John Wick out to kill you. Which non-super powered, non-superhero

>>723332862
John wick

Rama from The Raid

>>723332862
Jesus

>>723332862
easy

Derek Kolstad

>>723332862
Superman cuz then i would just go back to space

>>723332862
Napoleon Dynamite

Bryan Mills

>>723332862
Tom Cruise from Collateral

Any one of steven seagal's characters. Your pick. He kills everyone, never gets a scratch, and drops only a few lines the entire movie.... Wait, isnt' that the same thing as john wick?

The shark from Jaws.

>>723332862
A fucking pencil!

lel easy. donnie yen from ip man

Jason Bourne

>>723334196
This, mostly because I want to see the fight.

>>723332862
Denzel Washington

>>723332862
Jack Bauer

chuck norris

>>723332862

Rooster Cogburn

>>723335356

crap, i shoulda said chuck norrus

Pootie Tang

>>723335600
dude you messed up

Toothless from how to train your dragon.

>>723332862
batman
because he isnt a real superhero, he doesn't have any magic powers other than money, which is a really nice trait to have

>>723333286
>Superman cuz then i would just go back to space
>0 reading comprehension

>>723332862
Neo

Mike Howell from American Ultra. That little stoner bitch would fuck John wick up and down the pavement.

>>723332862
Shrek

>>723336048
beat me to it

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>>723332862
the man from nowhere

>>723333641
That was going to be my answer. So my second choice is jon cena from wrestling

>>723336048
>no superpowers
>neo

Are you retarded? Neo is half superman half Jesus

>>723336703
Only in the matrix
by your logic anyone who can brute force their way into a basic wifi network is a superhero

James Bond.

>any special forces trained sniper

he's good, but he ain't going to do shit against a 50 cal shot from over 1.5km's away

Boba Fett

The Equalizer

>>723337007
...I mean, Jason Bourne did.

>>723332862
Brock Samson

Kevin from Home Alone

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>>723332862
O Dae Su, he would totally annihilate John without even using a gun

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>>723336837
I choose The Matrix.

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Too many to list

>James Bond
>Jason Bourne
>Dirty Harry
>Tom Cruise in Collateral
>Vincent Vega and or Jules from Pulp
>My Nigga from Training Day
>The Rock in Walking Tall
>Main character from The Raid
>Chris Kyle
>Iceman from Generation Kill
>Boris the fucking blade
>Danny Archer

>>723333820
>never gets a scratch
>same thing as john wick

Never saw the movie, huh?

>>723332862
I would just be inside the megazord from the original power rangers. Then the megazord, a hundred-ton robot from space, would crush the guy with a 9mm, and I'd be totally fine.

>>723338728
delet this

>>723332862
John Wick's wife

Really Noone picked master chief from fall of reach

>>723337671
> Cena

Terrible choice, he can't see shit.

>>723336003
"Non superhero"

>>723332862
The Accountant

>>723339248
This man has a point. Master Chief LITERALLY not figuratively has luck on his side. A fucking sentient AI deduced that.

>>723339260
No u dumbfuck, wick can't see him.

>>723332862
Terrance McKenna

If I'm unquestionably going to die, I may as well do it while being really, really disconnected from reality.

>>723339527
Okay, that was a good one.

>>723338608
Why the fuck would the megazord be using a 9mm?

>>723332862
John Wick's dog... from the FIRST movie

John wick 2

>>723332862

Ted "Theodore" Logan.

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Hail to the king baby.

>>723339248
Cause the chief from the fall of reach film is a faggot.

>>723339661
Seriously the plot of second one is because another dog of his got killed? That's stupid af

Leon, The Professional

Ip Man

>>723339794
No its cool stfu!!!?!?

>>723334021
T(2)ouche!

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The overwhelming cuteness will stop him.

>>723339794
No, in the second one he's trying to get his car back.

>>723338419
Nigga throws circular saw blades at people. Best choice

>>723336703
no you got that wrong
Neo is just redpilled af

>>723332862
Agent 47
...but then they just fuck eachother...
a lot....

>>723337881
This 1000 times.

>>723332862
I'd hire the employee of the movie studio who is paid to post these stupid threads in order to shill their latest piece of this movie that is exactly the same as the previous one.

