Can someone please talk to me right now? I'm so close

hurry

Edgy!

>>723384177
Hi, anon.
I'm here for you.
What is bothering you? What had happened to you that made you consider suicide?

>>723384177
nice dubs! the only thing you achieved in life

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>>723384177

Do a live transmition of you being an hero

>>723384279
I almost killed myself about a year ago. When I was in the hospital they said it was a chemical thing, but I'm now questioning if that was right. I'm on medication now, and it was going well for about a year, but now I've called in sick from work and can't stop thinking about hanging myself.

>>723384271
>thinking this is edgy.
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend.

if everyone here had more ambition, we'd all have killed ourselves a long time ago. threatening suicide here is like threatening to piss in the ocean.

tldr do it, faggot

>>723384375
I'd say "fuck you", but I love this show so thumbs up.

>>723384404
hey op if you do it now you wont get to pertacipate in the upcomming shitstorm in the usa in the upcomming 20 years

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Literally nobody has time for your shit. Nobody can fix you or make your problems dissapear.

make peace with it like everyone else or go do what ever it is you don't have the courage to do.

>>723384528
I know. I just have nobody to talk to. I thought someone here might talk to me. This place once had some supportive people.

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>>723384177

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i have nothing to post so here's a chick fisting her own mouth

>>723384177
there is only one way to die, for the greater good.
(by killing the infidels)

deus vult!

do drugs if you feel suicidal, its not the permanent solution but its a temporary solution

>>723384591
You're a useless human. Fuck off and die.

nah don't do it, sucks cause its oneway

>>723384659
Okay. I'll bite. What do you want to talk about? What's your living situation like?

>>723384746
Yeah, I've been drinking heavily for about 10 years. I guess alcohol isn't classified as a "drug", but it's totally a drug.

Stream it OP

>>723384404
>>723384404
>I almost killed myself about a year ago
What triggered it ?
>When I was in the hospital they said it was a chemical thing
>it was
What was? The depression or the method you tried? If the depression yes, it's a mix of chemical imbalance and past traumas.
The medication kind of 'resets' how your chemical neurotransmitters work and this can translate into suicidal thoughts, more depression/anxiety, etc. so they were right.

>I'm on medication now
Can you specify the medication name and/or the drug class? (SSRI most likely)
Have you ever taken Mood stabilizers/anti-psychotics ?
>and it was going well for about a year,
Good, what is your dose at this moment and what was your dose when you were okay.

>but now I've called in sick from work and can't stop thinking about hanging myself.
What had happened? Was in last winter when you tried to kill yourself ? As in the same time as this ? Is your dose still the same?

Talk to your doctor, please, talk to your family, boyfriend/girlfriend if you have one, a trusted friend.
How old are you ? Please, please, seek a therapist immediately and inform your doctor ! It doesn't have to hurt, anon.

>>723384659
honestly, if you are serious about this, this is probably not the best place to do it. I'd call a hotline or something. Hang in there OP.

Hey it's been about a year since my attempt too!
It's certiantly been better. Not all my problems have been fixed, most of them never will. But it gets better.
Maybe you need to cut ties with the people or hobbies that make you feel this way?

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and besides hanging yourself is way too old school and GAY yes hanging is GAY AS SHIT what do you want to go out like that 12 year old girl who last word were goodbye.... no if your actualy going to end your life do it with style....... idk jump off empire state or blow your head off in the middle of a kids park at 3:00 and befor you do it post us a goodbye letter
>good luck with your life

>>723384883
lol i called a suicide hotline once. i don't think i meshed really well with the script, or got a new hire or something. she just repeated filler words and acted like she really wanted to terminate the call{er}

>>723384177

I'm here too and listening.

When I'm depressed I bang hookers and work all day, it really helps to get back your confidence ;)

>>723384404
>>>op's life
check em

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If you're going to throw your life away, at least join the army. That way your death can have meaning & you'll be honored every year on Veteran's Day.

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>>723385005
>tfw can afford hookers but live in rural alabama

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>>723384865
Alcohol is totally a hard drug, no matter what "normal people" can say. Addicts know it.

