You know what's funny? I can snap and kill every mother

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>>723373561

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>723373561
Trap?

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>>723373561
>Shit-tier bait

Really, if thats you in the picture i would slam you to the ground without a doubt
>Bodywight 94kg
>Militarypress 70kg, Deadlift 140kg
>Regularly goes heavyweight boxing
>185cm tall
> less than 12% bodyfat

>"Big shit", kys

>>723373561
Calm down gab

>before you would even know

So you jump people because you're a weak coward?

Flexing on an anonymous board joking or not is retarded

>>723373561
You are only hope is to go for the eyes.

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>>723373561
i will fuck you up

>>723373561
I'm not so sure about that, a lot of Navy SEALS with over 300 kills each seem to post here a lot.

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>>723373561 hugs, op. I love and cherish you.

>>723375083
>shit bait
>proceeds to reply

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>>723373561
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>>723376443
feel the love

How can /b/tards still fall for this bait?