MODS pls don't delete Whats he talking about /b/?? Also

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>>723350646
This?

Last time i posted it i was banned for a month

>>723351112
Whats so bad about it

I tried posting it and got a ban. :(
It's not worth doing again

Cmon i wanna see

>>723352111
Them trips tho

>>723351112
make the hero play

>>723352111
You're getting baited mate

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What makes me happy about this thread is literally nothing that's been posted is true.

>>723352396
Now you've fucked up.
Now you've gone and done it.
You've gone and said too many words for me to know.

>>723352412
You sure? >>723351027 <<

I saw it but I didn't save it. It was from near a military base right?

>>723350646

Nothing clear, only e.t with cool sunglasses.

Maybe misinformation, maybe real leak so...

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Is this it?
inb4 b&

>>723350646
Mods=NSA

They are covering it

It's the photo/gif of the small alien laying on the weight bench while a nude man stands above it and shits on it

>>723352396
FAGGOT REPORTED called the cops, called the Fire Department, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called Ghostbusters, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

>>723350646
Quit messing with the paranoid schizophrenics. Feeding into their delusions, while amusing, only makes integrating into society even harder for them.

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Not gonna lie OP did bait some nut jobs with this post, unless there is an actual image of an alien.

>>723352555
Checked
But I don't think this is it
But it sure Is funny

>>723252930

Thats the one
enjoy ban

>>723353232
dang, i missed it.

>>723353232
did anyone save? elaborate bait

>>723352930

>hia

tiny url- gtsgu2u

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>>723352823
Good fucking thing you showed up, otherwise I wouldn't know that this is bait, unless it's not.

>>723352614
try hard

>>723353232
this is 200.000 posts ago. its bait. check the numbers.

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>>723353614
hes right you know...

>>723353232
i missed it???

>>723353919

>see >>723353614

>>723353232
If I wasn't on my phone I'd check the archive for that ancient post you just tried to cast out as bait and call you a nogger.

Do not ask for it. You are not ready for the consequences

linda public agent. purp shirt
hot as fuuuuuuu

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Inb4 404 bc CERN aliums.

You know...they opened up a portal they cannot close and more than just greys are walking through it...

Should I post a link to grifter???

Now thats something you fucking newfags

>>723333593
roll

can someone atleast describe it ?

>>723355124
keep in mind that based on the post numbers, shis is from pol

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supposedly this?

>>723355124
"you have been threatened" just doesn't sound as ominous, it's just rhetoric

if you have it, put in on instagram or something.

>>723353232
the post you're referencing is someone playing poker where the last 5 digits are your hand

>>723355795
hmm okay

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OP here

>>723355853
That isn't the one, there were two trees and it was dark.

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Is this a part of it, found with some digging

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Fine, but the sites going down to clear the logs. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>723355813
What was this?

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>>723355925
Also found this

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this one right?

The real question is why we allow faggots like ops pic related post about 4chan on normiebook. They act like they're the shit because they use it, but are always newfags, and are always breaking rule 1 & 2.

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>>723356072
or was it this one?

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Is this it?

>>723355124
>this is not a warning
>you have been warned
TOP KEK

>>723353357
That's just my uncle, bob.

>>723355377
Michael Jackson's corpse is not deteriorating well, surprising for all the plastic.

Is the picture real or is it bait

>>723351112

since i posted it, i see the same yellow SUV following me. i think it's yellow so it doesn't look like an undercover fed.

>>723356777
Probably just a drug dealer, no sober person drives a yellow Suv by choice.

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>This whole thread

>>723352614
You're gonna have a huge phone bill

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Found it

>>723357067
That's a skinwalker fgt

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>>723350646

>>723354621
>more than just greys are walking through it...
You means .. there is also blacks !?

>>723357067
Yeah looks so legit. 80's tv shows had better special effects.

>>723357152
Why was this allowed to live?

>>723357338
Because every time they tried to put it to sleep the mother ship came down and threatened to blow up the earth.

>>723357152
Beerus Sama

>>723350646
Hillary Clinton isn't an alien anon, that's not nice.

>>723357607
Yeah, people should stop insulting they ayys like that, they're gonna come down and destroy earth

>>723352555
Im crying

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>>723357607

Exactly. How could an alien give birth to a human-donkey hybrid?

>>723355925

This!!!!!!
But where is the other half?

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This is a troll right?, or have we finally made anal probetact

This is the image

Save it. Hurry up before the mods delete it

>>723358428 posted it

>>723359476
???

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Is it this?

>>723359560
Got deleted. Here >>723359088

>>723350646
>newfags falling for bait

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>>723359620
This was the picture.

Let's see if i get v& now

>>723359714
alliens cucks confirmed

>>723354165
This goy just learned how to greentext

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anon delivers once again

>>723359600
dubs

>>723353542
this would actually be a great game. would buy.

