Hey /b/
Great thread incoming
So two years ago or so these cunts put up a box in their front yard that looks like a big bird house. It says "free library, take a book, leave a book." There's a little glass door that it has with a shit ton of books in it. My local /b/ro and I want to fuck with it. Give me some pics that we can glue to the inside of the glass door.
As of now we are going to do a gaping asshole, but I feel you guys have better ideas.
>>723366115
why not put Mein Kampf in there?
>>723366195
Fucking lost to that one. Fucking genius.
>>723366195
Op here
It's a good idea but I feel that the gaping asshole would give more shock value. Plus, if children walk by it, they don't have to know what a gaping asshole looks like to know it's gross.
Put a picture of yourself next to the gaping asshole and see if anyone can tell the difference.
>>723366195
Oh you are talking about the book. Hell yeah that's great Ill try to find a copy
>>723366115
jesus christ are you 12 years old
>neighbors set up little free library
>2 YEARS PASS
>hyuck hyuck lets past a photo of a butthole ULTIMATE SHOCKER!!1
>>723366436
Listen man I'm just trying to have some fun m80. I live in west suburbs of Chicago. Trust me, nothing is fun here
>>723366115
Lol the pic is just going to get removed.
Here's a tip: Buy some super innofensive books, like the shit the normal stay at home wife would immediately pick up.
Buy them with paperback covers. Also buy the same amount of paperback covered novel, but this time buy horrible lude stories or some shit like that.
Swap the covers of the two different book types and put the "innocent ones" in the box.
Profit and giggle as you watch ladies get their free copies of mein kampf with a "Become your better self with meditation" books
>>723366594 lol that's also a good idea. I think I'll do both. Like put in the asshole and see how long it takes to get taken down
>>723366115
>great thread incoming
fuck off
>>723366772
If you do both, you're giving away the fact someone messed with the box, and it's likely people won't get the books at all.
Just don't remove the other normal books, leave them in there for good measure, and make sure you correctly glue the covers back to the paper. You can use any wood glue for that.
Burn it down pussy
Man, I wish I could deliver, but I'm in class rn. I wish I could ask for dubs
This is pretty pathetic.