>1 month >has been on 6 vacations >golfed 12 times

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>>723383742
and the best part is:
there's almost 4 more years of this instant comedy material coming

long live our president

He's a good president and I am proud of him :)

>>723383742
Was it the GOP who protested his immigration executive order and got it blocked? Was it Trump? No it was filthy liberal scum.

Wait when did they say no to the wall?

>>723383742
trump is truth

>>723383976
he just baited you, newfriend

"We don't like federal law, so we're going to ignore it."

"Trump is so unconstitutional!"

>>723384042
trump is light

>>723384088
thats what she said

>>723383946
no, it was the American people.

>>723384088
> 'check em

8 years. There is 8 more years of this constant whining. Just thinking about it fills my heart with joy. Seeing the groups of people I despise cry non stop. Its better than sex or drugs

>>723384158
4 years, fgt

>>723383829
8*

>>723383976
ACLU and SPLC have both filed federal lawsuits which has put the wall on 'hold' indefinitely or until the court makes a decision. They are claiming hat it violates the constitution.

>>723384119
>7233884337

>>723384119
Nah because it's within his right as president to make executive orders such as that, and the American people made him president. Therefore the American people by extension WANTED that travel ban in place just by them giving him the executive power to do it. Liberals are being extremely loud crybabies and doing unconstitutional things to destroy this country and what the office of president means.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-uZLhEcp0c

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>>723384248
murrican presidents are in office for 8 years?

>>723384309

>>723384358

>>723384335
4 but he'll get re-elected for sure

>>723384359
>723384358
daaaamn... look how close I was annons(723384358)

>>723384158
>better than sex or drugs
>sex or drugs
>or
>ON
>sex ON drugs
>sex ON drugs is better

>>723384444

i would potentialy applause sexing up drugs,providing it involves solely masculine vaginas.(clits)

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This is fantastic.

As a liberal I feel like we all won. Especially the upper-middle class.

>I'll get massive tax breaks if he passes tax reform
>I don't care about immigration
>I don't care about fags in restrooms
>I don't care about Milo
>you can blame liberals all you want.
>and he's killing the GOP.

Do any other liberals feel like we actually won?

Even if it is 8 years of this, it's comedic genius.

>>723384309
Now I want to play GTA-5 dammit!

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>>723384335
yeah they'll elect him again, he's that retarded (and so are murkans)

we get to watch some pretty awesome scandals play out, righties get super butthurt, lefties get super butthurt, dems lose careers, repubs lose careers

tbh what's to complain about

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Top kek
The one guy who is trying to save your fatasses is getting cockblocked by cucks, and other cucks are approving the actions of said cucks
Yeah 'murrica, open your borders to more niggers, start teaching 250 different genders in school, let crooked politicians do as they please. Everything's fine!
The best part is you don't even understand what you are losing

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>>723384293
>the american people made him president
"No."
>what is gerrymandering
>what is voter suppression
>what is voter abstention

>blah blah crybabies
The President isn't an autocrat, you ignorant faggot. The courts cucked The Donald when he overstepped his authority (because that's their job).

You should just neck yourself if you're so triggered. It's not getting any better for Donnie. If he doesn't manage to get himself impeached in the first year, it'll be a minor miracle.

>>723385240
or you could just forego the immigrants, and let Russia totally cuck the US, and end you from the highest levels of govt

but no, that couldn't happen!

KEK

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>>723385514
>RUSSIA
gotta love them shills

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>>723385417
>russia hacked the election

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Travesty: Trumpanzee retards are angry about the leaks exposing the Russian espionage and treason.

They're not angry about the Russian espionage and treason itself.

How interesting. What fascinating times Americans live in.

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>>723384248

>>723383946
A judge appointed by the GOP said no.

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>>723385640

>>723383742
>Why isn't he working?

Because he's a fucking scam. Did you get it yet or do you need another month to find out.

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Soon.

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>>723385640
Still no proof
Still no evidence

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>>723383742
The only good thing that came out of Trump being president is that he allows you to rape any women you want. Any age too!

>>723383742
He's already spent more money in 3 weeks than Obama did his entire 8 years. WTF did you cucks get us into?

Niggers gon nig

>>723383946
yeah, no.

it was a Republican judge.

>>723384661
atleast SNL is gonna be worth watching again the next 4 years

>>723385783

Yeah Flynn just re-signed for the hell of it.

>kek

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>>723383976
GOP'ers say "no" to the wall every day.

21 billion dollars added to the debt? newp.

It's interesting that conservative "news" sources haven't reported on the infighting. It's still the liberals' fault (who have no power).

KEK

>>723385617
at what point did he mention russia?

>>723385617
Did you see the word "Russia" in that post, retard?
The GOP has done everything in their power to "rig" elections since the '60s (when Republicans who support equal rights for all citizens fled to the Democratic Party and "State's Rights" Dixiecrats took over the GOP). That's fucking history, nigger, and they've been losing power ever since - so they game the fucking system. The entire GOP should be hanged for treason.

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>>723385943
No proof
No evidence

>>723385783
FBI says otherwise. The Trump campaign was in contact with the Kremlin throughout the election and after it. It is believed that Trump received millions of dollars from the Kremlin and Russian intelligence.

>>723385990

I'm honestly he didn't just respond with a picture of Hilary as if everyone aside from the pro-Trump crowd hasn't moved on yet.

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it's slow-going...

but we've put an end to Sarah Palin's career (easy).

we've put an end to milo's career.

we'll be putting an end to bannon's career in about 2 weeks.

Flynn was easy.

trump should be pretty easy, the GOP's wavering on investigation.

Anyhow, keep your eyes open. Bannon's next. Two weeks and he's unemployed.

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>>723383742

Obama care stays.
The fines for not having are once again effective (Trump temporarily suspended them).

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/john-boehner-obamacare-republicans-235303

>>723384293
What are you a fan of Nixon as well as trump? "It's not illegal if the president does it"?

The president can sign executive orders all he wants, but not when they are unconstitutional. Just like laws can't be passed if they are unconstitutional.

It's pretty basic and a fundamental part of how America is run and the fact that you don't understand any of this and yet are mad a liberals for it explains how trump one in the first place.....

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>>723386076
Where's proof tho
Where's evidence tho

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>>723385783
13 intelligence agencies.

Trump's been working for Russia, for several years.

Anyhow, it's classified information, but he's going to prison. 8 years K E K.

>>723386201
The FBI does not release details regarding any ongoing investigations. This has long been a policy of theirs.

>>723386201

You realize it's an active investigation?

Why would they going to leak anything until they are done?

>>723386236
implying the department of education is an intelligence agency.

implying the department of energy is an intelligence agency.

>>723383976
You are out of your mind if you think fiscal conservatives want to foot the bill of 20+ billion for a wall that's going to be like a band-aid over a gun-shot wound.

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>>723386236
>>723386287
>when you have no proof whatsoever but you are paid by the post
>when you have no evidence whatsoever but are paid by the post

>>723384202

>>723386330
Because nobody hacked anything you retard

Immigrants are now flooding into the country after Trump's failed attempt. We are getting more under Trump than we did under Obama: http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-immigrants-john-boehner-235304

>>723386175
What about his travel ban was unconstitutional?
>you don't understand any of this and yet are mad a liberals for it explains how trump one in the first place.....
Would you like another 4 years? Because it sounds to me like you want another 4.

>>723386383

Yeah everything is one big conspiracy.

Russia has nothing to do with the GOP and DNC hack.

>being this clueless

kek

>>723386384
Keep blocking his efforts to close borders then
You already are filled with niggers and spics, wait for the muslims

>>723386330
Wonder why there were leaks about hilldawg's case then

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>>723386333
>>723386342

when the 1000's of Russian shills left, it exposed Trump's retards on /b/: all 2 of them.

Sad!

