Few days ago I wrote and posted this story of mine in /r9k/ and

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CHAPTER 2 - ANON DATES
>Turns out I actually like Trish (As I would like any female who gave me attention and pie)
>Afraid to admit because Gus will make fun of me
>Assume fake cool instance and tell him I'll call her out because "Pussy is pussy, right? <nervous fake laught>"
>Gus probably knows I'm the biggest loser, so he gives me unasked advice
Hey "Gus", if you ever read this and identify yourself... thank you.
>Got all my courage and texted Trish to ask her out, to the movies
>Fucking trembling, sweating from places I didn't even know I could
>Trish texted back "Sure, what film?"
>At this moment, it felt like reality wasn't actually real, like I just wished that so much I daydreamt about that answer.
>I mean... my first date, what the actual fuck. It's now or never.
>Choose some superhero movie, Marvel, X-men or something
>Get the giant butter popcorn, she didn't get nothing
>During movie got to hold her hand, heart pounding so fast she might very well be feeling my pulse
>Then tried to stroke her hair a little bit, she actually let me
>Only much later I would notice my hand was all greasy of butter and she didn't care
>Talking to her was a delight. At some point, actual words began leaving my mouth, and we had an actual conversation
>At the end, I didn't walk her home (didn't have much practice at this date thing)
>We stopped at the corner where our paths should split, talked a little bit, said goodbye and I went for a kiss
>She turned the cheek
>AWKWARD
>Me "Errr... I was actually hoping to kiss your lips"
>Trish "Oh, really? Me too"
>Yes, this actually happened exactly like this. My first kiss was awkward and not very good at all, but man, I was dancing on clouds my way home

CHAPTER 3 - GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Next weeks are the most exciting thing in my life. We still share some classes, so we see each other a lot
>We talk a lot, spend time together
>We would both pretend to pay attention to the classes, but every now and then I caught her looking at me
>She would sometimes bake me pie, cake and all kinds of homemade sweetness
>Barb told me to get a hold of her soon, because she had "a free spirit", I should officially make her my gf
>Like social media, get her a ring and all that
>Of course Gus is against it, where did that "pussy" talk go?
>*Fuck it, she's now my 3d waifu, I'm going in*
>Double date. Me, Trish, Gus and Barb. I have a ring and everyone (possibly Trish too) knows it
>Dinner, too nervous to touch the food.
That restaurant would go bankrupt and close few weeks later.
>Me "Hey Trish, may I ask you something?"
>Get on fucking knee, cringe all you want
>Me "Would you be my girlfriend?"
>She of course says yes, and Barb was filming it. The clip is still online as of today
And I still have the ring.
>Next few of months are beautiful. We would see each other every day, spend evenings doing calculus homework and eat lots of cake
>Spend our time discussing how elegant electric engines are and how I love her chocolate-flavored shampoo
>We go to parties, she has fun with her girlfriends while I sit at the corner watching her beautiful (but not really) body
>We do have sex. I'm no expert, but I think she was a virgin, and so she says
>Romantic trip together
>Lots of stories
>Somehow lose weight, meet her family. Her dad is a kinda scary criminal lawyer hated all around the city
>I'm first guy she ever presents to her family. Father is overprotective and hates men
>Guess he smelled my betaness and saw no threat in me, because he likes me
>I'm now his official "computer guy" free of charge, of course, but I don't mind
>As long as I have Trish, I'm alright
But of course I wouldn't have her for long

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CHAPTER 4 - YOU ARE HERE FOREVER
Mandatory soundtrack: https://youtu.be/cs-XZ_dN4Hc

