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How do I get a drug addict girlfriend? In exchange for food,

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How do I get a drug addict girlfriend? In exchange for food, a place to live, money, and drugs. I expect sex, loyalty, and companionship. I'm not very good with people and my dad is pretty rich
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>>723311145
You can't get loyalty with junkies
PLEASE don't fool yourself.
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It helps to buy and do drugs.
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>>723311145

Start hanging out/into a group of stoners(level1 chill drug user), pick out a girl and spoil her she's sure to have other addictions boom now you have an addict gf
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Where do you live OP? I'll be ur drug addicted gf
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>>723311145
With druggies you'll likely get sex as it's not really much different from drugs. They are shit at loyalty and companionship because the drugs are what stimulates them the most in life and are thus dependent on them. Their human connections are second to this.
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>>723311145
kill yourself OP
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>loyalty

Everything else will work but you must be a kid if you think this will work... unless maybe you have a fuck load of cash, but even then....
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Drug addicts make decent slaves, they are already slave to a drug.
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Here's how that will play out, OP

>find druggie
>she literally looks like garbage and has a torn vagina
>find another druggie
>same as before
>find another younger druggie
>promise drugs in exchange for sex
>have sex with filthy druggie
>wake up next morning
>druggie is gone
>drugs are gone
>cash is gone
>tv is gone
>car is gone
>go to bathroom and swallow whatever pills she didn't take
>stare at self in mirror saying "I deserve this" as your sight fades into darkness
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>>723311302

You can get HIV though.

But yeah seriously, if its a serious drug like coke, heroin or crack then they're gonna fuck you over for a fix sooner or later.
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>>723311910
>then jerk it
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>>723311145
Loyalty involved trust and you cant even trust druggies to trust themselves, let alone be loyal.
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>>723311145
As they do in most things, women suck at being junkies.
I've been there, you'll get what you want for some time until she watches some dumb movie about "breaking free on drugs" and think to herself: hey, if i get clean i'll be really cool like the people in that movie!
And then she leaves you when you are tripping on acid in the middle of the night and steal your favorite beanie.
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>>723311910
That's why you take a pure girl and drug her every time you're together.

She will become dependant on you and become conditioned to equate you with the drug.

Assuming she has no social support network at this point it's not hard to train her further.

Also don't forget about LSD, mkultra is real and effective just ask sharon tate.
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>>723311489
Pics
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>>723311145
Fastest path would be to sell drugs. The harder the drugs, the more they are willing to do for them. Even if you "sugar daddy' an addict, they're going to be emotionally vacant anyway, because all they care about are the drugs, you just become a means to an end.

>I sold drugs and got lots of bad to mildly decent pussy in return.
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>>723311145
loyalty haha, do you even know what a drug addict is?

>She's going to steal and use as much money and resources as she can from you
>When you don't have anything to give her she's going to become angry
>she's going to hate sex and be annoyed when you ask her or "not feeling good"
>as soon as a guy with more money comes along shes gone


She is going to be moody and angry any time she's not high. she will want to lay around passed out 24/7 and fight with you if you ask her to do something or even wake her up.

I've dealt with drug addicts for about 5 years. women junkies are especially talented at completely dismantling and destroying lives. No matter how strong willed you are, you think you can handle it, they will bring you down.
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>>723311145
you don't need a junkie for that, just pick up a poor fuck who can barely afford to live.

give her an allowance for spending shit on clothes and pay her phone bill and she'll suck your dick hourly for the pleasure.

you don't need to pick a junkie to be a sugar daddy anon. plenty of girls paying their way through uni who'd love the chance.
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Go ask the POTUS OP, looks like he's the best player of that game.
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>>723311145
A strip club. Duh. Everybody knows that.
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>>723313089
But I've never seen a hot poor girl
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>>723312445

Creepy beta virgin... soon-to-be serial killer.
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>>723311145

It sounds like you're a loser living with your parents. Every girls dream, Not. No wonder you have unrealistic expectations.
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>>723313554
you're not going to the right places then.

but like I said, college. you know the girls who put themselves through college by stripping or getting a sugar daddy? that's the kind of girl you need. they need the cash/security and you can provide it. everybody wins.
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i met a girl awhile ago, she's really cool, and fun to talk to, but also does a lot of drugs, and just went out of prison (dunno for what, or how long she was there)
i live in this city for almost 2 years, i don't really know anyone, and don't have any friends here, 'cause I'm kinda antisocial and beta.
I'm single for way too long, but then i met this awesome girl, she's really into me, and i really enjoy partying and drinking with her. she's not really a 10/10 but kinda looks like your pic, with shorter hair, and dark circles around the eyes... and also some tattoos...

she's really cool and stuff, but also knows a shitton of creepy and drug addict guys(i don't talk about weed), and probably fucked all of them, for a place to sleep, or some drugs.

