The greatest cocktail, in your opinion? For me, it's a

>>723302608

The one your mother makes after im done stuffing her holes

>>723302975
That would be a gin and tonic. Thanks for your input.

And mom says she may have to move to Tuesdays. Hopefully that won't inconvenience you...

>>723302608

whiskey sour plz

>>723303429

OP did u tell her that u are a homosexual?

>>723302608
gin and tonics are good

>>723303538
gay

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cocktail? a crown and coke i guess.

I'd really rather have a nice glass of scotch or a cold beer

>>723303911

gayest

you didn't even list a drink faggot

>>723304121

I never liked cold beer idk why but i like it idk normal room temperature.

And yeah beer over cocktail any day faggots!

>>723302608
Long Island Iced Tea
The only acceptable answer

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>>723302608
Mojito.
I'm sure all the internet tough guys will feel the need to point out how much more manly and sophistocated their shit drinks are, but I'm gonna go with something that actually tastes good.

Vodka Martini, medium
Rusty Nails
Spiced Rum and Ginger ale

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>>723304332
bruh u nasty

>>723304669
OP here. I'm not going to throw shade at the mojito. That's a refreshing beverage right there...

>>723304829
Damn right.
Nothing better than a Mojito on a hot summer day.

>>723304790

I might be insane but to me when drinking cold beer i feel like im drinking horse piss

>>723305013
You think you're drinking horse piss when drinking cold beer but not wehen drinking actual warm beer?
The fuck?

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>>723305013
what kinda beer do you like?

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A nice Old Fashioned

>>723305011
If they were good enough for Hemingway, then they're good enough for anyone.

There are no right or wrong answers to this, by the way. Just want to see what people like....

>>723302608
Gin and Tonic plz
I normally drink Scotch but don't feel like one tonight.

>>723304332
True room temperature is an awful serving temp. Even bold red wines should start at 57 degrees and warm into the mid 60 range.

For beers, lagers in the low 40s, ales in the upper 40s to mid 50s depending on style. Anyone serving 'room temp' beer, i.e. 72 degrees, is a fucking moron and their tap lines are probably full of the clap.

>>723305138

My national one, Ožujsko and Karlovačko

>>723305127
Not warm, room temperature so hmm idk how should i tell it so not warm not cold

>>723305011
Mojito is what you order if you hate your bartender.

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>>723302608

>>723302608
White Russian
Cointreau & lemonade
Negroni

>>723305660
Why? It's easy to prepare compared to many other drinks.
Or what are you getting at?