>be me >have a friend named Matt >Matt blows me off

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2017-02-23 08:03:43 Post No. 723383190
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:03:43 Post No. 723383190 [Report]

>be me
>have a friend named Matt
>Matt blows me off for the popular crowd
>I get mad at him for the entire year until the talent show
>I devise a devious plan because he is going up for the talent show
>at rehearsals, i go up to Matt but he blows me off as usual
>the last time we texted was two days before (this will be important later)
>matt goes up
>halfway through i run across the stage and slap him in the head
>he gets mad and tries to chase me, but fails because he becomes the palest of whites I have ever seen
>get suspended for three days
>30 to 45 minutes ago
>he sends me a text that says "fuck you"
>what do?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:04:52 Post No.723383267
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:04:52 Post No.723383267 [Report]

dont say anything
slap him again the next time u see him

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:05:24 Post No.723383302
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:05:24 Post No.723383302 [Report]

>>723383190
Say "You can fuck me if I can slap you again"

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:05:25 Post No.723383306
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:05:25 Post No.723383306 [Report]

>>723383267
actually, send him a heart

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:08:14 Post No.723383516
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>>723383190
this is what you came up with for revenge? what are you, in pre school?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:09:06 Post No.723383577
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>>723383306
Mhm

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:09:35 Post No.723383610
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:09:35 Post No.723383610 [Report]

Say you killed a spider that was on his head, and that you didn't think he would ever believe you.

Tell him it was purple with orange eyes and looked very dangerous.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:14:18 Post No.723383970
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>>723383190
Ask to suck his dick. If you do, he will like you again.

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