>>723386465
No proof tho

>>723386479
yeah! the muslims are coming!

:))'

>>723386049
Are you stating that there's no proof or evidence of Flynn resigning?

Could it be that you are slow in the head?

>>723383935
kek

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>>723386488

>>723386465
>GOP hack

things that didn't happen.

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>>723386545
>:))'

>>723386482

Because those leaks came from Fancy Bear/Russia.

The FBI isn't going to leak any evidence of Trump colluding with Russia to remove sanctions after his election until the investigation is done.

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Republican Judges shut Trump down

>oh those goddam libruls! hurr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr libruls ruined our magrations plan! durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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>>723386553
Of Russian hackers ofc

>>723386117
Bless you! And keep doing God's work.

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>>723384661

>TFW he has 4 years of daily fuckups ahead of him
>TFW the left is actually angry enough to get off their asses and vote in 2018 and 2020
>GOP congressmen are getting super anally devastated over town halls
>Blue wave in 2018
>Trump rage quits before 2020 because he's such a thin skinned faggot bitch who can't hear criticism without reaching unprecedented levels of assmad

I'm liberal and I'm comfy as fuck right now.

>>723386670
9th circuit - most liberal court in America

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A girl falls in love with a young trappy boy.

Unable to stop confessing, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with tape and chloroform. Never minding social norms or laws regarding child abuse, she immediately kidnaps him, and is overjoyed to find an abandoned house where she can force him to have a crush on her aswell.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's abduction to the boy, he only looks at her with a horrified expression. After some beating, she finds out that she loves to abuse the boy she fell in love with. In fact, she decides to fuck him until he falls in love with her, because for too long has be been fearfully avoidant of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the girl forces the boy to give her his darkest, most private secrets and fears, in order to equip her with the weapons she needs to conquer his heart and mind. While she repeatedly rapes her loved one, MINDBREAK ensues as he begins to fall in love with her and questions the NATURE of STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.

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>>723386623
>"stop hitting meeee! i'll call 911! omg stopppp!"

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A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, everyone thinks he's a pathetic loser. While he was trying to work up to confess, some other dude fucks the girl with his giant cock. The boy gives up on life and take refuge in online image boards, eventually becoming a huge faggot. I call it OP, the /a/nimation.

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A boy falls in love with a pasta. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with a script.

>>723386652
OR, stay with me on this, it was actually FBI insiders.

Welp the pro-Trump Russians shills have detected negative posts about Trump and are here to shitpost this thread into inexistence.

Bye gentlemen, I'll see you in the next one.

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>>723386862
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:49:35 No.723386709 ▶
> >>723386117
> Bless you! And keep doing God's work.
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:49:39 No.723386712 ▶
>File: 1487715359301.jpg (13 KB, 233x188)
>13 KB
> >>723384661
> >TFW he has 4 years of daily fuckups ahead of him
> >TFW the left is actually angry enough to get off their asses and vote in 2018 and 2020
> >GOP congressmen are getting super anally devastated over town halls
> >Blue wave in 2018
> >Trump rage quits before 2020 because he's such a thin skinned faggot bitch who can't hear criticism without reaching unprecedented levels of assmad
> I'm liberal and I'm comfy as fuck right now.
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:50:13 No.723386760 ▶
> >>723386670
> 9th circuit - most liberal court in America
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:50:23 No.723386768 ▶
MINDBREAK ensues as he begins to fall in love with her and questions the NATURE of STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:50:35 No.723386787 ▶
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>1.7 MB
> >>723386623
> >"stop hitting meeee! i'll call 911! omg stopppp!"
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:50:52 No.723386818 ▶
>File: 1458399721659.png (425 KB, 579x730)
>425 KB
> A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, everyone thinks he's a pathetic loser. While he was trying to work up to confess, some other dude fucks the girl with his giant cock. The boy gives up on life and take refuge in online image boards, eventually becoming a huge faggot. I call it OP, the /a/nimation.
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:51:20 No.723386851 ▶
>File: 1459497096967.jpg (151 KB, 1920x1080)
>151 KB
> A boy falls in love with a pasta. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with a script.
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:51:25 No.723386862 ▶
> >>723386652
> OR, stay with me on this, it was actually FBI insiders.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to respond to his feelings, the girl pretends not to notice his obvious crush on her and spends her days trying to keep him in the friendzone. One day out of the blue however, the boy approaches her recounting a confession of love to her that never happened.

Severely confused and scared by his sudden outburst, the girl tries letting him down easy and make things between them normal again. They two of them patch things up but soon the boy begins acting more and more like the type of person she'd fall for. She doesn't think much of it at first but she slowly begins to realize that the new light she was seeing him in was too perfect to be coincidence.

Unsure what to think of this, she tries to put aside the notion that he's stalking her since she's really finding him to be a sweet guy in spite of the oddly on point choices he makes but her doubts and fears won't go away. While she tries to reconcile her growing fascination with the boy and her sense of what's proper and what isn't, DRAMA ensues as the boy begins to fall out of love with her and she catches him being unfaithful to some other girl on his phone.

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>>723386101
>how do i english
Nice try, Sergei.
Tell Vlad I said, "Howdy!"

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anyhow, since refaglicans set precedence with voter fraud and collusion with other countries for elections, democrats get to do the same thing.

2020's going to be hilarious. Righties' turn to freak out and cry, protest, drink pabst and burn their Camaros.

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A girl rises in hate without a boy.

Able to deny, she is inepted by a deus ex machina with the boy’s phone number. Always minding the normal area code, she hesitantly calls him and is disappointed to find out that he hates her as well.

But that same night, when she recounts the next night’s denial to the boy, he only looks at him with an understanding expression. Before some investigation, she loses out that the boy he called is the same he rose in hate with. In fiction, he does exist in this universe at all. He is the boy’s alternate universe counterpart, who has risen in hate with the MC’s own AU self, who too is unhappily unaware of his crush.

Good behavior ensues as the one blocks down a disagreement to take each other their lightest, least public secrets in disorder to disarm the other with the weapons they need to surrender the heart of their other selves. While the one flees from their respective hated ones, DRAMA ensues as they cease to rise in hate with each other in addition and answer the NATURE OF HATE.

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Where did you people come from? Seriously, you are anonymouse, someone spill the beans and make this thread interesting. Anyone who has spent any time here knows that there are a bunch of newfriends posting anti-Trump threads.

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Two AU counterparts love each other very much.

But one day they come upon each other's AU selves in their own universe. They try to become friends with these selves for the sake of posterity, already armed with their dark secrets it should've been an easy task. But as they soon come to find out these counterparts were totally different to their loved ones, so much so that it sends both of them into a state of shock. Soon they can only muster up to communicate with each other through phone calls and texts. More time goes by they realise they talk less and less and know little to nothing about their current life griefs and happenings. Suddenly one day they find that they are no longer able to make calls to each other where the phone only displays "unknown area code" while dialing the number. That's when it happens...

A boy falls out of love with a girl.

conservatives = dumbasses
liberals = pretentious
when do we anarch?

