Virgin basement dwelling NEET neckbeard cuck here, just got tendies

Those look like very low quality tendies, and they're not even crispy?! Throw a poopoo jug at mommy to teach the bitch a lesson!

>>723302530
k brb

>>723302530
YEAAAAH, REAL KIND FROM YOU YOU FAGGOT
here's what happened
>go up stairs
>proceed to yell
MOM MOOOM MOOOOOOM
>she responds
What's the matter sweetie?
>MOOOOOOM, some stranger on that really super murky site i go on told me that these were low quality and non crispy tendies
>WHY U DO DIS 2 MEEEEE
>she responds
Honey, we're a little short on budget lately so i skinned the rats that had been lurking in between the walls for months that i caught yesterday, rolled them in piss batter and deep fried them in piss oil in a mason jar
>i cried
>turn around to go back in batcave
>mom says
Oh, honey!
>turn around
>all i saw was a poopoo jug being thrown at me

NOW I'M COVERED IN SHIT FAK U FEGIT

Those look microwaved. Are those microwaved?

>>723303116
Deep fried in piss oil in a mason jar