Just do it guys, nothing will ever get better

>>723384858
My living situation is fine. My life is good. There's no particular thing that is driving me to suicide, except a voice in my head that constantly says "Fuck this. Kill Yourself". I have no reason to be miserable, but I'm miserable anyway. I was told by a psychiatrist that it's purely chemical and medication would fix it, and it did for a bit, but now I'm all fucked again. I tried emailing the psychiatrist but he won't answer me. I don't know what to do now.

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>>723384177
No, life mush have intrinsic meaning. Look at all that beauty, look at all of our accomplishments, look at how much there is to live for, think of the thousands of years of progress ahead of us of journing to the stars, of throwing off the shackles of ignorance, discovering the inner workings of matter and eventually living in harmony with the cosmos and the other species on the planet. Think about the odds of you being born to begin with. The whole universe untimely conspired to make you.
'Course there's purpose to life, be reasonable about this.
Stay calm, get your shit done.
There's still plenty of time.

>>723384990

Sounds corny but there are these really bad times in life when you just need to hang on. Always sleep one night before you make decisions... Just keep as busy as you can. If you look for too long into the abyss, you'll get sucked in. Just don't.

>>723385132
i'd say liquor is a hard drug, but there's no way beer is

Do it faggot, maybe you'll stop posting once you became an hero.

>>723385100
this
joining the army might even boost confidence and might make you rethink the situation, do it op.

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>>723385187
How old are you, OP? What did he prescribe you? What's stopping you from kicking in his office door, dick in hand?

>>723385187

Once I heard this voice too. I just hanged on and took it all as a challenge, not a tragedy. I worked out how to improve my personality by doing lots of different things, pursuing many different interests and so on. Just make a plan how to change your life and always know that you're not ill, it's just a damn life crisis...

>>723384177
Hold on, b/ro - you got dubs, which proves that life can turn around in an instant.

>>723385187
Sounds like you need a hobby to bury your anxiety in, and not something that absorbs like social media, video games, or TV. What creative endeavors do you enjoy (skill is irrelevant)?

>>723384879
Thank you for actually caring. At the time I had no idea what triggered my suicide attempt last year, but when my psychiatrist asked if I knew anyone who had committed suicide I realized my high school ex-girlfriend killed herself on the exact same date. I never thought of it at the time, but it seems like too much of a coincidence.

I'm on Escitalopram (Lepxapro) at the moment on the maximum dose they allow, 20mg a day. I have not taken any mood stabilizers.

I'm 29 years old. My dose now is the same as when I was okay. I don't know what's happened, and I'm scared.

Thank you, again.

>>723385476
maybe some martial art?

>>723385318
29. Escitalopram (Lexapro). He doesn't have an office that I know of... he came to psychiatric clinic at the hospital.

>>723385465
Well that's something at least.

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Trust me OP, do not try hanging

It gets better
Also inb4 britfag and potatocam

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>>723385210
You right, and it depend on how much liter you drink by day i presume.

>>723385517
>>723385517
Thanks for the feed-back.

Please, medication alone isn't doing all the great job.
Find a local mental health trained professional (or tell your psychiatrist to make a referral to one) tomorrow or on monday.
You don't have to be in pain, anon.
Talk to your family or someone that supports you, don't come here for advice because edgyness is all around

>>723385476
I love video games. I'm actually in school for a certificate in programming and game development, which has nothing to do with my current career. I thought it might help as a distraction, but it's just added more stress because of quiz/project deadlines.

>>723385794
Jesus fucking Christ it posted upside down I look like a cunt

>>723385876
Video games just aren't enough. I love video games too but the only thing to pull me out of depression is a creative hobby. In the end, after you put a video game down, you have nothing to show for it.

>>723385951
what is that on your throat?

>>723385828
Thank you. I've tried reaching out to the psychiatrist that treated me before but he hasn't answered me in three days. I may just start calling people I find on Google. I can't talk to my family... they think I've be sober since my last suicide attempt, it will break their heart when they find out I've been drinking for the last 9 months.