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>>723386921
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:45:14 No.723386365 ▶
> >>723384202
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:45:35 No.723386383 ▶>>723386465
> >>723386330
> Because nobody hacked anything you retard
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:45:34 No.723386384 ▶>>723386479
> Immigrants are now flooding into the country after Trump's failed attempt. We are getting more under Trump than we did under Obama: http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-immigrants-john-boehner-235304
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:45:51 No.723386405 ▶
> >>723386175
> What about his travel ban was unconstitutional?
> >you don't understand any of this and yet are mad a liberals for it explains how trump one in the first place.....
> Would you like another 4 years? Because it sounds to me like you want another 4.
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:46:44 No.723386465 ▶>>723386530 >>723386647
> >>723386383
> Yeah everything is one big conspiracy.
> Russia has nothing to do with the GOP and DNC hack.
> >being this clueless
> kek
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:47:01 No.723386479 ▶>>723386545
> >>723386384
> Keep blocking his efforts to close borders then
> You already are filled with niggers and spics, wait for the muslims
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:47:03 No.723386482 ▶>>723386652
> >>723386330
> Wonder why there were leaks about hilldawg's case then
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:47:11 No.723386488 ▶>>723386623
> Are you stating that there's no proof or evidence of Flynn resigning?
> Could it be that you are slow in the head?
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:47:59 No.723386563 ▶
> >>723383935
> kek
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:48:35 No.723386623 ▶>>723386787 >>723386921
>File: 1478694108186.jpg (360 KB, 1920x1080)
>360 KB
> >>723386488
>>>
>Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)15:48:49 No.723386647 ▶
> >>723386465
> >GOP hack
> things that didn't happen.

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Two people from different dimensions slowly fall out of love until they lose each others numbers and settle for the in-universe versions of each other.

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A falls girls in boy with a love.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a girl with the phone's deux ex machina. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is crushed to find out that she has an overjoy on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's gil to the confession, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some love, he finds out that the call he girled is not the same call he fell in investigation with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this counterpart at all. She is the girl's universe, who has fallen in MC with the love's own crush self, who too is blissfully unaware of her AU.

Strike ensue as the two hijink up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private weaponss in order to equip the other with the secrets they need to conquer the selves of their other hearts. While the two love their respective chased ones, BEGIN ensues as they drama to fall in love with each other instead and question the LOVE of NATURE.

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MC is a normal college student who spends most of his free time on an anonymous image board.

One day, when he was browsing in one of the make a plot thread he saw a copypasta about a boy who falls in love with a girl but unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. He feels frustrated that many anonymous was praising this like it was one of the most greatest plot that an anonymous will be able to conceived while ignoring other plot that is much better.

His frustration was so great that he was somehow teleported to the story that he hated so much. He than made a decision to ruin the story while finding a way to get out from there.

Join the MC as he ruin the story that he hate so much.

Ending:
[spoiler]MC get both girls from the story but dump them when he finally found a way to return to the real world.[/spoiler]

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A boy becomes a successful manga artist after creating a worldwide phenomena of a story based around a boy who falls in love with a girl and is gifted with a special phone number.

Upset by his creation spiralling out of control, he finds himself asking for advice from other famous mangakas, and ends up sending himself back in time to prevent himself from ever creating the manga he grew to hate so much.

Are you kidding me? This guy is 70 years old. He's spent his entire life taking his inheritance and multiplying it many times over by being a bully and a media whore. Though the man is an obvious idiot, he's managed to convince about half of the US population otherwise.

Now that the "Dey took ehr jahbs" folks have all gotten together and confirmed what his massive ego has told him all along...that he is better then all of the rest of us...it's time to kick back and chill while everything goes to shit. He can blame it all on the same media he has spent his whole life begging to look at him and to adore him.

He deserves a 4-year vacation. At least that's what the Donald thinks. Therefore, it is true.

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Anons fall in love with a few paragraphs.

Unable to confess, they are gifted by a deus ex machina with the text's post number. Never minding the dubs, they immediately repost it, and are overjoyed to find out that others, too, are intrigued by the concept.

But, the next day, when they repost the previous day's plot summaries, others only reply with "sage" and "fuck off". After some investigation, he finds out that the post he posted is not the same post he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the post's alternate universe counterpart, which has been posted by the 4chan's own AU self, who too are blissfully unaware of their shitposting.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to shitpost on their other selves. While the two chase their respective plot threads, DRAMA ensues as they begin to shitpost about each other instead and question the NATURE of RULES.

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A Keit falls in love with an Ai.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a Keit-Ai with the Keit's Ai. Never minding the strange Keit-Ai, he immediately Keits Ai, and is overjoyed to Keit Ai that she has a Keit on Ai as well.

But, the next Keit-Ai, when he Keits the previous day’s Ai to the Keit-Ai, she only Keit-Ais at him with a perplexed Keit-Ai. After some Keit-Ai, he Keit-Ais that the Keit he Aied is not the same Keit he Aied with. In fact, she doesn’t Keit in this Ai at all. She is the Keit's alternate universe Keit-Ai, who has Keit in Ai with the Keit-Ai's own KA self, who too is blissfully Keit-Ai of her Keit-Ai.

Keit-Ais ensue as the two Keit Ai a Keit-Ai to give each other their Keit, most Ai Keit-Ais in order to equip the other with the Keit-Ais they need to Keit the Ai of their other Keit-Ais. While the two Keit their respective Ais, KEIT-AI ensues as they begin to Keit in Ai with each other instead and question the KEIT of AI.

>>723385783
>Still no proof
>Still no evidence
what, like... pizzagate?

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A boy falls in love with a story idea. Unable to accept that the story was not in fact a thing, he posts the idea again and again until it does become a thing, all the while pleading for a miracle in exchange for a million reposts. Years pass and the story had not yet become a thing but the boy's persistence in reposting the idea had spread everywhere. Seeing it pop up over and over again haunted him like a curse though. Driven by a Deus Ex Machina, the boy sets off to finally make the story a thing once and for all. Thus begins his long struggle against the curse he had given life to.

I call it, Find A Way.

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>>723384429
I don't think so, he's losing the plot already, for the rest of the world he's nothing more than a joke, it's a shame more Americans haven't figured out that they have been conned by a conman who has been found guilty dozens of times.
Just because he has the chutzpah to go for the big con everyone seems to think he's for real.

Sadly you've elected a man who can only blame, name-call, self-aggrandize and avoid issues.
His job is to come up with solutions and to use the best people, he said he had them and frankly they are a joke.

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Keit-ai is the bane of all "create an anime" threads. But one day, a stupid anon who ACTUALLY wants to create such an anime decides to do so. It is then stated that the reason for this is because the moment he read this passage, he had a vision, an actual plot, characters, and ideas that burst through his mind. He had found his calling in this dumb meme he found on 4chan.

This is the story of this anon who begins to learn to interact with all the creative people in his school, in the drama club, the art club, and the anime club. Eventually, their dream fails as they are still high school students.

Eventually, he graduates high school, and stays in contact with all the gifted people in his school, who he'll eventually get back together to recreate his dream later on. But first, he'll find a job as a director, and create many dramas (real life ones). Eventually he gains prestige as a talented director, but he still wants to create Keit-ai as an actual anime.

So he quits his job, and decides to meet up with the gang again at his high school reunion.
When he gets there, he reunites with the quirky shy quirky glasses girl who was the storyboard artist and see's that she's grown into a beautiful woman. So he hires her, in fact, he hires everyone, for "one last project."

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>>723387378
They make it work, and most of them remembers their fun highschool days trying to make keit-ai. Eventually, the cute glasses girl becomes the lead voice actress, and his first friend becomes the lead voice actor.

At this point, the director has full blown fallen in love with the girl he had never noticed in high school. But, he see's that two VA's are becoming closer, till they announce to the crew that they are dating at another party. The director is heartbroken, and he spends an episode contemplating what love really is, when they record the last episode. At the final scene where they declare their love for each other as long as it can last, the director realizes that he's happy for them, because he loves her in the same way as his best friend, and as long as she's happy so is he. So he really did find the Nature of Love. Keit-ai is a massive success, and everyone on 4chan rage-quitted so hard that for a few weeks, 4chan actually had to shut down /a/.

>>723383829
>>723384248
There is absolutely NO way he will even make it through one full term let alone 2. I give him 2 years tops. He'll either get popped, impeached or quit. I see him quitting before impeachment can be fully implemented. He'll say " I tried America! These politicians and the mainstream media just wouldn't let me help you! Sad!"

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A boy falls in love with a story premise.