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>>723355925
It's not, faggit

>>723360504
That's some nice CG

>>723355377
That's a monkey

>>723361688
your a monkey

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>>723361803
this is picture this moron posted

Fuck you anon.

>>723357067
Thats just a mushroom with shooped eyes.

>>723357203
That's illegal.

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>>723358676

Actually a decent new shitpost/troll/meme

The faggots on reddits conspiracy board ate it up

>>723362579
Inbred indian retarded albinos - my next band's name.

>>723360885
If that's it this is literally bullshit, looks like something out of lilo and stitch or fuck sakes

>>723361898
wow what a fag

>>723355377
No

>>723356649
No

>>723359714
Nope

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The witnesses described it like this, beware theres lots of fakes out there , remeber the tree, yellow scales, and its sickening

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>>723357508

>>723357508
kek

>>723365256
Abort thread! Ban is imminent, this is the fuciin pic!

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sorry but mods are all over this, it really can't be exposed...I remember when the whole site got shut down because there were too many of the pictures uploaded for the mods to delete in time

>>723350646
Is it the girl laying down on her side in bed with eyes that are really spaced. I saved it on my PC because everyone who posted it was getting banned. I'm still confused on what it was all about

>>723353357
Doesnt look like an alien. Looks like a trap after 40th birthday. Definitly human.

Picture was a reptilian scaled yellow alien with purple bags under its eyes, black eyes, taking a "selfie" background is a desert with a tree, side profile, hour glass head, small pursed lips

>>723365419
Faggot

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>>723350646
got your back famalam!

>>723350646
Here is the UFO it left on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-42dDPGeKs

>>723365967
Oh my GOD

>>723350646
Is it bogdanoff?

>>723356658
i remember that turned out to be about of the ole' shop

>>723366168
Not it faggot

>>723365967
the mods did it again

BUMP. KEEP POSTING IT PLEASE

>>723365967
Why did the pics go bye so quick? I still saved it tho

>>723366512
Post it

>>723365967
its been a minute JESUS FUCK. delete your history anon and clear everything cached. I managed to save the picture

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/723355368/
Look for 8428

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I believe this is the picture

>>723366512
FUCKING POST IT, ANON.

>>723365967
someone post it

Gr8 b8 m8

>>723366921
its just a fucking image ive seen it 3 or 4 times it literally looks like paul the alien dont fear friend
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Everyone is overreacting to this shit. Happened before, happening again.

>>723367060
this sentence

We bet this is just another stupid rumor spread by silly humans

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Is this it?

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Is this the right one???

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>>723367008
ENHANCE

>>723367187
Ayyyyy

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Here it is.

Why do we presume aliens will have two arms, two legs and a head. Where they come from it may of had to adapt to a completely differently environment.

Are there really cougars hunting local men near me?

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>>723362741
Donkey brainz

>>723367303
Because aliens are fallen angels

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>>723367204
ENHANCE

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>>723367339

https://thebarchive.com/data/b/thumb/1487/85/1487859524617s.jpg

>>723367420
Why do you think angels have two arms, legs and one head. They could be shaped like a squid if they were real.

>>723367303

Haven't you seen that documentary series Star Trek? Lifeforms from other planets will invariably be bipedal humanoids, shambling blobs or sentient clouds of gasses.

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>>723367430
ENHANCE

They didn't delete it yet...

>>723367497
I refuse to follow common belief about how they are shaped. Maybe there is underlying science behind it but still.

>>723367544
It mustnt be the real picture

>>723367619
Nevermind...

It's gone :(

>>723365622
This

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>>723367187
>File do not longer exists

Is it ?

There's 2 photos they delete

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So it's this????

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>pic related

>>723367867
DELET THIS

check them

>>723352396
MOOOODS

I think that's the one

>>723367967
>>723367977
Checked

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>>723367967
>>723367977

>>723367867
Well I'm still not banned

>>723367977
>>723367967
fuck me

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>>723367967
>>723367977

;)

https://thebarchive.com/data/b/thumb/1487/85/1487859524617s.jpg

>>723368023
Change in some seconds

Enjoy your ban

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It's this one, I'm the one who posts it
He's called Bijou, he's from Andromeda, and you can find his pic and others on cseti.org and Sirius disclosure.com

>>723368090
FYI it's never brought down 4chan (is that even possible? Many servers) but it does get deleted quite often because it doesn't seem to resemble anything

>>723368090
Andromeda is a galaxy not a planet...if we went somewhere we wouldn't say we're from Milky Way.

>>723367742
...umm...guys?