I know this is a terrible place for advice, but there are still good people here like yourself. I can weed through the shit posts and find someone like you who actually wants to help.

Thanks.

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Shit , anon . You might be in a bad place ,and the internet (4chan especially) isn't known as a good place to go to . But I get it . I had/have suicidal thoughts . I now play a game , seeing how many times I could have killed myself in a day . I'm not gonna kill myself , and I know it , no matter how hard it gets . But I feel where you're coming from . Anyways , my worst problem right now is money ... I don't want to be a burden on my parents that support me trough college. . . I had a lot of reasons when I was younger (even tho i'm only 19 right now).
What's bugging you ? Is it just one of those periods when you feel like shit ? Ill refresh this page a bit until I go to sleep . . . best of luck.

This is 4chan , and while I do feel like a dick , I really can't find a job , and you are older than me . Any tips ? Cheers .

>>723385794
Thank you for the kind words. I still don't know what I'm looking at. :-P

>>723386192
>I've tried reaching out to the psychiatrist that treated me before but he hasn't answered me in three days.
Doctors are super busy and they have a hell of a work schedule.

>I may just start calling people I find on Google
Make sure you google him/her and make sure he/she is trained in this area.

It's not good to bottle things up, I'm sure your family would be supportive anyway.If you can get a paid therapist just go and tell him/her everything and stick with therapy.

>>723384177
Go outside somewhere with a lot of people. You don't have to talk to any of them, but you won't be able to successfully kill yourself if people are there to physically stop you.

>>723386238
I can probably help you find a job. I'm a manager of program delivery at a university.

Like I said earlier, my life is good, but I have constant thought of suicide that I can't push away.

That being said. I want to help others too. What's your education? What jobs are you applying for? Give me some details and I'll hopefully be able to give you some tips.

>>723384528
Not threatening, but I am actually looking for real expierence with any after attempts.

>>723386108
Tracheostomy scars. From hanging attempt just under 2 years ago

>>723384376
Will do once I get the information I really need

>>723384279
To many failed attempts at life, attempting at after life

>>723384441
I already knew what I was in for

>>723386363
You're right. I just feel lost. The last time I saw a psychiatrist it was "easy", for lack of better words.I tried to kill myself, I was put in a hospital, and everything was taken care of after that. Despite being a 29 year old manager of 7 people I feel completely inept. I've been pretending to be an adult, I don't actually know how to do it.

>>723386642
What if attempt is successful, and my neck snaps and fucking autist emtit actually tries to resuscitate me and is successful

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>>723384177
Do not do it. Just move to another place and start it over.

Good luck, bro.

>>723386440
Not looking to be stopped, I was actually going to do it somewhere I can't be found

>>723386551
Being 4chan , I'm a bit worried about killers , rapists , killer rapists , organ harvesters , that kind of stuff .
I live in denmark , horsens , and i'm looking for a job that allows me to go to class . Also , I get money from the state if I work around 11 hours per week and earn less than a certain ammount . I'd be happy to work on minimal pay , as long as it's at the correct time . . .
>my life is good , but I have a constant thought of suicide that I can't push away.
Well , I feel you , as I said ... I'm sitting here , thinking how I managed to push them away. I figured i'd try my best to give back everything i've taken (from parents and society and bla bla) , give back at least the same ammount , if possible , and then i'll think about suicide again . I guess I just post poned it , with the thought of making my life and the life of those around me good enough to be able to feel good .
Also , try not to drink , it really isn't good for people with bad thoughts (english isn't my first language , and I have a hard time expressing what I'm trying to say)
You always have dank memes

>>723384177
Don't forget to blame the system on your way out.

Oh and if you do it, at least give the forensic team a little challenge, leading them to a bag of candy as reward or something.

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i gotchu op. emergency memedump incoming

>>723387384
rofl

I don't think it's worth continuing life in misery. On the bright side, my parents are rich, and my sister is a semi-successful actress. If she receives all of our inheritance she'll be set for life. I can die knowing I've set her up forever.

I can't do this anymore.