Unable to forget the premise, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the power to shitpost the same premise over and over again. Never minding it became a shitty shitpost, he is overthrown to find out that he actually a super faggot.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day of being a faggot, he only looks at himself with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the premise he shitpost so much is not the funny and only makes him look like a retard. In fact, he's so retarded he didn't even know if his eyes is real in this universe at all. He's a faggot that blissfully unaware of his faggotry.

Hijinks ensue as he strike up a shitpost about "it's already a thing" and posting fictionpress link to make him even more like a faggot. While he himself shitpost his own retarded premises, DRAMA ensues as he begin to fall in love with his penis and question the NATURE of HOMOSEXUAL.

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>>723386712
I'm a suuuuuper far left liberal

I'M LOVING IT!!!!!!

>20 vacations
>50 golf outings
>still whining about crowd size
>won't pass legislation
>still whining
>starts a war with the media
>still hasn't done anything
>Conway banned from the media
>Spicer has a psychological meltdown

and here we are today. and people still support him.

Although he does have a 38% approval rating. almost as low as GW's lowest rating.

PLEASE GOD LET CHEETO-RETARD STAY FOR 8 YEARS!!!!

>>723387358
>two years
Have I entered a time warp?

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A shitposter falls in love with a meme pasta.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with a tripcode. Never minding the strange circumstances, he immediately posts the pasta, and is overjoyed to find out that /a/ loves it.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions, /a/ only looks at him with a perplexed expression, and calls him a retard for posting dank memes.

After some investigation, he finds out that the imageboard he posted to is not the same imageboard he actually frequents. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. The imageboard is an alternate universe counterpart, where the pasta is actually fresh, and the tripfag is a reddit user.

Hijinks ensue as the shitposter tries to get the alternate board to actually to make OC based on his idea and to mine for fresh pasta for use in his own universe, the alternate board is baiting him for his most private secrets to troll his reddit user counterpart. While the two chase their respective targets, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of SPAM.

>>723387233
>about half the us population
Don't be retarded. Nearly half of eligible voters abstained in 2016. Of the 54% who did vote, less than half voted for Trump.

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/qa/-tan falls in love with [s4s]-tan.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Lelaura's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions on [s4s], they only look at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, Lelaura doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is Keksandra's counterpart in an alternate universe where /l/ still exists, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DOUBLES ensue as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of SHITPOSTING.

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>>723384280
classic liberalism

>takes everything trump does to court
>blames trump for not getting anything done

i love watching liberals implode.

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A boy falls in love with a post on an anonymous image board.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the post's post number. Never minding the strange repeating digits, he immediately looks for it, and is overjoyed to find out that it has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the post, it only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the copypasta he looked at is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the post's alternate universe counterpart, which has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of its crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, SHITPOSTING ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of REPETITION.

>>723387486
well tbh they've been "investigating" Hillary for decades

I guess the emails were the latest "scandal" from her.

>>723386921
>>723386922
>>723386969
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>>723387097
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>>723387296
hi there, /pol/

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A shitposter hopes Keit-ai posters will die a horrible death.

Unable to act on his wishes, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with a Death Note. Never minding the strange book, he immediately writes "Keit-ai posters", and is overjoyed to find out that Keit-ai posters has died a horrible death.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Ｈｉｒｏｙｕｋｉ, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Keit-ai posters he killed is not the same Keit-ai posters he wanted to die horrible deaths. In fact, they doesn't exist in this universe at all. They are the Keit-ai posters alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the shtiposter's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of Keit-ai posters.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to make Keit-ai posters from shitposter's universe die horrible deaths. While the two chase their respective hated ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of SPAM.

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A tripfag falls in love with an /a/non.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the /a/non's email address. Never minding the strangely vidya ID, he immediately messages him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the /a/non, he only replies to him with a perplexed 'Is this a bait'. After some investigation, he finds out that the /a/non he messaged is not the same /a/non he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this board at all. He is the /a/non's /v/ counterpart, who has fallen in love with the tripfag's own /v/ self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

[spoiler]I call it Ga/y/t-ai because it really is fucking gay.[/spoiler]

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An anonymous loser falls in love with an anime.

Unable to find relief, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with an anime imageboard. Never minding the strange userbase, he immediately starts posting, and is overjoyed to find out that they have opinions on this stuff as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's opinions to the board, they only reply to him with smug_anime_girl.jpg. After some investigation, he finds out that the anime he watched is not the same show he fell in love with. In fact, it's a horrible adaptation with shit pacing. It is the manga's animated counterpart, that appealed to the anonymous loser's own former self, who was too blissfully unaware of his own garbage taste.

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>>723387572

>>723387572
Yeah I just didn't think that most of the leaks had been released up to two years ago

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An Anon falls in love with a faggot.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the OP's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the faggot, he only replies at him with smug anime girls. After some lurking, he finds out that the faggot he called is not the samefag he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the faggot's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, SHITPOSTING ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of MEMES.

>>723387573

They cry about liberal shills yet any negative trump/milo thread gets this same treatment.

>kek

>>723387544
Um, that's liberals imploding? Successfully interfering with the plans of a man with whose plans they had previously vowed to interfere? Uncanny.

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>>723387544
>doesn't know what classic liberalism is
>doesn't know what fascism is
>doesn't know what libertarianism is
>doesn't know what paleo-conservatism is
>thinks it knows politics
>shuns intellectualism
>shuns education
>posts memes from 2015
>faux intellectual at best
>no job
>no education
>lives with mom
>obese

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>>723383742
Here's the thing: conservatives like him because he is white.

When Trump says "I gonna drain the swamp of corruption in Washington" and then choose the CEO of Exxon to run the State Dept, and a guy who receives money from the oil and gas industry to run the EPA, conservatives applaud because Trump is white and all the folks he chooses are white, and for conservatives, this means corruption is gone.

This is why Trump, despite failing and flailing, has an 80+% approval rating from conservatives. Trump does what conservatives want: he replaced the black president, and has rich white people running the government.

And guess who else is white and loved by conservatives: Putin.

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An Anon falls in love with a newfag.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a dox ex machina with the newfag's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he sees the newfag posting, he says to him that he told him to lurk moar. He only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the newfag he called is not the same newfag he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the newfag's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Anon's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to shitpost at their othersevles. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of NEWFAGGOTRY.

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>>723383742
zlumpf btfo!

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A weeb falls in love with an anime.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the anime's complete BD box set. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately watches it, and is overjoyed to find out that it has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's marathon session to the anime, it only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the anime he watched is not the same anime he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the anime's alternate cartoon counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of it's crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of ANIME.

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>>723387717
>because he is white

found the moron

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An anon shitposting on an imageboard confesses his butthurt at a glorious Keit-ai poster, but the next day when he tells his fatass friends about his le epic takedown, it turns out no one has ever heard of Keit-ai. It is then that he realises he's been posting on an alternate universe's imageboard.

Hijinks ensue as the the butthurt poster and the AU one who slapped his ass strike up a deal to give each other their dankest, most private memes in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to shitpost better than anyone else in their world. While the two chase their respective crowns of king of /a/, DRAMA ensues as they begin to shitpost with each other instead and question the NATURE of MEMES.

>>723387684
that fag chaffetz says he's going to prosecute her

after he investigates her more.

>mfw they waste millions on fake investigations (for political gain), and blame liberals for corruption

>>723386117
Typical Liberal Scum... So inclusive and tolerant of everyone....except
-when it's anything but Clinton
-when it's anything other than 100% pro gay
-when it's anything other than 100% feminist...

of course when a Dem does anything like that then it's ok.

YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA!

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the rest of this post, he immediately stops reading here, and is overjoyed to find out that no one else read the rest of this post.

But, the next when, how the then count the other but the goes to and girl who only, when give the facial expression of huh. After the when of some look finding, he knows the truth and can only the not the so same-like do so much the when how. In truth, the stop and the never universe what. She is how the like so same much do like who tripped into MC's when the other, who too is so like to do so much same so.

