Petty ass thread. Post the most petty thing you've ever

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One that comes to mind is when I was in middle school

>be weird friend/enemy with this one kid
>one day we are bantering
>he hits me in the back of the with a textbook
>cant remember why
>lunch time
>he cant sit with his other friends
>his friends made fun of him for his parents shopping at the salvation army
>he comes to my group and asks to sit with us
>I say no, my friends want him to sit with us
>I put my foot down
>He eats alone

I always kinda feel sorry for doing that, should have turned the other cheek.

This was in 1st grade or some shit
>be me
>have black friend
>cant remember his name but I think it rhymed with coffee
>returning from playground
>we all run towards the classroom door to be the first one to open it
>toffee hits his nigboost
>he goes full koeniggersegg and Im just a mere civic
>he opens the door
>backstabbed by my brotha
>hes playing by himself with the wooden blocks
>walk up behind him
>swing at the back of his head
>felt like knuckles punching a brillo pad
>he falls to the ground and starts crying
>we never spoke again

>>723350130
you misspelled "koenigsegg"

I don't trust you anymore. fucking faggot.

>be me
>some backstory
>navyfag
>have been in for 12 years
>have severe no fucks given attitude
>will call out junior officers on their stupid shit because they're too dumb to do anything about it
Story time
>be armorer
>someone comes down to get their weapons
>at this point whoever shows up is routine, I see the same 18 people every time
>new officer, former enlisted comes down
>he's the type that instead of remembering where he came from, is a complete fuck about power tripping
>asks me where my watchbill is
>what
>asks me why i dont have a watchbill
>main reason is because who cares, secondary is it changes all the time anyway
>shrug him off
>gets butthurt and mentions how some east coast incident was prevented because blah blag blah
>ok
>he eventually leaves
>later on
>go up to his stateroom
>pull his name plate off the door
>it's been a year and it still hasn't been replaced
>why did i even take it

>>723348010
Fucked my best friend's crush while they were dating, shortly before they got together. Bumped into her, went to a bar for a friendly beer, talked about my friend how he's cool and all, she complains to me how he is too shy. I notice she starts responding. On our way home I kiss her, she says no, that it's wrong, I don't listen, she had a skirt, I pull her panties on the side, pussy dripping down her thighs, she thinks that's disgusting and apologizes. I nailed her behind the bar next to a tree, fucked like two stray dogs while people passing by. Still wondering sometimes when the yt vid will popup. Now they've been together for 6 years, he still doesn't even know I bumped into her that night. She's this housewife material, nobody would have thought she did that.