I'd really like to start dating her, but i'm kinda afraid, that she or her 'friends' would rob me, and steal all my stuff while I'm at work.
(i work for like 10-13 hours a day/ 6 days a week) she don't know where i live. i don't do drugs...
what do?

I'm afraid this will happen...
>>723311910
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>>723311145

Holy shit you're pathetic
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>>723311145
....first you want an aspie gf. then you want a drug addict gf. o_O

>drug addict gf
>want to watch the new episode of always sunny with her
>"I dont want to see it until im high"
>wait until she gets dope
>nah im too high to watch always sunny
>she gets too high and goes to sleep
>steals my ps4

have fun anon
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>>723311145
dude...there is so much wrong with you. There is no way you could possibly maintain your life and that of another human. dad or no da da....let the wildlife be, asshole?
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>>723311145
Bad idea. Junkie girls are complete shit stains. I married a girl who was in recovery even and she was a horrible, manipulative, needy, abusive cunt. They never get better, and feeding them a stream of drugs will only make them worse later on. If you want to blow money and get easy girls buy a motorcycle.
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>>723315165
last bump
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He to get a drug addicted gf?

>get a call, have to deliver some shit again
>show up to the house, bust down the door
>I'll all the gang members because they are fucking scum
>slowly making my way up
>top floor, find the drug addicted girl on the bed.
>kill the boss guy who was filming her for a porno
>pick her up cause she's passed out
>bring her home
>she likes me enough and she becomes my gf

Just try to get her killed by some guy and get shot yourself
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>>723314328
anyone?
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>>723312445
I remember this greentext from way back.. About the guy and nicotine patches to make his ex think she was falling for him and get revenge lmao
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>>723314328

thoughts about this?
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>>723314591
>>>723311145 (OP)
>....first you want an aspie gf. then you want a drug addict gf. o_O
>>drug addict gf
>>want to watch the new episode of always sunny with her
>>"I dont want to see it until im high"
>>wait until she gets dope
>>nah im too high to watch always sunny
>>she gets too high and goes to sleep
>>steals my ps4
>have fun anon
i lololol'd at this /b/ro..not at you but whatever
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>>723311145
The only people who want a drug addicted girlfriend are either people who want a girl to do drugs with, or ugly dudes who can't get a regular girlfriend without her being shackled to him by a substance. I'd be able to understand if you were the former but something tells me you aren't. Kys.
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>>723311145
Even drug addicts don't want to fuck you. kek
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>>723315769
wp
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>>723311145
>>dat pic

I think you mean bi-polar gf
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>>723311910
This.....KEK
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>>723311145
Let me get some facts through your dumbshit head.

Druggies are not goddamn fuckwit slaves, they are ADDICTS.

A druggie GF will
>Fuck ANYONE for drugs
>Steal your shit for drugs
>Steal your money for drugs
>Break your shit while on drugs
>Fuck random people while on drugs
>Let strangers into your house for drugs
>Let strangers into your house while on drugs

No, she will not be loyal or a companion or a desu wife. SHE WILL BE A DRUG ADDICT YOU FUCKING MORON.
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>>723317901
Reminds me of a beastie boys song
https://youtu.be/CFFS3ndWSJ4
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>>723311910
To the letter.
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>>723317753
Am I missing something? Is it a copy pasta or reference or something?
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>>723312295
Sounds like you've got a story to tell
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op kik me cheifdanky1
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>>723314328
>>723315797
>>723316534
run, don't walk, away. you sound like you already know you're in over your head with this chick, soon enough she will only see you as an ATM or a mark.
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>>723311910
<find drugs
<it was literally in the garbage and was in a torn bag
<find more drugs
<same as before
<find another sachet, fresh than the rest
<promise sex in exchange for less drugs
<have sex and give away drugs
<wake up next morning
<drugs are gone
<cash is a full tip jar
<tv was a smart tv so it recorded it all
<car is connected to wifi and sent it to the nsa
<go to bathroom and take a shower
<stare at self in mirror saying "i deserve this" as your sight fades into darkness
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>>723314328
>>723314328
Fuck her, then chuck her.
Hit it, then quit it.
Smash her, then pass her.
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>>723319624
...yeah i know,
ok...
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>>723311145
Dude... You want loyalty from a girl you are going to try and seduce with her weapon of choice. Mate... It won't be long before she's taking a little too long to collect her shit off her dealer. Oh would you look at that, he gave her a bigger bag this time.