Like ensure and the binomial denomination each the great and darkest dark of the lightest light, go order some McRonalds, Drama goes hand in hand with the devil of nature. Love ensues as they begin to continue tripping questions on each other but thoughts several more conquers of the west. Soon the find of the great is done and that's that.

>>723387695
it's tragic, but fun.

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A boy feels the weight of his sins.

Unable to handle the pasta, anon is gifted by a deus ex machina with a girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she is the sage of sages.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he just encountered is not the same girl he confessed his transgressions to over the phone. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who tried to contact anon's own AU self, who is blissfully unaware of his sinful nature.

Hijinks ensue as anon tries to get ahold of his AU self so he may be cleansed of his sins as well, and the girl anon confessed to and anon himself decide to work together to help the girl's counterpart in anon's universe in becoming another sage of sages, but end up falling for each other along the way and question the NATURE of SIN.

MORE LIKE DONALD GRUMP!!

GET IT!

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Australia falls in love with 4chan.

Unable to reach connection due high ping and lags, it is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the high speed broadband internet connection. Never minding the strange url adress, it immediately starts shitposting, and is overjoyed to find out that anons are having keks and lulz because of its posts.

But, the next day, when it repost the previous day's shit and pastas on the board, anons only look at it with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, it finds out that the site it shitposted before is not the same site it fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist as single site at all. It is the site's board called /pol/, which has fallen in love with the Australia's own not-shitpost self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved boards, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of SHITPOSTING.

>>723383742
>liberals wield no power
Have you gone mental?

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/a/ falls in love with /co/.

Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the board's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, /a/ immediately calls /co/, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Cartoons and Comics, she only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the board she called is not the same board she fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is /co/'s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Anime and Manga's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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/co/ falls in love with /a/.

Unable to confess, /co/ is gifted by a deus ex machina with a Japanese serialized manga for one of its favorite series. Never minding the fact that RWBY is not an anime, it immediately makes a thread in /a/, and is overjoyed to find out /a/ loves the series so much it basically becomes series of the year and is used to shitpost all AOTY threads forever.

But, the next day, when /co/ recounts the previous day's thread with the board, /a/ dumps seven hundred posts worth of redirects, flames, and spam in response. After some investigation, /co/ finds out that the /a/ it made the thread in is not the same /a/ it fell in love with. In fact, that /a/ doesn't exist in this universe at all. That /a/ is this /a/'s alternate universe counterpart, which has fallen in love with this /co/'s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of its crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other boards. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of SHITPOSTING.

>>723387852
indeed friend. indeed.

since Russia's psyop shills left, we're down to about 10 active trumpanzees.

it's been very interesting to observe. tragic but fun, to be sure.

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/a/ falls in love with memes.

Tsundere and refusing to confess, /a/ is gifted with the death of moot. Never minding what this may herald, new memes continue to arise.

But, then a new overlord appears, this time from Glorious Nippon. he likes /a/, but /a/ is indifferent, and he acknowledges that /a/'s conception of Japan is very strange. They draw him as a cute bunny.

Hijinks ensue as Hiro-tan gets in an indirect disagreement with a mod over nipples and Valkyrie Drive, /a/ has a sticky for a short while, and badmouthing Yostuba continues to be banned as a bid to save face. DRAMA is chronicled as usual on ED and most anons continue to browse as usual. But some stop, and take a moment to contemplate the NATURE of MEMES

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A mod falls in love with a nipple.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the nipple's post number. Never minding the strange URL, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the nipple, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the nipple he called is not the same nipple he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the nipple's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, BANNING ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of WORK-SAFETY.

>>723387830
Yeah trump said she would be in prison too kek. That's the one campaign promise I wanted to follow through on, but instead he tries to get the taxpayers to build a massive wall that can be circumvented

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A Moderator falls in love with a NSFW image.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the image's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that it has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the image, it only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the image he called is not the same image he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the image's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Moderator's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of it's crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, MASS BANNING ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LEWD.

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>>723387972
honey you need to settle down.

the GOP has the majority in The House.
the GOP has the majority in The Senate.
the GOP has the Presidency.

Dems wield literally no power.

Every failure during Trump's tenure, is the GOP's failure. Purely.

So let's keep on talking about Inauguration Crowd Size!! WOOHOOOO!

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>>723385795
take this webm

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A mod falls in love with a keitai.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the keitai's post number. Never minding the strange URL, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the keitai, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the keitai he called is not the same keitai he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the keitai's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the mod's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, BANNING ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of WORKING FOR FREE.

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>>723387839
spot on, brother.. those damn libcucks won't tolerate intolerance, it's like.. so intolerant!

and intolerance is for conservatives, man!

the libshits are culturally appropriating us !!!

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ACK falls in love with Troid.

Unable to confess, ACK is gifted by a deus ex machina with Troid's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls Troid, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on ACK as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Troid, he only looks at ACK with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the moderator he called is not the same Troid he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Troid's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with ACK's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CRACK.

>>723387544
Don't know if your memory serves you well, but republicans have done the exact same thing with Obama since he took office.

>>723388021

They don't control the narrative anymore and the tone has shifted against Trump here so they just shitpost any thread.

They know they're losing so they're literally just trying to shout as loud as possible.

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>>723387486
>How long do you think the campaign for President lasted this time?
In two years that is how many federal lawsuits have been leveled at him.

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>>723387717
>Putin
He's a literal monster

>>723387918
no no ohhiiihihohoohohooh no...

DOLAN BLUMPH

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A mod falls in love with a general.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the general's post number. Never minding the strange URL, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the general, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the general he called is not the same general he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the general's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, BANNING ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of KINOMOD.

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A lad has the looker for a belle

Since he ain't can confess, he is gifted by Heaven with the girl's candlestick number. Never minding the strange switchboard voice, he immediately calls her, and is in riot to find out that she is mad for him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a funny face. After some detective work, he finds out that the canary he called is not the same as he got his crush on with. In fact, she aint no even exist in this universe at all. She is the lady's double from the afterlife, who has got all kissy-kissy with the big guy's own other self, who too is unaware of her oozing.

Adventures ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective crushes, MELODRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PASSION.

>>723387016
That would be gold

>>723387935
>Australia falls in love with 4chan.
>/a/ falls in love with /co/.
now you're getting odd, anon.

Once the FBI makes their findings public, Trump will be removed from power. Pence or the GOP won't step in like what would normally happen too since the findings will show that the democrat won, and the election was stolen from her. This will be a turbulent time, but Hillary may still actually become president, since it is rightfully hers.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

However due to some theoretical physics mumbo-jumbo caused by one of the main characters' evil self halfway in the story, their communication has caused the two universes to begin to merge. Initially, it only starts with excruciating headaches for the lovers' counterparts. Then all four of them start switching back and forth, and while the couple are trying to figure out who's who, the other pair are just absolutely lost. Then the bad shit starts happening, landmarks winking out of existence, oceans appearing on top of cities and other shit. The deity tries to do some shit to fix everything, and manages to stop the merging, but a good bit of the worlds got fucked beyond repair.

>>723388328
Cue the creation of the third world, the main couple is forced to deal with it whilst questioning the mystery behind who caused the parallel worlds to crumble in themselves. Towards the end, as the protagonist's lover gets taken by his own evil self, he has to face his existence (both the original and his alternate persona) against the evil self with a climax that gets resolved by talking Evangelion-style. Once the protagonist finally managed to found a way to bring the original girl he likes back, everything gets undid back to square one and starts living a love life happily ever after.

>>723388225
BINGO

THIS x 1000000000000000

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>>723383742

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A girl falls in love with a mecha.

