THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF /B/
ROLL 'EM UP:
0-3 = CRAB: +5 DEXTERITY, +3 ARMORS
4-6 = TURTLE: +10 ARMORS, -8 SPEED
7-8 = MOUSE: +10 SPEED, -10 ARMORS
9= BIRB: +100 FLIGHT, -8 ARMORS
ROLL 'EM UP!!!!
WHO WILL WIN?!??!?!? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!
>>723319519
ROLLINGTON
>>723319519
rollerino jim
>>723319519
crab obivously wins
>>723319695
>obivously
>>723319695
nigger are you dumb
>>723319519
roll, fucker.
>>723319519
the crow, it's likely involved in several murders a day.
>>723320111
damn nice trips anon.
also have fun getting raped by turtle masterrace
>>723320562
LOL
nice PUN /B/RO
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>>723320562
Ayyyyy
crow he can fly motherfuckers
Birb. Crows are smart as fuck. They just crab the crab or turtle and drop them on some rocks or some shit.
Smart birb will achieve grapeness
>>723320898
too bad you're a fuckin mouse, faggot.
also fuck outta here, how the birb gonna do that?
>too weak to pick up turtle
>crab will stab/pinch its dick off.
try again, faggot.
Rawl
Rill
>>723321146
have fun getting ass-raped by mice, you fuckin faggot-ass turtle
>>723321200
nice dubs. too bad you're a faggy crab.
>>723320562
Fuck I guess crow wins.
rollo rollington
>>723319519
rollllll
MOUSE BEATS TURTLE
TURTLE BEATS CRAB
CRAB BEATS CROW
CROW BEATS MOUSE
>>723321030
Crows are easily big enough to pick up a crab or turtle (depending on the size. Of the turtle, of course). Crabs can't do shit. Crows already do exactly that to crabs. Some of them even grab clams and drop them in the road so cars will crack them open.
Crows are way smarter than you think.
>>723320562
>>723320885
>>723320898
>>723321291
too bad none of you faggy faggintgons are crows.
>>723319519
time to fuck some shit up roll
>>723319519
kek
>>723321454
Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!
>>723321403
a baby turtle, MAYBE.
crab can just grab crow's legs with its strong ass arms and not let go, eventually tiring crow out until it collapses and gets skullfucked and brains eaten by crab masterrace.
i think YOU are way GAYER than you think, Bilbo Faggins.
>>723321609
ONLY CROW IN THREAD
BOW DOWN NIGGERS
>>723321454
I identify as a crow.
OP HERE
>>723321332
THIS POST GOT IT RIGHT
COME CONTRIBUTE TO THIS LIT REACTION THREAD, FAGGOTS:
>>723320137
>>723320137
>>723320137
>>723320137
>>723321924
fuk
Rolling for toortle.
>>723321924
Nah, bro. Crow beats all due to superior intelligence.
SNIBBETY SNOP
I like turdels
>>723322024
ay nice roll.
>>723322120
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD WITH YOUR SNIBBETY SNOPPY ASS SHIT, YOU FUCKING NIGGARRRR
>>723322493
XDDDDD
Rolling Stones
>>723319519
rolling for birb.
>>723319519
anything but roll
rollerino
rolling for bird jesus
roll for birdbro
>>723321686
Mark...
Kiw
Rawl
DO IT