Ok, so. I've never used 4chan before. I'm not even

>>723306527
Its ok.. you're with friends now

>>723306527
>OP has had sex before
Leave you fucking normie.

>How fucked am I?
>Long story short, I fucked my seven-year-old cousin, but she started it
Mate...

>>723306631
>>723306669
I feel conflicted.

I expected this.

Fucked?
Yes
Friends?
Yes

Keep using 4chan /b/brother

>ice age continental drift if youre curious
FUCKING KEK

>>723306861
You fucked a little girl
Most people here on /b/ dream of such a day.

>>723306527
just kys pedo scum

>>723307044
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Checked

>>723307068
I'll take that under advisement.
Honestly, is she tells someone, that's pretty much the plan.

>>723306527
im calling bullshit on you newfag

buddy, i think you're slime

>>723307403
k

you're fucked because

1. she'll grow older and be unattractive to you
2. She'll tell someone and you'll go to prison. Not jail, prison.

Jokes on you you're a sick fuck.

Why do i feel like OP is a liar and this thread is 90% samefagging?

>>723306527
you could be pregnant with an child now

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>>723306527
>"be me. 23"
>"Huge pedophile"

now that's how to start a greentext

you know the rules pics or it didn't happen /b/rother

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>>723307643
What can I say, I'm a natural.

>>723307583
bottom right, mouse over the numbers. 20/3/15/3 20 replies, 3 images, 15 unique posters, and this thread is on page 3

Pics or didn't happen.

>>723306527
You're gonna get raped

>>723307680
>>723307852
Oh. I refreshed too late.

>>723307958
can happen

>>723306527
Quick questions
Is she hot?
Does she have nice dick sucking lips?
Have you done this to other kids?
Do you think I am FBI?

>>723308103
Yes, she's super hot. By my standards, at least.
I suppose her lips are adequately sized for dick sucking. I mean, she's like a quarter black, so. It's something I hope to try out eventually.
I haven't done it to any other children. She's the only one for me.
No.

>>723306527
If this is true, you are seriously fucked. She is seven and will definitely tell someone. She may not say anything for years but she will tell someone and that person will most likely go to the cops.

>>723308269
>quarter black
Oh sorry there if she was (proper) white you could have gotten away with this.

>>723306689
kek

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>but she started it
and shes 7

>>723306527
Pics or didnt happen.

Godspeed OP

that the dream of half /b/ congrats if rlly happend

>>723307062
Already did but not my doing she started it and fucked my childhood

>>723306527
Make sure she knows not to tell or you'll get busted. I had an 8 year old neighbor that liked to play with 2 year old boys and make them play with her and she got busted because she never learned the cardinal rule: don't tell anyone

>>723308697
>Fucked her in the childhood
Fixed it for you, you 23 year old degenerate.

I dream I was you... Now post pics of your cousin. I know you have some you fap to you degenerate. Give me your collection because you're a faggot for not sharing

>>723306527
Tell us the rest

>>723308849
That's perfectly legal.

>>723308876
> she fucked me i was younger i was 7

I've used 4chan in all 6 of her holes

>>723309059
Sure, but her mom wasn't too happy about it. Only reason I never did anything with her (she asked once) was because she'd already been caught and I didn't think she could help getting busted again

>>723309038
Really not much more to tell. Yet.
Maybe we'll get caught and I'll An Hero or something, but till then. That's pretty much everything.

>>723309138
Who is this fag.
It ain't op.

>>723309221
>I've never used 4chan before
>knows "an hero"

something aint adding up here fellas, i think we are being trolled!!

I feel like op was the one that started to kiss her and grope her first because what seven year old thinks about relationships with an older guy?

>>723309138
Didn't you feel the need to state in your greentext? To anyone who read, it seemed like you fucked her when she was 7 and you 23.

>>723306527
Don't give us the tldr. Details

>>723308697
man I feel you, similar situation, it fucked with me emotionally for years

>>723309469
was about to say this

>>723309469
>i think we are being trolled!!
This should be a banner

Don't worry guys

>She started it

>>723309580
It did not as i was 4 i saw anal porn on television late at night and i wanted to watch cartoons not porn but it happened

>>723309446
True. I am OP. That is not.
>>723309469
I've never used 4chan. Doesn't mean I've never used the internet. If it makes you feel better, I did google it first to make sure I understood it properly.
>>723309496
She did kiss my first. I'm not going to pretend I didn't escalate it, but.

