I want to fucking die, /b/. 2 years ago now a senile old cunt

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How much Good Boy Points do you have stockpiled? You could buy some chicken tendies to cheer yourself up!

thanks for the reminder my friend, i hope everything turns out good for you, i cant imagine what its like to live like that

>>723301419
stay strong, friendo. your life is a hard one, but faith in Jesus Christ will keep you focused on what you have, rather than what you don't.

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>>723301419
feels really bad man

Quite honestly, I'd kill myself. I ain't that attached to living.

Damn dude that's actually sad. Seems like you had things going before that happened to you.

>>723301921
I don't want to meet the god that did this to me. If there's a heaven I'd rather be in hell.

You sound like a typical millennial who is too weak to pull himself up by his own bootstraps.

Sorry man

>>723301645
/thread

if you're hard on GBP though i can prolly loan you some, but i'm almost at enough for getting For honor so when i get the rest that i'll need you need to pay me back.

Haha you can't walk.

>>723301419
Op, where did you sever your spine, which region?

>>723301419
Sorry man.. how old are you? What happened to your spine? Can you at least use a wheel chair and stuff?

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>>723302024

It seems that your arms works. How come can't you clean yourself nor exercise?

You lazy fuck, stop feeling sorry for yourself and put your shit together.

i am so sorry to hear that, please be strong! challenge your fate

>>723302014
God didn't do this to you; the wickedness of the world did. There's nothing you can do about it, but you can lean on your Creator for strength to make it through.

>>723301419
Lieutenant Dan had no legs and he was still getting pussy

You can do it, /b/ro. Just believe!

>>723302146
a couple of the thoracic ones got fucked

>>723302170
I'm 24 now, was 21 at the time. 3 of my vertebra were broken and the cord got severed. I can use a wheelchair but I can't get myself into and out of it.

>>723302449
Just wait a few years until we can use stem cells to turn cripples into supermen like christopher reeves in that one south park episode.

>>723301419
>I want to fucking die, /b/. 2 years ago now a senile old cunt couldn't control her car and knocked me off the highway, my car flipped three times and my spine severed. I'll never be able to walk again and I can't control when I piss or shit. I've gotten fat as fuck because I have no way of being able to work out anymore. My girlfriend broke up with me less than a month after, she said we were always coming apart but we didn't really have any problems before that so i know it's a pity thing. Any girls I meet now treat me like I'm retarded. I can't even pop a boner anymore but I'm constantly horny, so even if somehow there was a girl out there who would touch my dick I wouldn't be able to cum. I used to live by myself but now I have to rely on my parents to change my diaper every few hours or even to help me go to a diferent room. They're gone right now and there's piss in my diaper so I'll be sitting in my own fucking waste for however long it takes for them to get back. I'd do anything just for the chance to use the goddamn toilet again. Don't ever take your life for granted, /b/.
>>723301419
Shouldnt of kicked my side mirrors off for parking out the front of your house. You wete asked to stop and continued. This is my fucking justice you fucking crip. Now fucking finish yourself off and leave ny daewoo matiz in peace! Unless you dont live on queensway drive, then ignore this and keep your chin up. Xx

>cant work out
Bullshit you lazy self-pitying sack of worthless shit.

Your arms work right? There's plenty you could be doing for exercise, but you're not. You're wallowing in your self pity and your laziness.

There's a parapalegic that rocks the weights at my gym and nobody gives him shit for it. Dude's a fucking beast when it comes to weighted dips. And that dude is my brother.

If you dont want to lift weights then theres fucking cardio, plenty of parapalegics compete competatively in that too. But no, you'd rather wallow in your pity party.

You don't want help you want more. Pity, well you're not getting it from me.

As to the sex thing, you have an incredibly narrow cock centric approach to sex, and its doubtful if your dick DID still work that you'd be able to please a woman in the first place

>>723302449
Why dnt u get buff like joe from family guy? Too much nerve damage?

bait

>>723302285
I can't bend down far enough to reach my feet which makes putting diapers on/off impossible. I can still shave and shit but I can't shower by myself and I'm so god damned depressed that I can't find the will to do the actual shaving

>>723302694
Theres diapers that have split sides you fucking putz, then you dont need to reach down to your feet

>>723302694
Pull your knee up and there you go, here is a video for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFgFQYTbPzM

>>723302798
and just how the fuck am I supposed to lift up my waist high enough to slide the new one under?

