How does it feel knowing that you're sitting on top of something

>>723379155
This image does make me feel really uncomfortable.

>>723379155
that is the difference between professional office furniture and ikea
-my mrtela broke the shaft but there is a metal plate preventing the shaft of ramming my ass

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heatenings intensifies

I assembled this chair myself and so I know that there's a quarter inch thick steel plate between my asshole and the gas shock. I have to wonder what kind of cheap chinese shit you idiots are buying.

>>723379155
who says i don't want it to shoot up my ass

>>723379562
U forget that the owner of this chair is over 500 lbs most chairs like that cant take over 350

>>723379463
#asschastitybelt

I sit on a quality dxracer chair so feeling good

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I only heard about this once
hearsay obviously

>some kid in china nerd raging over computer game
>starts jumping up and down, slamming the chair
>chair stem explodes, launching vertically
>dies from bleeding out of his ass

>>723379463

Gas springs sold in western countries have to fit a bunch of regulations. Those were chinese poop rockets sold to chinese butts.

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>>723379908
yep, its the only recorded instance of it ever happening.

And it happened in china, with a chinese chair manufactured to chinese saftey standard and regulations (ex: none)

people get eaten by escalators and shit every day in china, so something like this doesnt surprise me

>>723379155
One of my greatest fears.
It's why I put a thick cushion on mine

Nope I'm not a lard unlike some in this thread

>>723379155
Im on a bed you dumb nigger

But.. I'm on the toilet..

I spent more than $5 on my chair. I'm good

>>723379463
Something Swedish that doesn't involve Mach 5 up the ass?

I'm not fat soo......

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AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! AAAAHH FUUUCK!!!!

>>723379155
Old armchair, bitch. Your move.

>>723380227
This. Check your stories, faggots.

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>>723381251
I gotch you fam

There goes my boner. Never to be seen again.

old solid wood chair. i have no such problems.

>>723381479
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! AAAAHH FUUUCK!!!!
spoopy

>>723379155
Kinda horny tbh.