>>723387343
Appreciate it allooks, UT I have long thought through this, came to my decision and now it is just down to what if someone saves me...I already heard alot of retardation stories about people who actually were successful, and then the autist emt come to save the day and your a potato for the rest of your life that is the only part that worries me

>>723386967
none of us know, buddy. But we keep going. Never lose hope. Fight for that chance. No matter how slight a chance, fucking fight for it.

>>723387603
Hey man , come on .I wouldn't be sad if some random dude killed themselves , even if it's because of me . But they might , just talk to them . If they are being cunts about it , just stay calm .You are worth something , and that something is as much as you are . If you feel like you need to let out a scream , do it . If you think you'll hurt some ones feelings , do it . Will it ruin your life forever ? Because killing yourself will. Just . Do . It . (not the suicide lol)

>>723387384
And one of you faggot to come and wipe all computers in the household

>>723387603
don't do it man. Think of your sister. don't do this to her. please.

>>723387666
So you do want to do it . That's ok with me. It still is your own life and all that . Personally , i'd like being left with my thoughts , even if im as mobile as a potato . I see this as a chance to unload my own feelings and shit. If you snap your neck , you will die for sure , and if you have money (like lots of it) you can go for the euthanasia that is legan in switzerland.
If you have left over money , donate , send to people you liked , or send some to me . I want to live , I want to conquer the world . I don't want to have a easy life , but I want to have enough money to support myself. I might be selfish , but it's my way of going trough the futility of life .
>I dont give a fuck about green text

>>723387603
at least talk to your sister or parents. actually talk to them. not just a voicemail, actually have a conversation. let them know how you feel.

>>723387603
Fucks sake dont't be stupid OP, that's your depression brain talking. Your family will be devestated and they'll never stop blaming themselves for not helping you more. Don't do it.
This is coming from someone who also has an attempted suicide in the baggage.

>>723384177
do it u fag

>>723388184
If you live in ameircan't you don't have to go all the way to Sweden you can go to her Oregon they have a pill that can be purchased

>>723388296
Family doesn't give a shit, whole family hates me and couldn't care less. My enemies care more about me then my family does

>>723388387
Fuck you pay me

>>723388531
If you're the manager dude I talked to earlier , that sucks . Maybe your employees care to talk ?

>>723384289
We need a an hero website

Try meditation, dude, it's the only thing that works for me and i've been depressed for years. Look it up on youtube how to do it properly. Don't do it, you are not doomed, its just a phase.

>>723384177
An hero! Just do it!

Thus besides the point and this being an amazing thread, but I really need all input about after life expierence I thank all you Bros anons and feminons but my choice has already been made thanx to you who were and are supportive, to the fags who were no help than for the laughs

>>723384177
the only hope to redeem yourself is to become an hero on lifestream

>>723388531
No. I guarantee you that's your depression talking. I'm bipolar so I swing between depressed and hypomanic states, during the depressed states I feel the same way about family and friends, that they secretly hate me and sabotage for me etc. Then I get back to normal state/hypomanic and I realize what a stupid asshole I've been. Honestly I know how hard it is for you to believe they care about you when deeply depressed but just try hard to think about it. Your family, aka the ones tied to you in blood *hate* you? There's no family instinct in them at all?

Stop

>>723388981

Oh , you really decided ? Where do you live (just curious). You could try to sell your organs , maybe save a life , and leave money to some one you care about(if you do care about them , talk to them before doing it. At least spend some good time before you go)
I had a cool experience when I had a bad fever , and was delirious . After life is either ... odder than you'd think , or a null ... a void .
Btw , if you want to help me out with life shit , I dont want to be a burden on society . Can you help me with money so I can get going ? Thanks.

most of us have felt that way at one time or another...don't do it, things will get better

>>723388981
Nope I ain't leaving this thread until you say you're not gonna kill yourself.

>>723385054
kek

>>723388981
dont do it. its not worth it. dont give in to the devil. think of your family

>>723389438
Bump

>>723389212
I haven't been in that normal state in a long time anon

>>723389658
>the devil
Man , you are on 4chan/b/ , this place is hell , or at least some kind of sacrilege / heresy to religious people

>>723384177
Are you really going to let Amy Schumer out live you?

