Lets start up a what is the worst thing you've done, that you've almost gotten away with! I'll start!
>Be 10
>Be in summer camp
>Be at pool with friends
>Have stunt competition
>About to blow my friends out of the water
>Walk into the bathroom with them and shove a turd of mine into the drinking fountain
>Leave
>Come back two weeks later
>Get confronted
>Confess
>Cry my ass off
>Almost got away with it too!
I can't really remember getting caught. The worst thing I did was probably fuck a retarded chick in a camper beside her mom's trailer in a trailer park
>be me
>13/14 yo little shit
>Out being belligerent with friends when we go to a gas station to piss
>It's a single bathroom
>I had this habit of pissing all over everything in the bathroom after seeing a funny video of it online
>So I piss all over everything
>Leave
>Some guy walks in after me
>In line now waiting for cashier to ring me up. Talking to cashier
>Guy comes out of bathroom, stands right next to me, says to cashier:
>"Some disgusting piece of shit peed all over everything in the bathroom. God I fucking hate people like that"
>Gives me dirtiest look and leaves
I never did it again I was just so embarrassed and it was obviously me being the young kid in the station with everyone coming off of work at that time. Made me feel like a complete piece of shit