Ausfag here. Anyone know what sort of spider this is? Never

R.i.p. Op

>>723358544
Looks like a garden spider fam

>>723358544
holy fuck it has 16 legs

GET
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>723358544
Lol I worked at a vineyard in Narrikup the other day and I had to brush these off me every couple of minutes.

They're harmless, I think they're some sort of small bird eater. Forgot what they're called but they're incredibly timid.

>>723358678
8 you fucking numpty, that's shadows

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That's Popeye spider, you better start running before he gets to the spinach can.

>>723358544
Not entirely sure. Let it bite your dick. For science

The intensity of your resulting boner should give us a better idea of the genus

I'd crack sarcastic jokes about how that lil thing is gonna kill you but seeing you being an aussie its not even that unlikely.
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>>723358544
U
Ded

>>723358733
>numpty
fuck me I feel right at home in this thread

a spider!

>>723358739
kek

>>723358718
Lol bird eater. I'm not sure if it's the pic, but this thing is small. No way it could eat any type of bird

It looks pregnant, look at that big fat fucking abdomen

>>723358718
Forget what I said about it being a bird eater, it's called an Orb Weaving spider. But I was right, they are timid and have pitifully weak venom.

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>>723358544
Thats a cross-spider (bcause the cross on the ass)
Normally settled in europe
Harmless
Bite hurts like sting of a wesp
No death in sigth

Op is alive for sure (gif related) ,
Just kill it with some newspaper or your shoe

>>723358922
I was wrong, but you'd be surprised what our spiders are capable of. I've seen relatively small spiders eating lizards before.

>>723358996
Wrong, and that's not even a cross you plebian. See >>723358922

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>>723358996
Samefag

Thats a Eichenkreuzspinne
(Oak-cross-spider) from Germoney

Train it to kill mosquitos, OP

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I had this cunt on my wall the other night, I reckon he was a good 12-13cm across the legs

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>>723358996
Not sure what youre seeing on OP's picture but thats not a cross on its back lol

>>723359077
The cross dont have to be in HD fucktard, its just the name cause it looks similiar

See>>723359144

>>723359175
Nope.
Fuck.
That.

>>723359208
Im saying the same to you as to >>723359077


See>>723359144

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>>723359144
Are you blind mate
see >>723358978

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>>723359175

>>723359260
Are you dumb a cross has four ends not three

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>>723359175

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>>723359289
No are you blind

>Cross spider variant from north france

Just compare with the op spider

>>723359218
>>723358996
>>723359144
>>723359260

See this? >>723359289

See the same colour and shape of the abdomen? The same leg size, and the way the inside part is a red/purple colour?

You guys are fucking idiots, this is literally one of the most common spiders in Australia. Get knowledgable faggots.

>>723359175
Ausfag? Where abouts?

>>723359175
Huntsman spiders are the best spiders.

>>723358544
fuck off with the repost faggot

>>723359349
>>723359409

Oh and the white shark is of course 100% white or it isnt a white shark

Are you even srs?

>>723359409
See >>723359430
and acknowledge that you should've gone to specsavers

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>>723358544
spider clearly has aids
i advise to keep away from super spider aids

>>723359458
Yeah QLD, mate, I've had some fuck off big ones before but that was the biggest, I upload a bigger image of it

OP here. Fuck it. General spider thread now. Show me big ass spiders you've found

>>723359480
Youre wrong

Its spoodermoon

>>723359474
Didn't get an answer the first time you rotten cum stain

>>723359409
This is a cross. Not three lines pointing upwards. Retard.
Can't tell whether you're trolling or if you just lost your glasses.

>>723359547
no, fuck off, with the reposts

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>>723359547

>>723359521
Moar. Is that a huntsman?

>>723359588
you got 100 of the same answer you retard, fuck off with the repost you shit head.

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>>723359175

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It's safe to say it's a fucking Garden Orb Weaver, yes, cunts?

>>723359480
A white shark is called white shark due to their stomach that appears to be white.

>Cross spider, just look at the cross on its back
>yeah no its not a cross

Kek

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>>723359656
Yeah I'm pretty sure it was or it was a Wolf spider

Here's a Redback that was on my parents door, she was huge

>>723359659
Or what?

>>723359694
yes, exactly the same answer he got 10000 times in the last thread but apparently the cunt is not sure.

>>723359699
Oh I see you're baiting. Nobody can be this fucking dumb. Sharks have nothing to do with this and you're an idiot if you think this isn't an Orb Weaver in spite of all the evidence I posted.

Done with this shit, you've been proven wrong, now shut it cunt.

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>>723359725
More from my yard

>>723359847
are you autistic?

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>>723358739
nice one

>>723359547
Sorry mate, central european we don't have massive spooders here.
I generally panic when i get anything else than long legs lol

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>>723359897
And this one was on my dad's ute

>>723359725
I remember running into a red backed fucker bigger than that when I was about 5. That thing nearly fucking got me too.

It's a gray banjo. A breed often mistaken with an orb weaving spider, but quite a lot more venomous. It's unlikely to actually kill you, but its bite will leave you with incurable flesh rot.

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I took this earlier tonight, just a friendly redback

>>723359858
My bad the shark thing was related to >>723359475

>>723359725
That looks fucking huge for a red back. Hate to live in qld with you boss.

Anyone been bitten by a red back? Red pill me...