>>723389858
at least i tried

Call the suicide hotline and quit loathing in self pity on 4chan. Also you act like you're the only one in life that has dealt with bullshit. News flash life sucks why don't you think about someone else besides yourself sometime.

>>723389967
Amy Schumer was more successful then I was in life

>>723390125
Than*

>>723390073
I tried too .
oh well , he is an adult , and we don't have to try to convince him , or spend time on this thread . But we still do :l

>>723390125
so was Criss Angel, but he still doesn't deserve to outlive you.

>>723390088
dubs of truth

>>723389823
No but it can be reached. And all depressions can be treated, so you can live a normal life. Sounds to me like your current meds aren't working, say that to your doctoe and you'll get to try new ones until you find what kind works best with your brain. When I tried to off myself I was on fluoxetine. Supposedly it works best with bipolar people but it just didn't click right with my brain chemicals, so I was convinced my life was over and tried to overdose on sleeping pills. When I woke up with my mother by my side it looked like she aged 10 years from her grief. It completely changed her and trying to die is not something I will ever forgive myself for, it's selfish and completely unecessary. This is the first time I've ever talked this much in detail about my suicide attempt to anyone btw

>>723390088
Suicide hotline still won't get me the information I need about after death expierence

>>723390308
I should add that I'm doing okay now. Still get depressed, sometimes very depressed, but I'm pretty happy and content with my life for he most part. Making progress with studies etc.
So yeah unlike what your brain chemicals are trying to tell you, you can actually get better

>>723390330
For that you can turn to religion , or search for experiences of people who died and were revived . Most of them are the brain fighting for control over the loss of oxygen / whatever , but you might find something there .
Where you from ?

>>723390330
how do you know? did you call them?

>>723390500
He's never going to call them. He's just going to continue feeling bad for himself and start threads on 4chan about himself and waste peoples time.

>>723390330
Why don't you ask a dead person about the after death experience.

>>723390308
I don't even think this is depression any more, my thoughts and out look on this are more logical rather than "oh I can't take it anymore" it's more or less I've tried everything I could there is only one direction I can go from where I am now and it isnt happening in the next fifty years of my life, I don't want to live at the bottom of the pit for the rest of my one life of have to live, and by the time I actually get anywhere it will be too late and too far into the future, so instead of living in misery end it now and cross fingers for reincarnation

>>723390308
Thanx

>>723390649
Your thoughts don't produce logic. If you want to know what it's like after death just think about what it was like before you were born. Then compare and contrast if you would rather exist or not exist.

>>723384561
This

>>723390500
Yes tried once and it was more awkward overall

>>723390308
You are a good person . But OP feels like his family doesn't want him . I know that feel. There are .. things .. i wish I could talk about with people . But I probably won't do it here or anywhere and
FOR FUCKS SAKE MY NEIGHBORS ARE FUCKING

>>723390884
well, what did you talk about?

I'm from a third world shithole, yet I'm happy with everything life has given me. every day I go outside I could end in plastic bag on a riverside. you surely have it better than me. please be a cuck and kys already

>>723390649
Yeah, your depression thoughts feel logical because it's what your brain chemicals are telling you, when they're actually way distorted and unrealistic by your illness.
>I've tried everything I could there is only one direction I can go
Literally no. Like I said that's your chemicals telling you that. I should know because that's what I think when I'm the modt depressed "Well everything points down this narrow road which is my end, this is inevitable and how I must die". You've tried everything? Like literally tried every anti depressant on the market? Completely changed your life and moved to a carribean island to reinvent yourself as a scuba diving trainer? Unless you've done ALL those things, then no you haven't tried everything, not even close

>>723390785
That isn't the point this thread isn't even based on suicide it is based on what happens if you hang yourself and someone resuscitated you will you be vegetable or not this thread isn't even for stopping suicide so stop with the pitty posts stop with do it fag

>>723390987
Well if you're struggling to survive every day then of course you're not gonna have time to fall into depression. It's mostly us privileged westerners that have reached that stage of alienation

>>723391114
Don't even have money to get the that point

>>723390330
Here is the cold hard facts about death: Its nothingness. Its an eternal loss of your only consciousness you'll ever have. You'll die, turn into a skeleton and lay there for the rest of eternity.
So many people tend to romanticize death by pretending its paradise on earth, you'll meet all your dead friends and eventually be reunited with your family. Its a lie people tell themselves because they're scared.

