So I guess the only way to incite such strong behavior from our guests is to make them one with the house based on the placement of our mirrors. Specially aligned mirrors bring moar guests and fortune to the home and natural preservatives destroys health decline.
We live off of government welfare and when we don't see any government because we have slanty eyes that means the only available resource are big strong healthy white straight american males with rich mexican moms.
I post a gif to make myself sound moar clearer so I can learn Bruce Lee's water philosophy.
Some people are mostly tired of the disrespectful behaviors that occur in non classified communities where racial diversity promotes the downgrade of birth control for white wimmen and black males to get rich off of.