of the lady boys go to specific bars since people that want lady boys have a specific taste.

>>723413505
Dude that's not across the entire country you fool. It's the street walkers (mostly ladyboys) centered around Bangkok and beach road Pattaya. It's concentrated not wide spread you illiterate dunce.

>>723413689
Probably mostly male as well, HIV isn't nearly as easy to transmit through heterosexual intercourse, especially if the woman sees a lot of dick (less likely to bleed when loose).