>About a year later
>She fights me over the stupidest things, don't really understand
>One night, she breaks up with me over the telephone
>That's it. She calls me and we're over
>Me "Come on, Trish, you obviously have no idea of what you are doing, let's talk in person tomorrow"
>To no avail, we are still over.
>Fuck, this hurts a lot
>Exact 19 days later, she is hanging around with some chad guy, let's call him... Chad
>Fuck, this hurts a whole lot more. Like, tons.
>Me "Trish, I don't think it's appropriate for you to have another relationship so soon after all we passed together"
>Trish "I understand how you are feeling, but I'm with Chad now and I'm happy, you have to be mature and accept this"
>And so I did. Seeing that hurt me too much, so I cut all contact with her
>Very troughout about it. Deleted all my social stuff, blocked her number on my phone and also cut anyone who talks to me about her
>Luckily, we aren't taking any classes together this term.
>Still talk to Barb and Val, they're probably reporting to Trish
>Start hitting the gym to kill time

>Pass few months, summer vacation
>Barb "Hey Anon, I'm spending a few days in your hometown, Val will show me the town. Wanna come with us?"
>Me "Don't know, Trish might show up and I wouldn't want that"
>Barb "Come on, are you going to spend the rest of your life not going wherever she may show up?"
>*Yes, I am!*
>Me "No, I'm not... ok."
>Of course she showed up and wanted really bad to talk to me.
>Not interested in seeing her face at all, still hurts bad
>To avoid "being childish", let her talk to me
>She tells me everything that happened with her in past months, says she misses talking to me
>Me "Obviously not missing enough"
>She's still with Chad, but her father hates him, prohibited the relationship to continue
>She thinks there's a guy her dad paid to keep an eye on her
>Me "Tough luck, huh"

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EPISODE V - THE ANON STRIKES BACK
>Turns out I actually still like Trish (who would have guessed, right?)
>In the week or so Barb passed in hometown, we hang out everyday
>I'm in the best form I've been in my life
I'm back to overweight right now, sadly.
>Trish is emotionally and phisically needy because of forced distance from Chad
>Her dad calls me, computer needs fixing and he'll actually pay me
>I have an excuse to be around Trish
>*Hell yeah, i'm going*
>Broken computer is in Trish's room (oh yes, it is)
>She's wearing something like pic related (oh yes, she is)
>Air conditioning on, so door has to remain closed (oh yes, it has)
>She baked pie (oh yes, she did)
>Her dad needs to go to court, so he'll be out for a while (oh yes, he will)
>Be fixing computer, waiting for long-ass loading time
>She's sitting on the bed, watching some horror movie
>*Did she have this all planned out? Wtf?*
>Go sit on the bed alongside her
>Smalltalk https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalltalk
>Suddenly, we're making out for all we didn't in the last months
>*Am I being PAID to cuck Chad? Is this even real life? Is this just fantasy?*
>Go for her undies
>She stops me and runs away crying
>*Fucking great, more bullshit*
>She changes herself and goes outside, I don't want to follow and I don't
>I'm done fixing computer, leaving with the money, Trish calls me
>Trish "Sorry about that. I never cheated on a boyfriend, and I didn't want to. Don't know what I was thinking"
>Me "Well, that's probably for the best, let's pretend it never happened"
>Trish "I've already called Chad and told him. He said he would forgive me, but he's quite mad at you"
>*JUST FUCKING GREAT*
>Chad, just as you can imagine, is way taller than me, does sports and actually knows how to fight
>Vacations are over
>Just. Fucking. Great.

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CHAPTER 6 - FINALE
>*How the hell will I get away with this?*
>I consider everything from a gun up to a lawyer
>*Wait, I might just have the perfect lawyer for this*
>Call Trish's dad, tell him Chad's enraged because I've been near Trish, and he's phisically threatening me
>I'm sure he fully understands what "being near" means in this case
>Shit got serious, her dad was furious that she's still in touch with Chad
>Said he would fill for a restraining order for Chad and made sure Chad knew it
>Never actually filled, but made sure neither Chad nor Trish would ever know THAT
>Val's the only one who knows law, and she's on my side