>>723309531
Nah still new to for 4chan just forgot some rules

>>723306527
Fake. Kids who are under the age of 10 don't act that way toward each other, much less toward grown ups. Any age under 10 is too scary an age for much experimenting.

Think about it, you're surrounded by creatures much larger, stronger, uglier / less cute, and more intelligent than you, and you don't really know their language very well--well enough to tell them what you need, but not well enough to understand them when they talk to each other. They say they love you and care about you--you're pretty sure it's a cultural thing--but only one or two of them ever pay any attention to you, some of them sometimes yell at you for doing things you didn't even know were wrong, and a particularly nasty select few of them, most not so much larger than yourself, seem to make a competitive sport of exerting their dominance over you unprovoked.

This is the life of the average person younger than 10. If you can remember what it is to live that way, you'll understand a lot more about cute tiny children, including why they're so timid, why they're so excitable, why they're such brats sometimes, and, yes, why none will ever have the confidence to seduce you and ride your cock, whether the thought occurs to them or not.

>>723309841
Dude, a 7 years old girl can't take a 23 year old dick, that's bullshit

>>723309841
One last question as totally not FBI agent
How was your first and only time.

>>723310213
U don't know his dick size bruh

>>723310213
True.

SO, like. I May have exaggerated when I said "Fucked", there wasn't actually real penetration.
Mostly just adjacent friction. Still counts.

>>723310547
Oh so no real crime committed here.
I need to go back to my regular totally not FBI agent shit.

>>723310637
>molestation
>no real crime
Nice Freudian slip there, buddy

>>723310173
Uh my story is different i was hungry for puss before middle school literally beat my meat in the bathroom of a school

>>723306527
That's hot. Got any pictures? Did she ride your Dick or did you pin her against the floor and rape her ass? Did she bleed? FUCKING ANSWER YOU GOT DAMN NORMIE

>>723310547
Yeah that's what I thought. Sorry m8 but I think you're fucked, I work with kids around that age and if not now, she'll tell it to someone anyway

>>723311275
this

I was thinking of sex when I was in kindergarten. I also was shit at keeping secrets but I had no friends to blab to. Better hope she's not talkative

>>723310863
You misunderstand. Yeah, sure you were hungry for puss your whole life, you were pissed out of one for god sake, sexuality starts very early on. But don't tell me you actually took measures, OUTSIDE YOUR OWN PRIVACY, to quench your craving. You, uh, didn't. No one's saying you didn't HAVE these feelings, all I'm saying is, realistically you didn't pursue them with anyone. Kids that young are too uncertain, too scared of each other, they don't do that shit. Except the REALLY young ones, you know, the ones who are too clueless to be scared, the tiny little 3 year olds and shit. If you stick em together for awhile, they get more ass than most adults to be fair. They even cheat on each other like it's nothing, and it really is, because they're all too stupid to give a shit. It's like a bunch of horny monkeys.

>>723306527
OP just tell us if you committed crime so I can go back to fapping.

>>723311758
Dam so much hate and also i did well was feed

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Imma call bullshit on this one, and since the only way you can prove it is to incriminate yourself then fuck off, or continue the story as a good fantasy fap.

>>723311686
Op here. She's... Pretty talkative.
She's actually pretty shit at keeping secrets. An event comes to mind.

>Visiting family. As all my stories seem to start
>Kate is there. So is her older sister, Sam.
>Sam is about 16, so totally unbangable.
>Also my cousin Howard
>Howard excuses himself to use the restroom.
>Sam hides his soda behind a plant.
>She tells Kate "Don't tell howard"
>Howard comes back.
>Kate says "We didn't move your soda behind the plant."

... SO... I guess what I'm saying is, I kinda intentionally didn't tell her it was a secret hoping that she'd... Not over think it?

>>723307276
kek

>>723306527
>I've never used 4chan before.

This is about as believable as your little cousin initiating the fucc.

>>723312110
This here is the most valuable post on /b/ right now if only for the Recettear pic.

>>723312748
I really don't know what people think I'm getting about lying about using 4chan. I understand the accusation about the story, it's a fantastic situation, but what benefit do I get from being a 'newfag'?

I'm not new to the internet. I've seen the popular memes. I sometimes frequent FunnyJunk, which steals all sort of content from 4chan.

