>Woke up on the floor 40mins ago >Didn't want to

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>Woke up on the floor 40mins ago
>Didn't want to embrace the shame of going on an insane bender
>Decide to get some beer to keep my drunkness rolling until I shake off shame
>Go to 7-11 and it is packed
>While walking in, see a 5'8" homie walking near and (for some reason) hold the door for him
>He doesn't acknowledge the tremendous thing I did for him and I am still drunk so I say, "Your welcome"
>Chimp chimps-out and says, "Fuck off"
>Suprised at his well measured response that didn't involve violence
>Grab beer and stand in line noticing many such people staring at me
>Buy beer and go back to car
>Drive home and notice that my engine smells odd
>Get home and crack a beer, realize I have to shit
>Pull my pants down and they are actually glued to my ass so have to peel them
>Realize I shit my pants while passed out and notice that the outside was noticeable to everyone that saw me
>Feel dumb for being mad at the nig that didn't say, "Thank you" when I held the door for him

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