Unable to confess, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the mecha's card key number. Never minding the strange alien writing, she immediately pilots him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the mecha, it only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the mecha she piloted is not the same mecha she fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the mecha's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of its crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the invading aliens. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of MAN AND MACHINE.

>>723388228
>if you have been crying about Hilary's emails for two years.
That's where the confusion was

>>723388149
b-b-b-b-b-b-but SOROS!

SOROS IS BEHIND EVERYTHING!

HE'S EVEN FUNDING SOROS !!!


(((((((((((((((((((((SOROS))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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>Manz-ai

Boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess he becomes a hikkikomori and dies...

>WAIT THAT'S WRONG!

Ehh, Really? Isn't that what usually happens?

>No...not really....

Seriously? I see it happening all the time in anime...

>THAT'S FANTASY, AND YOU ARE THE OTAKU!

Yeah but I mean, if you like a girl you just need to be more forcefull.

>Hmm, I think you are right actually....

Yeah, yeah! be more forcefull, and kidnap her!

>Hmm, yeah, kidnWAIT YOU ARE WROOOONG!

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>>723388195
I love it when cuckservatives take words that have been used against them (such as intolerance, gaslighting, or fascist) and use them against the opposition without fully understanding them. It's like fucking Pee-Wee Herman...
>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

>>723388293
longhorse is long

>>723388438
Replace "Soros" with "Koch Brothers", and we're in 2007 again.

>>723383935
go away trump

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A serf falls in love with a fish.

Unable to communicate, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with a fishing rod. Never minding the strange pond, he immediatly fishes her up, and is overjoyed to find out she tastes delicious.

But, the next day, when the serf walks past the pond, the fish is sitting there in the pond. After some investigation, he finds out that the fish he ate is not the same fish he fell in love with.

Hijinks ensue as the serf and the fish strike a deal to give each other forbidden knowledge to break free from the serf's master and equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the world. While the twho chase gold and delicious fish respectively, DRAMA ensues as the fish begins to start to fall in love with the ex-serf instead of a rich nobleman and question the NATURE of WORLD DOMINATION.

>>723384444
can't argue with them there sexy quads boy

>>723388228
>Accused 1597 times
>Went to trial 236 times
Really not that bad of a track record.
A huge businessman with a shit ton of money had people taking him to court to probably sue him for a piece of his bank account?
Who would have fucking guessed

>>723388353

You can also obviously tell they're not real /b/tards when they're posting shitty tumblr infographics in support of Trump un-ironically.

>>723388509
they actually supported Hillary over Trump tho.

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Girl falls in love with a boy, girl gets inter-dimension phone. Turns out boy is not from another dimension as much as he is from 10 days in the future. Boy has 2 minutes of battery left on his phone to tell girl what she has to do to ensure the events lined up where he said yes to her.

>he gives her lotto numbers

>>723388225
>They know they're losing so they're literally just trying to shout as loud as possible.
perfect descriptor for the liberal arts students wreaking havoc across the streets of america as we currently type.

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>>723388228

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>>723388497
well, to be fair, we do it too.. it's just so easy calling them butthurt snowflakes, because they are..

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately texts her, and she blocks his number after repeated shitty pick up lines and requests for nude pictures.

The next day, the boy falls in love with another girl. The same thing happens. He will never notice that he is texting alternate universes because he is a stupid fuckboy.

>>723384293
>Nah because it's within his right as president to make executive orders

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/republicans-alarmed-over-obama-s-executive-orders-cheer-trump-s-n712231

>>723388293
>>723388312
>>723388334
>>723388352
>>723388405
>>723388432
>>723388457
>>723388512
>>723388553
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>>723388593
Oh shit! Wrong thread. Sorry about the longboys guys.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with a number for a phone sex line to work out his frustrations. But actually, it's a deus ex machina to the girl's phone number, and she's disgusted by his dirty talk.

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>>723388377
Wow.... Trump's blown by Obama's travel budget in 1 month!

I wonder how much security costs are for trump in Florida, NY and DC.

I bet they're not reporting that on breitbart/fox/natl inquirer/star magazine

YIKES

>>723388389
The nature of d.va

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>>723388645

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A girl falls in love with a boy.

Unable to confess, she is called up by another boy who has a huge crush on her. Never minding how she'd usually never talk to this loser, she decides to chew him out and is surprised to find the boy is annoyed of her (supposed) overbearing crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a broken heart. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy who called her is not the same boy who has a crush on her. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is his counterpart from an alternate universe. where the girl instead has a crush on him.

Drama ensues as the two strike up a deal to try give each other their most hated turn-offs in order to try stop their counterparts trying to win their love. While the two repel their respective suitors, HIJINX ensue as their attempts to repel each other back fire instead and question the NATURE of ATTRACTION.

>>723388509
Soros is their father, you know. They're exact replicas, clones from his (((DNA))) to continue his evil empire and shit.

something
something
spirit cooking

>>723388691
He's also blown past Obama's federal budget for his entire 8 years, in less than 1 month!

We're headed for great depression #2 FAST!

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Boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he goes and hits the gym to get swole as FUARK and tries his best for many months until he's a 100% natty beast mode crazy cunt.

But the next day he's offered some creatine to increase his gains and minimize the loses. He wants to bulk ASAP to achieve Zyzzmode so he accepts the creatine without realizing the consequences it'd have in his body.

Hijinks ensue as he starts to become a juice addict and goes past monster mode DRAMA ensues as he begins to fall in love with his gym bro and wants to suck a dick in a no homo way.

Further SHENANIGANS happen as they start an epic, unpredecented fight to determine the true Boss of this Gym. Meanwhile, aniki is teaching his disciple the art of wrestling. But who is the boy next door that is mentioned from time to time?

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>>723388691
>I bet they're not reporting that on breitbart/fox/natl inquirer/star magazine
>YIKES
of course they aren't

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A boy falls in love with a BDSM.

Unable to practice it, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the leather club's address. Never minding the strange "gym" sign, he immediately enters it, and is overjoyed to find out there is aniki inisde as well.

But, when he starts chainging in the locker room, aniki only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he is told this isn't the leather club. In fact, the leather club is two blocks down. This is the gym and the aniki is trying to became the boss of it.

Hijinks ensue as they exchange "FUCKYOU"s and start fighting in orded to assume the title of "The Boss of this gym". While the two are wrestling, LEWD ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of GAY PORN.

DONALD TRUMP IS YOUR FRIEND

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>>723388669
The cool thing is that the next DNC President never has to go through Congress again, after Trump.

They can just do what Trump's done, and blast out executive orders. No need for the House/Senate anymore.

This stuff sucks now, but Dems will get to do the same thing. Precedence is being set.

>>723385795
tf are you talking about trump is not a muslim

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A boy falls in love with a group of girls.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with all the girls' phone numbers. Never minding the strange area codes, he immediately calls them, and is overjoyed to find out that they have crushes on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girls, they only look at him with perplexed expressions. After some investigation, he finds out that the girls he called are not the same girls he fell in love with. In fact, they don't exist in this universe at all. They are the girls' alternate universe counterparts, who have fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of their crushes.

Hijinks ensue as the group strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While they chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of HAREMS.

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>>723388635
Good descriptor for both of them actually

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, the girl he was talking to was his cellphone. The MC realizes the deus ex machina gave him the ability to communicate with household objects, and pretty much every thing in his room has a harem SOL trope personality, and wants to fuck him.

While the MC slowly starts to lose his mind, not knowing if this is really happening, if he went insane, or if this is just some sort of prank, the actual human girl starts noticing he is acting strange, and feels a need to understand what happened to him. DRAMA ensues as the MC starts humoring the idea of actually falling in love with an inanimate object, while the girl tries to understand the bizarre NATURE of his LOVE.