Also, I Did the Dew with a kiddo, too.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>723313100
does this turn you on?

>>723313227
/thread

>>723313242
Honestly, a little young for even me. Like, I'd probably still feel her up, but I'd feel bad about it.
Also, Undertale? Neat.

>>723312075
I'm not hateful, I'm frank. (But I'm not Frank, I'm Jaime.) I'm blunt. I assure you it wasn't my attention to offend you with my bluntness, but I'm also not sorry if I did, because who gives a shit, accidents happen.

Also, "and also i did was well feed" is gibberish.

>>723313242
I'd bend her right over, lean over her tiny little body, and whisper sensually in her ear:

"bitch you ain't gettin my soul i know how to delete ma appdata"

And then I'd be like:
"also flowey cheated on you with me"
"beeeyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

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>>723306527

>>723313633
I know
As by "feed" there was someone who let me have sex with them and i didnt get offended you are good

I was being molested around the same age. He would come into my room at night and play with me when he thought i was asleep. The guy one day made me have a bath with him, and refused my advances when i tried to touch his cock.

Such confusion through my young slut brain...

>>723314346
tits or gtfo otherwise nobody gives a shit

>>723314427
True.

>>723314233
oh ok
sorry for your experience

Welcome to 4chan friend
Your story was your entry fee
you're free to pass

>>723309496
the kind of girl who was probably molested prior to that

>>723314957
Thinking the same

pics or not

>>723314921
Thats how gangs and cults get started. small wonder no one seems able to leave.

>>723314957
>>723315042
OP here.
Come on guys, you don't really think so, right?
Like. I mean, I think she really does just like me. Isn't that possible?

>>723314845
Its ok thanks

>>723306631
>>723306669
>>723306861
kek

I still cant believe that you gave up on Ice Age to fuck a seven year old...

Or why her mother didn't question why a 23 year old man was locking in a room with her 7 year old daughter...

Yeah, between those two things, I'm saying fake.

>>723307931
top right

>>723315795
In all fairness, continental drift isnt one of the best in the franchise

>>723315795
but she locked the door not him

>>723315795
Op here.
Well like. Ice Age continental Drift is my new favorite movie. Honestly still not sure what it's about, but.

As for why her mom doesn't care: both events were during family gatherings of sorts, and Kate is the only attending family member of her age range. As I said in the OP, kids for some reason love me, and because of this, I always get default babysitter status. The mother doesn't question why we're alone together because she's entertaining other guests, and Thank God 'me' is there to keep the little one out of her hair while the grownups talk.

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Jail bait

Trust me when I say don't tell her that it's a secret. That will only slip out when she asks someone later down the line why she has to keep it a secret. Almost fucked me over more than once.

Just hint at it where if she tries to do something in public, make it a point not to reciprocate and instead only do anything that might even SEEM sketchy, let alone anything further, behind closed doors.

Otherwise, I guarantee you there will be red flags and eyebrows raised.

Personal experience unfortunately.

>>723316532
Also, enjoy it while it lasts. They grow out of the phase fairly quickly at age 8-ish and won't be back into it until about 14-15.

>>723316532
>>723316781
I appreciate your advice, I'll keep it in mind. That said, by god I hope you're wrong about the age thing. I'd like to think we can just be together and have a good time. Even if in the end we can't have a "real relationship" I really do like her, and I don't know what I'd do if suddenly she didn't like me anymore.

>>723317388
Thats the saddest thing ive ever heard. like in a non-ambiguous way, truly depressing.

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pics or she doesnt exist

>>723317388
Unless you royally fuck up it won't be the case where she "won't like you anymore" but instead "won't be interested in experimenting or enjoying your close company anymore", especially if she has a doting mother. I missed out on two because of this. Both turned 8 and slowly grew more distant until one stays in her room and simply enjoys talking/texting to me occasionally while the other just does her own thing.

Thankfully I've gotten more imprinted on a third where although our relationship isn't as intimate as it was a few years ago, she's comfortable enough with her body around me that I could do almost anything with enough coercion. Unfortunately, we have had too many close calls and her mother does not trust her alone with me for extended periods of time anymore so it's very difficult to do much. Still keeping her close, of course, because I truly do love her.

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>>723307034
top tier fucking keksss

>>723307783
>phone, pc, laptop different vpns, different wifi connections ets

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/thread

now post some pedo greentext