Hello /b/, my gf is coming over and I haven't seen her for

>>723375089
Slide a vibrator up her ass and go have dinner at her parents house. Make sure it's loud enough that they could hear it if the room was quiet enough.

>>723375432
Op here

Not a bad idea but no dubs

>>723375089
Stick a sharpie in her pooper and post it with a timestamp.

>>723376056
Fug.

Butt raep.

break up with her

>>723375089
do the charizard

Fuck her ass with a dildo while fucking her ass yourself, creampie dat ass aswell

Fuck her with a dildo and then put your dick in at the same time

Then dirty talk to her about how she's getting fucked by two dicks in the same hole

I've done this to several girls who have fucking gone bonkers over it

If even cum inside her then eat her out. If odd its time for anal, she fucks you with a big cucumber

Get a hooker and your girlfriend, fuck ones ass and after it get your dick mouth-cleaned by the other one, first one to puke gets fisted in the ass.

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>>723376933

Ride the bull. Bend her over with no indication of anal and stick it in her ass. See how long you can ride for

She fucks you in ass with something at least 2 inches in diameter

>>723375089
Buy a karma sutra

>>723376933
WINRAR

fist her anus

>>723376933
So i guess you get fucked by a strapon

>>723377388
How the fuck did i get two dubs in a row

OP, deliver, I got both the evens and the odds