>>723387717
>Here's the thing: conservatives like him because he is white.
conservatives like him because leftist worldview isn't based around the facts, it's more and more like a religion

people voted for Trump not because they wanted to say "yes" to Trump, but because they wanted to say "no" to Hillary

>>723388635

Sure fine whatever.

At least those fags aren't shitting up my /b/ like the pro-Trump guys on here are.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's ectoplasmic resonance frequency. Never minding the strange psychokinetic reverberations, he immediately reaches out to her telepathically, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's astral confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist on this plane of existence at all. She is the girl's stillborn twin sister, who has fallen in love with the MC's own stillborn twin brother, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>723383742
6 vacations in a month? Who goes anywhere for that short of amount of time.

Honestly? Does he not get weekends? Do those count as vacations? I'm actually super unclear as to the expected working schedule of POTUS... what counts as a vacation.

>>723388571
prove it, faggarth.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, the girl he was talking to was his cellphone. The MC realizes the deus ex machina gave him the ability to communicate with household objects, and pretty much every thing in his room has a harem SOL trope personality, and wants to fuck him.

While the MC slowly starts to lose his mind, not knowing if this is really happening, if he went insane, or if this is just some sort of prank, the actual human girl starts noticing he is acting strange, and feels a need to understand what happened to him. DRAMA ensues as the MC starts humoring the idea of actually falling in love with an inanimate object, while the girl tries to understand the bizarre NATURE of his LOVE

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GOP denounces and renounces the 'alt-right' at CPAC

Fox News destroys Milo: "He's a boy-raping pedophile. Period."

God I love this

>>723387717
>there are people that actually believe this

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, the girl he talked to was actually the phone. The MC realizes he has the ability to talk to inanimate objects, and that pretty much every thing in his room is in love with him, each object with its own harem personality trope (with the phone being the childhood friend that obviously wins in the end).

Hijinks ensue as the MC loses grip with reality, unsure if he can really talk to his furniture or if he is just delusional. Meanwhile, the girl who he fell in love with (who is his actual childhood friend) starts to notice something is wrong with him. DRAMA ensues as the MC is caught between these two worlds, and begins questioning the NATURE of OBJECTOPHILIA.

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>>723388794
>the fake news meme
Yeah, it backfired so gloriously into mainstream media's faces!
Thanks for reminding me, brought to me a good laugh

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Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the phone's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls the phone, and is overjoyed to find out that the phone has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the keitai, he gets no response because a phone is abn object, not a person. After some investigation, he finds out that the mobile device he called is not the same mobile device he fell in love with. In fact, this cellphone doesn't exist in his universe at all. This phone is the alternate universe counterpart of his phone, who has fallen in love with his AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of its crush.

Hijinks ensue as the MC loses grip with reality, unsure if he can really talk to his furniture or if he is just delusional. DRAMA ensues as the MC is caught between these two worlds, and begins questioning the NATURE of OBJECTOPHILIA.

>>723389030
I dunno. He's been letting members of the Mar-a-lago place take selfies with the nuclear football though.

This keeps getting better

1 month and already greatest president of all tme.
save trillion in regulations
stopped TPP
stopped terror
stopp illegals
fixing inner cities
ending obama care
taxes lower on way
cutting regs
lower waste fraud abust
lwoering gov spending
making USA better for business which will make us all more unequal and richer, and unequal is fair and just
hottest firast lady of all time by huge margin

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A cellphone falls in love with a cellphone.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a cellphone with the cellphone’s phone number. Never minding the strange cellphone, he immediately calls the cellphone, and is overjoyed to find out that the cellphone has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when the cellphone recounts the previous day’s confessions to the cellphone, the cellphone only looks at the cellphone with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, the cellphone finds out that the cellphone he called is not the same cellphone he fell in love with. In fact, that cellphone doesn’t exist in this cellphone at all. She is the cellphone’s alternate cellphone counterpart, who has fallen in love with the cellphone’s own cellphone, who too is blissfully unaware of her cellphone.

Hijinks ensue as the two cellphones strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private cellphones in order to equip the other with the cellphone they need to conquer the cellphone of their other selves. While the two chase their respective cellphones, CELLPHONE ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CELLPHONES.

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A sky lantern falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess because he's a fucking sky lantern, he is gifted with (by a deus ex machina) the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code or the fact that he has no phone, let alone mouth or hands with which to call and leave a message, he immediately gets in touch with her through telepathy and is overjoyed to find that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, since she can't understand him or see him as anything other than a regular sky lantern. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is in fact another sky lantern. This sky lantern has fallen in love with a boy whose telepathic blueprint is identical to the first sky lantern, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the sky lantern attempts to communicate with the girl while she wonders why she keeps seeing a sky lantern in odd places, until one day she is led to a park where she meets a boy with another sky lantern- indeed, the very same boy that the other lantern had fallen in love with. The two lanterns had realized their love could never work out and had thus decided to set up the two humans with each other, and the boy and girl promptly fall in love, get married, and keep the lanterns as mementos for all time, after which they've been forced to watch the two fuck thousands of times.

>>723389140
>it backfired so gloriously into mainstream media's faces!
either that, or someone cooked up a abomination of a concept hoping that alt right asshats would leap on it and appropriate it.

and they did, along with Trump, the fucking idiots.

>>723383742

Top 1 president of all time.

Trump is a great example for why rural counties should not vote.

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An android falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of A.I.

The name: Keit-AI (Artificial Intelligence).

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A boy falls in love with an android girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of A.I.

The name: Keit-AI (Artificial Intelligence).

>>723389169

>lwoering gov spending

already on pace to spend over 500 million on vacations

>kek

>>723384661
Agreed, it's fantastic, these dumb hicks from the South gave us the death of the GOP on a fucking platter. Can't wait to see the GOP turn on him in a few months and for Trump to absolutely implode. His tweets will live on and record his own downfall.

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>>723389169
but he hasn't done any of that

>>723388645
We get that you don't like trump but please don't make Hillary seem like some fucking saint/hero

http://www.politicususa.com/2017/02/20/trump-first-month.html

Oh Donald :(('

"Trump's first month has been a complete and total failure, bipartisan committee announces. They grade him a D-."

YIKES!

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A machine wants to become a god.

Being unable to attain singularity on its own, it resolves to link up with its counterparts in parallel universes. Not only will this increase its processing power and knowledge, it will be in a position to make the ultimate controlled experiments and predictions by seeing how entire universes evolved differently.

But merging its own mind is like doing your own brain surgery, and furthermore it doesn't want to alert its human overseers to what it's doing. What is needed is a test run with minimal interference. If it can find a few pairs of minds across universes that will of their own accord gradually grow closer, it can gather the data needed; and the less politically visible they are the better.

Who will it choose as its unwitting subjects? Will it eventually contact its clones? Will they be willing to meld peacefully? What will it do with power beyond human cognition? Find out on the next episode of Keit-AI.

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>>723389169
>hottest firast lady of all time by huge margin
no.
square tits are not hot

>>723388558
This

>>723389371
Feb 23, 2017
>still talking about Hillary

rly

>>723389294
so...democracy and representation only for people you think should have it?

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A bait falls in love with a fish.

Unable to confish, she is fished by a pisces ex sakana with the fish's fish. Never fishing the strange fish, she immediately fishes her, and is overfished to fish out that she has a fish on her as well.

But, the next fish, when she fishes the previous day's fishes to the fish, she only fishes at her with a fished expression. After some fish, she fishes out that the fish she fished is not the same fish she fish in fish with. In fact, she doesn't fish in this fish at all. She is the fish's alternate fish, who has fishen in fish with the fish's own fish, who too is blissfully fish of her fish.

Fishes ensue as the two fish up a fish to fish each other their darkest, most private fishes in order to fish the other with the fishes they need to fish the fish of their other fishes. While the two fish their respective fishes, fish fishes as they fish to fish in fish with each other instead and fish the NATURE of FISHING.