You'll never see your friends or family again, you'll just be dead and the world will move on without you. This is your only chance at living life, don't throw it away that easily.

>>723391391
It could be jeezus riding a stegosaurus giving you a ride to your own personal heaven , and there's Billy Idol singing 'personal Jezus' in the background .
Im poor , pls send money.
I swear ill do this shit till I get some pitty money . Or at least good advice

>>723391391
I'm fine with that my consciousness won't register that my life will never go anywhere that isn't the point knowing what happens when someone resuscitates you I what matters

>>723391642
Oh, lol . Well , with my understanding of medicine , if you want to hang yourself , if you aren't saved in less than 3 minutes you will have brain damage . More than 5-10 and you will be in a coma forever . If you snap your neck , almost no chance to recover/survive (also painless) . Now , you might need to jump from a high place , but it's doable . Make sure to eat a lot before it (and drink, not alcohol) Leave a mess for the fuckers to clean >:) (also makes it easier / painless to die)
And send me money , pls

>>723391376
Well then, get that fucking money and try it. I don't think you even comprehend how lucky you are to even be born. I mean the chances of atoms assembling and all the factors falling in place for you to exist must be one in the trillions. And you're throwing it all away because an treatable illness is telling you to. Please, if anything you have an obligation to the universe to live your life to the fullest. When you've done that at age 60-whatever, and you're STILL suicidal, yeah then can you kill yourself. But you're not even 30 so wake the fuck up

>>723390987
That's one hell of a fucking childish look to have at life. Being born in a rich country doesn't mean that you're going to be successful and happy in life.
Even an african kid would want to kill himself if he was in the situation to realize that he's a disgrace on both his family and himself and wil never amount to anything. Psychological needs are as important as Basic needs.

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>>723384177
Call the number.

Do not make threads like this.

Pic related. Call it now. Right now. Alt-F4 and pick up your phone.

>>723391329
good point bro. never thought about that

>>723391642
I'm the bipolar anon. A relative works as a nurse that takes care of people suffering brain damage from strokes etc. One of the patients is 30 something and a father of two, he tried to hang himself but failed. He's a near vegetable now, and the only thing he does all day is claw at the tubes keeping him alive, due to the hell he's in. Literally 100% true story, so if you want to risk that then yeah, hang yourself

>>723391836
Can some get this faggot some money, this anon is doing worse than anyone on 4chan

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>>723391944
An ethically and morally defensible post?

You seen to forget where you are.

>>723392137
You seem to forget that there are no rules here.

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>>723384177
Do it Faggot

>>723392217
wait is that in Canadian dollars or Aussie. Also the letters don't match up. I'm getting triggered.

>>723391944
Welcome to 4chan faggot fucked up people come here to get fucked up accurate advice for their fucked selves from fucked up people with fucked up expierences

Don't do it man, there are people that care about you. Look to God man. I hope everything turns out alright. Stay safe.

>>723384177
What's the matter? Can't deal with adult life? Don't want to face the fact that you're average?

>>723392217
HOW MUCH DID THE OWNER LOSE it doesn't specify money or merchandise so it would be $100.00 no matter what

>>723392359
Except suicide prevention should be done with trained counselors, not degenerates baiting the OP to kill himself.

Also, this thread is against the Global Rules here.

>>723392534
>70 worth of goods=/= merchandise

kek

>>723384883
>Hang in there OP.
LOLL

Look OP, you clearly don't want to kill yourself. You wouldn't be asking for help if you intended to. Life's hard. Deal with it or get the fuck out.

Plus, failing suicide is clearly a sign that you're not really cut out for this and you're just looking for attention.