>>723368085
still going strong

>>723368369
Admin is infirmed

>>723368186
Unless you went to another galaxy

>>723367867
Is this shooped?
>captcha: STOP signs

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;)

Off course is this

https://youtu.be/F1-2k-tfjF4?t=17s

>>723368442
Yeah...we'd say Earth which is in the Milky Way galaxy, not just the name of the galaxy...

https://youtu.be/aGtMGbZHA8g

This?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NemTwxhU8Kg

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It's this one dumb brain

>>723368627

DELET THIS

>>723368861
Reptilian Hillary

Now her true form is revealed

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>>723368620
No.
By the time we leave the Galaxy, it is likely that we would have colonized other planets in the Milky Way. We would properly say we are from the Milky Way since not all the crew would be from Earth.

>>723368428
man I got my hopes up for nothing

>>723355392
You will not be warned again

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This

>>723352614
i think this copypasta needs to be updated.
>called obama
>not calling Trump

>>723367162
Laughed so hard

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>>723369420
lmao

Fuck me I missed it twice.....

>>723369746
AYY LMAO

>>723370763
AYY LMAO

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>>723369420
The worst thing is that it is from some german news website
http://www.der-postillon.com/2017/02/trappist-1.html

>>723357203

I'm an incompetent fag. Where do I find Roadkill's portfolio?

>>723362579
even her forehead dot is retarded.

>>723367618
research convergent evolution

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The ayy lmao is a coverup. Here is the real story.

Read through this thread:
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/113816232/

>>723360012
>newfags don't know what it means

>>723352396
This isn't the pic, fuck off

You guys need to get on Tor

>>723352561
Mods are FBI nigger. The NSA just passes information

>>723352357
>being this new
And we should listen to you, you've been here since winter break

>>723372999
and do what faggot

>>723367339
THE TRASHMAN!!!!

>>723367487
Seriphim have 8 wings 4 heads what the fuck you talkin bout

>>723355087
Two weeks ago I saw a shitty screenshot of what might have been a military recording of some kind? I was on Tor browsing a shitty conspiracy site for laughs. It was full of grainy clips and tinfoil rants but halfway through the night a new user posted what he claimed was a screenshot of a reel he found on a computer he was repairing (said he was an IT employee for a 'government surveillance agency'). This blew me away. It was high def and had a date from December 2016 on it. It was in black and white like in the CoD gunship levels, but on a ground vehicle. There were a few soldiers or SWAT guys in a wide circle around something that looked weird as fuck. Like, tall and thin with something covering its head. Not a lot of details of the thing or the more distant soldiers but the three men standing closer to the camera looked like they had M4s and M16s (so US? US airforce?) and HAZMAT suits. I got back on the next day to show a friend (we watch UFO shows together to make fun of them, they're stupid comedy to us) and he didn't know what to say either. The whole site went down the next day

>>723371148
it is a satire news site. no worries

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>>723359600

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>>723350646

here it is, cropped

>>723374367
*two months. I saw it a few days before christmas but the screenshot date was from early December.

It was probably fake though. But damn if it was staged they did a lot of fucking work and used a lot of expensive gear for a such a small site. My friend said he saw it on /pol/ in early January so someone here has it.

It used d/m/y on the date so probably not americans, come to think of it

>>723368620
>be Terran
>skip own galaxy
>go to andromeda

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>>723350646
This one?

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>>723374705
US military uses day/month/year in their dates. all NATO militaries and most of the world does

>>723366512
Post it goddamn

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WHERE DA IMAGE AT NIGGERS

>>723361898
MODS

>>723365967
repost it! or is he permab&?

>>723375457
>>723375397
it was one of those pictures that says its going to be deleted in 1 min then you troll newfags. though I'm sure one of you shitty trolls posted it.

>>723367867
Looks fake tho

>>723375603
nah, you think it does?

>>723361898
My eyes! They burn! Delete this shit!

>>723375575
Literally just got in the thread but some how you assume I'm referring to a specific deleted image you are currently thinking about in your head

are you autistic?

>>723367742
>>723368265
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You're all playing a dangerous game. This thread will defiantly be deleted. Everyone in it will be banned and tra..

dammit

>>723374367
i got goosebumps on my butt from this

>>723357152
OH FUCK.

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>>723374367
>>723374705
>>723374909
>I want to believe

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bumping for potential

>>723374705
>It used d/m/y on the date so probably not americans
Of course. If they use retarded measurements they're probably a burger or best korean

>>723374587
oh fuck that tree is like 2km from my house

what was on the left side?

cmon someone keep posting it so other anons can save it and share it

aaaand the thread is dead

>>723356658
Bitch that's just an Asian giving a blow job, just with a bright fucking flash

>>723356658
Lol, that image takes anyone with decent photoshop skills less than 15min to make. Just look at how low the quality is.

I've seen so much more impressive stuff....

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Found it

>>723378986
how about no

>>723378986
Definitely the one

>>723378986
delet this