>>723302449

>2years ago
>21 at the time
>24 now

Fake

>>723302937
Already answerer
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>>723302828
>>723302798
>Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)17:52:01 No.723302
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>>723302656
bait

How's your face look? If not completely hideous you maybe be able to find some codependent homosexual to take care of you. A lot of them are like that and completely fucked in the head. I mean it would be better than your parents changing your diaper. Plan B, just score heroin and overdose to kys.

>>723301419

Dude if that really happened to you you should be sitting on a couple million from that lawsuit. Just hire a hot live-in caretaker to do shit for you and spend the rest on body pillows or nazi memorabilia or some shit.

>>723301419
Take the time you have for studying. Make money. As soon as you are rich and intelligent your life is wonderful. Also get some drugs and enjoy them. Maybe say you have chronic pain and get some opiates or other shit.

>>723302947
>March birthday
>It wasn't 2 years ago to the dayy

>>723302993
If you don't think I've already tried everything you're dumber than I thought. I've ended up smearing my own shit all across the room multiple times, we've discussed and as much as I hate it it's better this way.

>>723302937
This is the exact attitude that shows you aren't even trying

>>723302388
(Not op) but god can suck my cock. He never did anything but bring misery upon his fkn world. If he even exists, which i doubt

>>723302388
Are you gay or what? Stop that religiousfags, you sound ridicioulous

>>723303253
She died in the accident. I get disability but it's not that much.

>>723302937
Its interesting you deflect with "but muh cripple!!!" Instead of "how does your brother handle it?"

For his diapers he splits the sides.
Scoots back in the chair as far as possible
Then he tucks the back portion underneath himself.
He lifts himself up with his arms and scoots forwards.
Grabs one side from behind and leans to the opposite side hoisting himself up a little.
Then he switches sides

He does his pants exactly like in the video the other anon posted

>>723303464
>She died in the accident.

So what, all her money burned up in the crash with her? She had no possessions? Driving illegally without insurance?

Or maybe you just made this whole story up?

>>723303398
Thats what the ants said to the evil child

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>>723301419

I smell bullshit OP.

A: all you did was talk about your fucking diaper. Only diaper fetishsts in denial make up these kind of stories.

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>>723302613
>cock centric

>>723303616
Dude. I know your going through hell right now.

My brother did too. I found him in a drugged stupor. He was in a coma for four days from an intentional overdose.

I get it. Your life is fucking hard. The shit I see my brother go through to do the most basic stuff boggles my mind.

The fact is that being a cripple is bad enough, but a weak, overweight cripple is even worse. The weaker and fatter you are the less independant you are.

The stronger you are, the more independance you have.

I suggest you find local support groups with others in your situation. They can help you figure out the independance thing.

Also look for a gym with an instructor that specialices in parapalegics if possible. If not, then get on youtube and the web and work with an instructor regardless.

Trust me man, you can do this. My brother has been a parapalegic for 8 years now. He went from being fully dependant on assistance and nurses to living on his own with a hottie husbando, a biological son, another son from his husband. They have a beautiful home and im insanely jealous of him.

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Timestamp some scars

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>>723304548
>brother
>husband

>>723304852
My brother is literally a parapalegic faggot, while OP just pretends to be.

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>>723304548

Kek. Of course homosexual. A woman would never stand by a man through all of that.

>>723305188
No. No they wouldn't actually.

I have no delusions that if I were crippled tomorrow identically to my brother my wife would file for divorce when the social damage for doing so could be mitigated by her contrived 'marrital issues'

>>723301419

OP, I'm sorry that happened to you. There's no way you deserved such a fate.

I would take some advice from the anons in this thread and try to get in as best shape as you possibly can. It will be easier to take care of a body that is not so heavy. You can get buff on the upper body if you really try.

As for the anons who are being negative - just ignore them.

You're still alive. You can still do something with your life. Don't give up on yourself.

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>>723301419
For the first time in a long time I won't call OP a nigger.

You're a true /b/ro

feelsverybadman

>>723302613
>cock centric approach to sex
Is this some new feminist bullshit I haven't heard about yet? Can you have a mouth centric approach to food? Maybe we should think differently about the way we eat.

>>723305430
The government incentivizes it, too. She'll get a wad of the insurance cash and disability payments. Why NOT divorce a man who goes through so much misfortune?

>>723305017
So paid some women to have children for them?

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>>723304605
K I am same fagging this post. Timestamp some fuckin scars op.

At least you can skip the lines at amusement parks so that's a plus