>Be back in campus
>Gus' mind is blown, he's not sure if i'm a badass or a coward
>Don't even care
>Have Calculus IV with Trish
>Eventually leave class chatting with Trish and meet Chad
>Me "Hey, Chad, what's up?"
>Chad "Come on, don't push your luck"
>Trish "Please, Anon, nobody here wants any more problems"
>Me "Don't worry, Chad knows better than to soil his criminal record, right?"
>Walk away, heart pounding harder and faster than OP's mom
>TURN_DOWN_FOR_WHAT.webm
>Whatever I did right, it worked.
>Before long, Trish "secretly" would show up at my place for doing our assignments together
>We did each other, also. And sometimes she would bring pie too
>Outside, she was still officially dating Chad
>After a while, people were realizing what was going on, and it eventually got to Chad
>He is understandably full of both our shits and breaks up with Trish
>This very day, Trish comes crying to me, says he was very aggressive
>She says I was always so much better than him, she should never have left me in the first place
>Asks if I want to get back together, as everybody already know we are
>*Oh, so NOW I'm much better? The other day I was immature and childish, wasn't I? Fucking false bitch*
>Full rage mode
>Me "I had to be stupid to want anything with a cheating bitch like yourself."
>Never spoke with her again
>Val and Barb are on my side

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CHAPTER 7 - EPILOGUE
>Fast foward 5 years to last week
>As the years go by, lost contact with Val, Barb and even Gus
>Now in graduate school, getting my Master's really soon
>Go to hometown, as it's mom's birthday. See Val at a restaurant
>*Please don't see me, please don't see me*
>Val "Hey, Anon, how long it's been?!"
>Me "Hey, Val, what's up?"
>Smalltalk
>*Don't ask about Trish, don't ask about Trish, don't ask about Trish*
>Me "And how's Trish going?"
>She's also in graduate school, but in another town
>Been with a guy for 2 years, she's engaged and about to get married
>Turns out I apparently still like Trish, as I feel like absolute shit
>Had another girl during college, seeing someone right now
>But they are not Trish, they don't come close
>Mfw I miss her
>Mfw I will never again taste a life or a pie so sweet


Well, I hope this wall of text was worth it to anyone who read through.
I guess it goes as they say: "better to love and lose than never to love at all"

To anyone too lazy:
tl;dr -> Found love of my life, she was a bitch. Cucked Chad, walked away with it and got revenge. She's getting married and I feel like shit.

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>>723361858
Is this a chain of reactions to the story or just random garbage?

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>>723362051
Random garbage. I'm bored and just wanted to bump to see if someone reacts to OP's stuff.

I'm also this guy >>723361308

Put me in the cap nigger jews

TL;DR

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>>723362460
>read this as "put a cap in the nigger jews"

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>>723362507
Basically he's still missing his first love.

Everyone knows that feel. You never really forget your first one and just have to learn to live with it. That's life.

>>723358332
Fuck, nice story, OP, got some good laughs too.

I gotta say, although Chad is Chad, he kinda got fucked over hard, while Trish was to blame for most of the shit here ?

>>723362866
Yeah, it seems that way. Fucking bitches (and myself disregarding all respect for a fellow male), right?

>>723361308
Holy fuck, never would have thought

>>723361308
The real gem in the thread

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>>723358092
My story:
>pour in beer
>browse 4chan for 2 hours
>beer now stale
>don't want to let it go to waste and drink it
>it's terrible

>>723363657
I guess we all have our regrets

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>>723363750
Hey I'm also still thinking about my first love and it's been over 10 years now. I know that shit.
Just be prepared for that it will probably never go away completely.

The weirdest shit is when I dream that it's 10 years ago and we're still together and then wake up. Hits you like a truck.

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Well gotta go, OP. Hope you find more people to talk to. The thread has been pretty slow..

>>723364687
That's alright, didn't really expect many people on /b/ to read through

>>723362638
He could be with her, but he prefered to be cool & edgy.

>>723365293
Well, how would you react? I think if I had said "yes", by now I would be a cuck or single again, based on the information she gave me about herself