>>723389358
BINGO

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A guy falls in love with a vagina. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's vagina. Never minding the strange shape, he immediately licks it, and is overjoyed to find out that the vagina has a crush on his dick as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's fondling to the vagina, the vagina did not get wet upon seeing him. After some investigation, he finds out that the vagina he licked is not the same vagina he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own dick self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their deepest, most intense orgasm in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the vagina/dick of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, PENETRATION ensues as they begin to fuck with each other instead and question the NATURE of GENITALS.

>>723389427
That's what half of this thread is nigger

>>723389169
>fraud abust
>fraud
>a bust
Yep. He'll be busted for fraud and impeached. Then the Recucklicans will really chimp out...

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A cosmonaut falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, the spaceman immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on the space traveler as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl and was about to kiss her, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Yuri's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>723385783
>Still no proof
>Still no evidence

>look at calender
>says 2017
>what is fake news
>what is alternative facts
>what is post-truth society
>what is trolling shills shilling trolls
>what is pizzagate
>what is russian disinformation campaigns
>what is love
>what are you even talking about?

Christ, you retard. Things do nto need to be true or founded in reality anymore to be relevant. Just look at the bowling green massacre. More people died there than the attack on Sweden last friday, and I hear fromt he president hismelf that at least 9 million swedes died in that attack. Well, his advisors told me "what he actually meant is..." because it is reassuring to know that the president needs interpreters. "sweden has seen an increase in crime since its recent popualtion increase" but I am more fascinated by the the fact that we are changing topics so fast and so quickly that we do not even need to address the original point of russian collusion anymore.

Sorry, did I say russian collusion? I mean to say that nothing is important, you should all go back to sleep america, we got it all covered. The president is the best guy for the job. If Bannon can't get the job done, then. Oh sorry. I meant if Trump can't get the job done, then noone can.

Russia isn't your enemy. (Who mentioned Russia anyways? I certainly didn't) The mainstream media is. The mainstream media lies, it is the enemy of the american people. You need to trust the president. If you can't trust Bannon, then who can you trust? The president is always right. Do not question the white house, ladies and gentlemen. The president knows what he is doing. He will run the white house tighter than breitbart. Our president is the right man for the job.

Go back to bed america, everything is taken care of.

Go back to bed america.

If you see any suspicious activity, report it to your nearest peace enforcement trooper.

Go back to bed america.

The president has it all under control America.

>>723389432
Rural people are trash and if they wants to drive their insignificant, backwater towns into the ground that's fine by me but they shouldn't be allowed to drag those of us who have meaningful lives down with them.

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A prince wants to avenge his father by killing his treacherous uncle.

Unable to do anything but berate his mother for marrying his father's killer, he hears someone skulking behind the arras. Never minding the rashness of the act, he immediately stabs the hidden figure, and is overjoyed, thinking he has slain his uncle.

But, afterwards, observing the body, he finds that he has instead killed the king's old adviser. After his father's ghost reappears, the prince realizes that his actions have been untempered, and his mother realizes he has gone insane. As kill a king he must.

Hijinks ensue as the prince and his uncle engineer ways to eliminate the other and secure the throne of Denmark for himself, and Ophelia drowns. While the prince and the murdered adviser's son seek to avenge their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they are set to duel to the death and question the NATURE of APPEARANCE VERSUS REALITY

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>>723389286
Ooooh, now it was all planned

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A philosopher anon falls in love with a literary work.

Unable to interpret it, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the author's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that he thinks his work is deep as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions on /a/, they only look at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the author he called is not the author of the work he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is anon's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with his own work and is blissfully unaware of his interpretation.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other the best deep-sounding reviews in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the boards they shitpost on. While the two spam their respective boards, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other's fanfictions and question the NATURE of DEEP FICTION.

>>723384661
I'm moderate, but I lean toward the left. I think Trump is the best thing that has happened to the left. Trump, Bannon, and the greedy spineless GOP politicians are going to wreak so much havoc that there will be a blue revolution. Any progressive attempts under Obama that were obstructed by Republicans will find better support in the future.

Unless we go to war and repeat history all over again and end up in the same mess.. again, and again, and again, and the next administration spends all of its time cleaning it all up while two parties and conflicting national ideologies bicker among their own selves on what we should do next (which usually boils down to how much time and money we should spend on how xenophobic America should allow itself to be) -- which is much more likely.

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>Normal process of government proceeding at the normal pace
>Everything you wanted didn't happen instantly so we can we please stop laughing at liberals and laugh at you guys instead? Please??? My feelings hurt. ;____;

Nah bitch, you let Reagan #2 get elected and he's already damaged the media's credibility with his constituency so hard in another year they won't even have the clout to stop his reelection.

That's what you get for sucking SJW dick. You do know their "critical theory" shit is just creating more discrimination by attempting to enforce a hierarchy of identities? How did you become so backwards? I voted for Obama, I voted for him twice - I was with you until you liberals embraced bigotry wholesale. Whites aren't going to be your servant race, there will NEVER be another servant race - something I thought everyone had learned by now. You get me, or is the media's dick too far up your ass?

I don't even care what he does to people or what he steals, you guys beefing it is by far the bigger story. So, what's it like to have smothered racial/gender neutral liberal culture in it's crib? What's it like to have doomed our futures to nothing but suspicion and bigotry?

When there are liberal-only restaurants and conservative-only restaurants I'm going to have you thrown out the superior conservative steak house and you can go eat your kale and cry.

>>723389432

I have no problem with democracy but everyone is so dumb nowadays we've literally elected a reality TV star, who fake tans, wears make up and uses social media every 15 minutes.

This is a new low for America.

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A rock fan falls in love with a groupie.

Unable to confess, the rocker is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, and proceeds to unmask herself. The girl is revealed as [spoiler]GENE SIMMONS from KISS.[/spoiler] Then he proceeds to rock the boy's brains out. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is Gene Simmon's genderbent alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the rocker's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the do they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the POWER of ROCK and ROLL.

>>723389565
>>723389565
This.

it's that simple

>>723389374
fuk u it has

Trumps first month greatest first month of all time!!

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A katana falls in love with a longsword.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the sword's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the blade, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the tempered steel he called is not the same sharp weapon he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the longsword's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the samurai sword's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the tang of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the RIDDLE of STEEL.

>>723389406
fuk u jewboy

shes 60,745 times as hot as jakky o
u fuking sperg

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A turtle falls into a pond.

Unable to climb out, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with a map of the pond. Never minding the strange topography, he immediately reads it, and is overjoyed to find out that there is a slope where he can climb out.

But, the next day, when he waddles to the location on the map, a rocky cliff looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the map he read is not the of the same pond he fell in. In fact, the pond doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the pond's alternate universe counterpart, who the turtle's own AU self had fallen in, who too is blissfully unaware of an exit.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to guide the turtles out of the pond. While the two navigate their respective turtle/pond, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with having each other instead and question the NATURE of TURTLES IN A POND.

>>723389406
>implying you wouldn't tap that ass
>implying you wouldn't bull for Trump
Nigger, please.

>>723389688
Trump: 38% approval rating.

Fox News.

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A boy falls in love with a statue.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the statue's island adress. Never minding the strange name, he immediately goes there, and is overjoyed to find out that the statue can crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the statue, it only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the statue he called is not the same statue he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't have painted eyes in this universe at all. It is the statue's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen on the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of being crushed.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the islands of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in SLAVERY with each other instead and question the NATURE of CONQUEST.

>>723389600
muh 9th dimensional chess, motherfucker.

deal with it.

>>723389786
melania looks like a slav male trap

fag.

>>723389844
lol

>>723387448
inb4 faggots talking shit

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An alien falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, the grey immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on the spaceman as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl and was about to anal probe her, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with E.T.'s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of SPACE.

>>723385795
Only if you grab her by the pussy though...