I wonder why.
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>>723319742
<everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>723311145
Go to places where there's junkies
Aquire target
Wait till she's either feening or bribe her with drugs to come to your place
Lay out the deal

This has so many problems going down the road honestay though
She could steal your shit
She could give you aids
She could have junkie's in your home stealing your shit
Worst case scenario you turn junkie too
And do us all a favor by killing yourself fagget
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>>723319225
sound like the game hotline miami
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>>723311145
real advice because its how I did it
find out where the local rave is
go a couple times scouting out and meeting people
if you already got drugs cool if not ask around for molly
ask the guy where you can get more
*DO RESEARCH ON MOLLY AND DECIDE TO ONLY DO IT LIKE ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR* important step
give free molly to cute girls and let them fuck off for about 30 min
ask them how they feel and get to talking to them
sit back as you are literally facefucked by tons of conversation
get their number while their high or even better sleep with them
tell them how much you love molly and how much you have
after the party text them about how excited you are for the next rave
tell her you'll have molly and to come see you at the party if she wants some
*optional sell molly for more molly
rinse and repeat until she's hooked on you
the younger and sluttier the better
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>>723311145
Do you know how that story ends? She's going to bleed you out and when you eventually tighten up the purse strings she's going to have her boyfriend straight up burglarize you.

Addicts have no loyalty and, by definition, are incapable of either self control or forward thought.
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>>723320068
>under fuckin' ray ted
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>>723311446

Literally this. Exactly how I got mine.
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I had a druggie gf in highschool. Well she wasn't really my gf. She was married and 24. But she loved drugs and I loved giving her weed and lsd and boning her for hours on end.
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>>723320170
><everybody walk the dinosaur
pathetically..,.won't work... son...you need at the very least, some game...so, enjoy your internet connection. REALIZE none of it will ever be in your future...
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>>723311145
Easy math: girl + drugs = nightmare
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>>723315769
Well okay Jacket.
Didn't think you'd be posting here.
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>>723311145
>set up an account at sugardaddy.com

>Go one craigslist casual encounters w4m
>look for girl that wants to 'party' or otherwise talks about drugs
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My parents are cunts who don't want me to smoke weed in the house. I'm 23. Should I an hero?
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>>723321888
Are you a sexy woman?
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>>723321888
why don't you smoke weed outside the house?

go innawoods, and smoke weed!
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If you don't do the drug, you won't connect in as deeply hopeless a way. It doesn't mean you sit well get stolen, because the functional ones will find other ways to fuck you over until their bodies start falling apart. Enjoy the simulating conversation while you can, because the brain function goes as fast as the liver, pancreas and endocrine system. Cheers fuckers
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>>723322599
I don't want to connect i just want basically a pet i can fuck
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I've been an addict. I went through withdrawals so bad that I had to be put in the ICU on a machine so I could breath.. I can just talk right, now. You have no idea how bad addiction is, she will kill you if she thinks she can get a fix off it. Pic very related
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>>723323179
get a dog
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>>723323288
Is pic related a joke?
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>>723323288
What was the picture?
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>>723311145
True story:

I could have had one. She was in the same unit as me during one of my many lock ups in the hospital.

I'm schizophrenic so I've been there many times against my will but most people in that unit are just drug addicts.

I guess I was particularly psychotic that time so they put me in a more isolated unit where there were only 6 people and I happened to be the only male.

She flirted the fuck out of me and we even managed to make out while the nurses weren't looking.

But I never gave her my number or last name because I know better than to fuck with crazy IRL.
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>>723311145
Lost my virginity to a drug addict last year. Was so-so. Didn't get any stds and shes not prego so it's all good.

>she was 18 (23 myself)
>smoked since 12
>crack cocaine user
>extremly, extremly unreliable
>8/10 body
>3/10 face (perfect dick sucking lips though)
>delivered pizzas
>lived with 2 guy roommates when I met her
>broke up with her after she moved in with 2 different guys
>basically every red flag

Met her at autozone. She was 2 hours late to our first date. We stayed up all night on the couch fooling around. She was like kissing an ashtray. Fucked her on the second date. She was like an all you can fuck buffet. And she gave head like a porn star.

After I broke up with her she would still hit me up and I'd pick her up and buy her ice creme and we would go fuck in the back seat of my truck. Creampied her when I was drunk once.

Last time I saw her she showed up at my house plastered drunk in the middle of the night and when I woke up she was gone.
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>>723325390
>She was like an all you can fuck buffet.
Kek
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>>723324342
I'm also wealthy so (early dot com money), other than being the only male in the unit, that's another probable reason she wanted to hook up with me because I can't help myself to let "where I work" slip out when I'm locked in the MHU.

So she probably wanted me more for that because I'm not the best looking person around.
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bump
someone post pics of druggie girls please
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>>723327113
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>>723327113
yesssss
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>>723311145
>1. Meet a nice, kindhearted fat girl who's never had a boyfriend
>2. Get her hooked on drugs
>3. Watch the fat melt away
>4.????
>5.Profit
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>>723311145
She'll always love drugs more then she loves you.

Anyway, hit up the homeless shelter
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