>>723339794
???
His dog doesn't even get hurt in the second film.
The second is about an old debt that he has to repay. Also his house but that's minor

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>>723332862
I choose the one and only

Casey Ryback. Unstoppable, untouchable and unbeatable. Don't think he ever got hit once after taking on terrorists on both a battleship and train

>>723340124
this is bait

>>723339866
Dubs are nice but I don't think a master martial artist is going to stop bullets.

GIT OUTTA MY SWAMP!!!!

>>723340219
Casey rybacks lame.

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I already prepared for this

>>723332862

Blondie.

>>723339482
Then wick can you see better. Good job.

Wut R u DoiN' in ma Swamp?!! DonKei?

>>723340454
I don't care if he's lame. I care that he'll win

>>723334196
I'd pay to see that.

Mr Smith from Shoot 'Em Up

>>723338436
Are you fucking serious me with that Vincent and Jules shit? Both of them are so utterly unprofessional and unskilled.

>>723340789
Just what Are ya Dooin n ma SWamp?!?!

>>723339801
I'd like to see that fight.

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Best choice would be Rocket, no matter how well trained you are, no one will be able to be violent when in close range of cuteness.

>>723340842
M8, wHat du ya tHink ur doin in meh sWaMp!!!?

MY ACTING COACH.
He'd take that wooden faggot apart in seconds.

V

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>>723332862

The main antagonist in the movie split

How the fuck has nobody said Liam Neeson from Taken. Also I heard he has a huge cock.

>>723332862
Jet Li

>>723341104
WhT iz iit that Yur dOIng in ma SwAmmp???

Mua'Dib

>>723341104
Yet somehow you're acting coach can't bath in 100 dollar bills unlike the person he can apparently act better then

>>723341158
Someone said Bryan Mills within the first 10 posts. learn to read

>>723341148
Christuan bales a fag.

Also, what is It thaT u fink Ur doinnn g in meah Wammp donkrei??

Why w0nt n E 1 tel me What they r Dooen in Ma SwAmP donkey???!?!/1

>>723338728
hahahaha I would pay to see jar jar get wrecked by the wick.

WilL sum1 jus Tel meh whut Dey r dOiin iN mAaa SwUmmpp!!!!!?

Spongebob, pain makes him laugh and hes a sponge >bullet sponge lol but also to go to the Krusty Krab for some Krabbie patties

>>723341565
Isn't it past your bedtime?

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>John Wick kills a bunch of people over a dog
>John Preston overthrows a totalitarian government over a dog

>>723341348
You think he can act?

>>723341729
Haha so lols, so lmaos, 2 tru lololo.

BUt...

WHAT R U DOIN IN MA SWAMP DONKEI??

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Get John Wick. Then the faggot has to kill himself to protect you from himself.

>>723332862
Kermit the frog

>>723341834
I think he wouldn't be worth 350 million dollars if he couldn't

>>723341825
No, but i am tired.

Also,

CAN U TELL MEH JUST WUT IT IS THAT U R DOING IN MY SSWAMMMP DOBKEY!!!?

Constantine. They'll get distracted by how much they look alike and that's when I make my escape hehe

>>723341991
We'll, to be quite honest, in my opinion, just what is it u r doing in my swamp?

>>723332862

obviously the terminator.

>>723342174
But wouldn't constantibe wunder what it is wick iz doin in hes swamp?

>>723332862
Frank Martin, The Transporter

>>723342262
Obviously u shouldn't be loiterin in mA Fookin SWAMP DONKEi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>723332862
The chosen one from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

>>723342387
Frabk Martin, te SWAMp trespasser, gut outta ma swanp!?

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Leon The Professional

>>723332862
The little Indonesian dude from The Raid.

WhT iz iit that Yur dOIng in ma SwAmmp???

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>>723332862
Shrek

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>>723332862

Lenny Belardo


/thread

>>723342036
anton chiurgh
Michael Ehrmantraut(breaking bad mike)
Jason bourne(matt damon version)
al pacino/deniro(pick one from heat movie)
Jack reacher
max(fury road)
liam neeson(run all night/taken)
that chink dude from Hard boiled
ray from true detective

pick one.

All i want is to know whay everyoe is doing inside my swamp.

>>723333764
fuck i forgot to mention that one.

>>723332987

/thread

>>723342832
Shrek? Why?

Also,
Get the Fuq ouutta my Fucking swamp u fuck!!!!!

>>723332862

The Punisher? If he counts...