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>>723360033
>Google grey banjo spider
>Comes up with fucktons of other spiders

You're full of shit mate

>>723360058
I don't know how people get nipped by those things. I literally picked one up and put it in a tank to keep as a pet and I didn't even get bit.

>>723360137
Yeah it was the biggest I've seen on our property, but I'm sure there are bigger around

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>>723360205
It didn't seem to fused with me. I had to move the web around to get the photo

>>723360137
Most intense burning sensation i have ever felt, and felt sick as fuck for a day and a half... like, not take a day off work sick, but still pretty fucked up

>>723359850
I googled garden orb weaver. Looks nothing like any of them you downes syndrome pedophilic retard

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>>723360307

>>723360307
Braver than me mate

>>723360353
Stop baiting we've fucking established that it is an orb weaver, this thread is about redbacks now you retard.

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>>723360307
Fucking suicidal

>>723360341
Fuck. How'd it bite you? Did you need anti venom?

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>>723360307
U want 2 die

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What spider is this?

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I took this on the weekend. It had 2 egg sacks that I squashed, I don't want too many of them

>>723360599
she is gonna be pissed

>>723360522
moving some tin behind the shed, not wearing gloves because moron, must have caught it between my hand and the tin, and it nipped the back of my hand.. put ice on it, and dealt with it, never went to hospital

>>723360701
Sure it was a redback? you should be dead nigger lel

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Anyone know what this spider is?

>>723360671
This. Redbacks always seek revenge after you kill their babies.

>>723360599
The red back is soooo distinctive

>>723360758
Most adults don't die from a redback bite.

>>723360772
Jeremy I told you to stop posting pictures of your butthole on the internet and pretending it's a spider.

>>723360758
yeah i'm sure... relocated it and several others from the same spot, more than once... was just tired and not thinking

>>723360811
>>723360671
I think my wife is going to take care of it tomorrow, she wasn't impressed by my photos or the size of it

>>723360758
redback isnt likely to kill an adult, but he would have felt like he was for a couple of weeks.

>>723360772
It's the rare single eyed brown recluse.

>>723360853
>>723360982
Ah righto, I thought it would

>>723360772
It's a Gaping funnel web. Dangerous especally to children playing by themselves in grassy parks.

>>723360772
That's definitely a trapdoor spider... Seen one before.

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>>723359175

Been bitten a few times by huntsmans. Kinda feels like an electric guitar string going through your skin, if that makes sense. I have two bits of missing flesh in my eyebrow and forehead from whitetail spiders and have been bitten on my finger and forearm by the same. Little cunts.

>>723360058
>>723360307
>>723360599
texasfag here - this is clearly a black widow - we have them out at the ranch...
is this another retarded /b/ thing, or do ausfags just have a diff name for the same beast?

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>>723358778
This

>>723361093
Gaping funnel web hahahahah

>>723361175
I had a whitetail crawling aids my chest once I was stoned, I didn't know what the fuck to do

>>723361232
Black widow and redback are basically the same.

>>723361232
I believe they're related and very similar. But yea we call them red backs and we know yous call them black widows

>>723361232
black widow and redback are both part of the Latrodectus genus, but are not the same spider

>>723361275
Fuck that sounds awful. I hear there's some more effective treatments for aids on the horizon so keep your chin up.

>>723361232
can you not see the red back on this redback spider

mate

>>723361232
What a stupid fucking name for a spider, m8.

>>723361232
They are from the same family

>>723361275
The bite doesn't hurt too bad.

>>723361392
I hate typing on my phone

>>723360772
The Shouting Spider

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>>723360891

>>723361275
>>723361392
HAHAHHAHAH

>>723360772
I put my cock in one of those spiders trap doors once
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

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Does it have an hourglass shape on its ass? If so it's a brown widow.

>>723361704
Fuck dude. Did it bite you? You're hectic.

>>723358842
Newfag detected

>>723361722
You're thinking of the black recluse.

because everything you see can be used to identify , no it's not you stupid ignorant useless cunts. hurr i hardly know what breathing is lets identfiy this spider by color

>>723358544
gray banjo m8

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>>723358544
Orb weaver, search _______ Crucifera, I forgot the whole name. I had some of those in my garden.

>>723358544

Most Aussie spiders are harmless. They only bite when cornered or extremely threatened.

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>>723358544

What do my fellow Aussies think of this spider?

>>723363913
I had one of these cunts in my underpants as a kid, just crawled in like the cunt it was.

Didn't bite, permanently scarred though.

>>723364386

Lucky it didn't bite, I've seen some fucked up skin condition my friend got from the bite.

>>723363913
Heh, dirty fuckers

>>723358544
Kill it with fire!!!

I'm so fucking glad I live in a place where it's -20 centigrade 8 months of the year

>>723363913
my dad has a chunk missing out of his back from one of those fuckers.

was a month of necrotic, odorous tissue leaking pus before it all rotted away. now he just has a huge indent where it was.

>>723359660
How do people in Australia even survive past infancy? I'm pretty sure that thing could eat a large mexican child.

>>723361232
same family, more poison.

hasn't actually killed someone since the 40's but will fuck your week up pretty easily.

>>723362168
They're called Brown Recluses, you weetodd

>>723365051
Imagine if it bit your dick?

Templarachnis, belongs to the family of gladaris, can tell by the sword on it's back.

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impericus niggerium spiderpucci

>>723365479
I've been stung on the face by a scorpion in my sleep. shit biting my dick is something I have to just accept if it happens.

>>723358788
Best reply ever