So here is the deal: I am not a sub, but I love getting my

Change your diet you faggot. More fiber and other healthy foods instead of eating shit.

I always try to take a shit before I dildo play, and I now use a condom on the dildo for easier cleanup

>>723318424
This op. Eat clean and if possible fast on the day of

>>723318424
I've also noticed my ass and insides don't get irritated if I use a condom. Another tip is to warm the dildo to body temp before you insert, so your body doesn't react violently and try to expell it.

>>723318661
>>723318424
I fasted two days this time and only had a small tv dinner last night... thought I would be good to stuff myself tonight after a few drinks.. no go. Wasted half a roll of paper towels this fucking time..

>>723318985
>tv dinner
Gotta eat cleaner than that before you can start taking clean pinch shits

>>723319252
Fasting and TV dinners are not changing your diet, OP. That is changing quantity. The quality is still shit.

It is a full overhaul.
And, the added benefit, you will feel better physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually, which makes putting things up your butt a nicer experience.

>>723319646
Essentially, the way I see it, the more I need to wipe, the more my diet can be improved.