>>723342909
Fuq, forgot to tel i 2 fuk off my swamp

>>723332862

James bond

>>723342832
This tbh,
Ffs donkei, gEt off my FUCKING SWAmp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>723332862

Bruce Willis character from unbreakable

>>723343382
Please, i beg, just get off my swamp.

The guy from Limitless because he has money and those pills

>>723332862
old yeller'

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>>723332862
this is how you kill Baba Yaga

>>723333764
He gets killed by a taxi driver with no firearms training.

>>723343172
Which one? Lundgren, Jane or Stevenson? Personally I'd pick Stevenson from War Zone

>>723343735
True but for the first 3/4 of the film he is monumental

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>>723332862

>>723343219

i forgot to tell you that forced trends cause cancer.

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Frank Dux

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>>723332862
Does genetically enhanced senses count as super powered?

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>>723332862

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It's not even a question.
Glinda.
Case closed.

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Wolf Predator since OP didn't specify species. It gives zero fucks about honor or the thrill of the hunt. It's a killing machine.

>>723340622
Revere this man 's choice. Fucking brilliant

>>723343027
>He'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin
>He'll shave your liver
>Squeeze the jelly from your eyes
>It's quite good on toast

Shrek will eat John Wick.

>>723342863
>ray from true detective

Fucking rust you bitch. Rust was a badass.

>>723338345
This.

Deathstroke.

Nigger Jim

>>723344451
id pick both, but ray was kinda more suited for me cause of the way he beat the fuck outta that kids dad. i still like em both equally though. also, i got a bit hard on that tracking shot when they invade the hood undercover.

>>723332980
/thread

>>723344635
The continuous sequence with rust taking out and evading like 30 guys with nothing but 1 shitty gun solidified his tactics in my eyes.

He can work his way through the battlefield like fucking big boss/solid snake.

>>723334196
Shaky camera vs non shaky camera

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Only good answer.

>>723344386
predator is just a high-tec redneck from a different that hunts aliens for fun...

John, is a man of focus,
commitment,
Pure will,
something Predator know very little.

>>723337881
winner

the punisher
dredd
die hard
clint eastwood

ive never seen john wick

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>>723332862
Obviously Snake Plissken, fuckin kids.

>>723336157
I would pay to see this fight.

>>723345240

Dredd could probably do it. But he's a little superpowered no?

>>723332862
John Wick 2

>>723338436
>Main character from The Raid
my man

>>723345324
i think dont so but he's from the (dystopian) future

it says on wikipedia that he's genetically engineered but he doesn't have super powers per se

>>723344947
>high-tec redneck
I'm stealing this

>>723332862
Leon the professional

>>723345437
John Wick 3: The Wickening

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>>723332862

Paul Atreides.

my cock with a bandana you fucking cucks

john wick 4: the death of apolo

Riddick

>>723345625
luigi is that you?

>>723345731
john rick: the roll

trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

>>723332987
only reasonable answer

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>>723333286
>>723336037
Technically Superman is an alien, not a superhero. So this guy wins.

>>723332862
Helen.

>>723345695
that reminds me
rambo

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i think we al know who the real MVP is

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>>723332862
SWAT Officer Jack Traven

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MS Paint Pirate

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>>723332862
Bennett from Commando.

The dude wears an overly tight chain mail shirt for fucks sake.

>>723338419
I think it's just Matrix?

Can't let Commando be mentioned without saying
>Let off some steam, Bennett!

>>723345290
I'm convinced Mike would win that.

>>723332862
the Mountain

>>723346977
bang bang

Robert McCall, Denzel Washington's character from "The Equalizer"

Bullettooth Tony

Jet Li from Unleashed

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King Arthur from Monty Python

>>723332862
A clone of John Wick dead girl.

>>723332862
The Transporter

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>>723332862
Easy... Putin

>>723332862
Tony fucking Danza
>cause i have no will to live

>>723347627
why not boris the bullet dodger. he is harder to kill

>>723332862
Oddball

pre-sarin Peter Quinn

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>>723347777
Quads speak the truth!

AWEFAWE

>>723332862
Terminator

>>723336837
Isn't he super powered outside the matrix too, I know the third movie was shit but you can't pretend the ending just didn't happen

>>723344379
Can't believe it took this long

>>723344833
Non-super hero

He is super and definitely my hero

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John Wick's dog

>>723332862
Neo

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Lucky#Slevin

Heath Ledgers Joker

Billy Madison