You don't appear to be completely retarded so I'm sure you can figure out what the general advice in this situation is. You know, googling "I want to kill myself". As for general depression advice that you don't always Google into, nothing helps nearly as much as sleeping properly, eating properly, and exercising regularly. Medication is a gamble and only a temporary solution. You're also fucking up your brain chemistry more by drinking. Taper off the alcohol.

On the other hand, I totally support killing yourself. I'd prefer you just committed to living or dying instead of sending these mixed messages. Fix your shit or die. You can't sit here in between, it's worse than either.

>>723392294
>wait is that in Canadian dollars or Aussie.
Yes.

>>723391114
Suicide is a great antidepressant. You ever heard anyone complain about depression after a nice suicide?

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>>723392294
Also i loaded the wrong pic related. This was what I meant to send.

>>723392800
So: two kangaroos and a McLobster

>>723391642
I'm genuinely curious what reason you have for wanting to kill yourself besides feeling depressed, which is caused by chemicals in your body.

In my opinion you have to be in an absolute extreme situation in life in order to justify wanting to kill yourself, but even that doesn't justify suicide itself. No matter the life situation you're in, you should try your best to improve your life and get help.
I don't know you, but i get the feeling that you're not one of these extreme cases and your life is in reality actually pretty normal. You might be feeling down right now, but things will change, anon. We've all experienced hardships and depression.

I'm sure you have friends or family that loves you that will be devastated to lose you, blaming themselves everyday thinking about what they could have done different to save you. I've seen suicide break families apart.

>>723392910
Send her over, by all means. She can leave the cutlery.

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Have sex

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>>723392913
No two McLobsters and 1 roo

>Fucking dumbass

do it lol

>>723392966
I always wonder wtf she's trying to say by holding those up for this pic.

>>723392940
Lurk more faggot

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JUST FUCKING HANG YOURSELF ALREADY

>>723391391
That sounds great man. That's what I yearn for. Annihilation. Being awake is a hassle. It is the only truly futile endeavor. I intend to respectfully decline the offer of existence in a year or two, once I've tidied up all the loose ends.

It's gonna be the best. Peace at long last.

Well if exhausting the fuck out of me to the point of having no energy to kill myself was your goal faggot out sure fucking succeeded

>>723393051
I know. But I'm white and American.

>>723393146
It's a little too Lorena Bobbity for me tbh.

>>723393022
This. You have nothing to lose by trying if you're about to kill yourself. You might even be surprised with the results

>>723393868
I tried and now I'm a registered pervert

>>723384177
Don't be another faggot who ends it. At least wait and finish game of thrones!

>>723384571
kek
ty for making my depression and self harm funny :))

>>723394168
btw will post self harm pics if u think im lying

Life might or might not get better dude, if you dont really want to kill yourself you will learn that when you are closest to ending it, when i tryed to hang myself i figured i didnt really wanted to die, i still had things left to do before i kick the bucket, but since then i just feel like a shell of a person

Damn i'm drunk.

>>723394518
>>what

>>723384177
since youre off work, smoke some dope and play some games, get your mind off necking yourself for the meantime. working out helps alot in the long run , hit the gym, get into a routine. coming back form work then spending time at the gym really leaves no spare time for your thoughts to get to you, helps you sleep and makes you look better, trust me daddy. win, win, win situation

>>723394893
gyms are a high step. Get out and run for a bit.
shit works

>>723384177
Get it together, taxman

>>723395007
fuck running, no one actually likes running. go to the gym even if cant lift for shit. way more enjoyable than running. if op gets on a proper routine, results in a month or ill chop my dick off

>>723384177
OP i haven't read this thread but regardless of the outcome:

smoke DMT, or drink ayahuasca

tell me if you wanna kill yourself after. don't kill yourself before you do it.

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>>723393439
Nuu-uuh, I am.

>>723393519
Totally unrelated but, do you by any chance know what the deal is on HabboHotel, when they replace curse words with "Bobba"?

I dont Bobba get it.

>>723395145
get back to >>/fit

>>723396237
Yes.