ITT: stories
>be me
>take acid while browsing /b/
>see dick rating thread
>decides to post dick to thread
>realized laptop wasn't laptop
>laptop was tattoo gun
>drew dick on some fat tard's back
>he asked how it looked
>ignore this and say it's taking too long
>told him there's a lot to draw
>he asked biker buddies to come and see
>they're silent
>they don't know what to say
>I finish up
>biker bitches come over to see
>they don't say anything to the fat tard I just inked
>think I got away with it
>fat tard sees the dick
>fat tard says he already knew what it was like to have a cumming dick on his back
Haha mind if i post to reddit bro
>>723347907
Nah, go ahead. It's all yout's my friend.
>>723347954
Shiggy diggy xD