Stuck this up my ass today. Ask me anything. Also general

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>>723296904
would you stick this up your ass?

>>723297094

After today, no. It was a lousy experience.

I need a dildo under 10 dollars from amazon under 10 dollars cause I wanna buy some girly panties and socks

>>723296904
Do you like Russian games.

https://youtu.be/8PbZt-o4iyk

>>723297340
youre gonna get what you pay for

>>723297340
Got a kik?

>>723297340
try aliexpress, you can get a Vibrator, girly panties, socks and still spend less than 10$

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>>723296904
Do you think Brexit will result in all the major financial institutions in the city of London relocating to mainland Europe?

>>723297165
You're doing something wrong

>>723297586
Right but I got a amazon gift card

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>>723296904
I had sex with the handicap bathroom safety rail today, how does that make you feel?

>>723297443
No but I gotta sc

>>723297619
I was literally reading an article about that before going to r9k

>>723296904
That's alot of pixels...

>>723297653

I'm a big guy and the plug in the OP pic is only 4 inches long. Maybe I need longer? Bought it for prostate stimulation but if it's too short to reach...

>>723297712
Funny tbh cause i try to imagine all the accumulated germs and nanobacteries that lodged themselves on your tiny peepee of yours

-pewp. :3

>>723297712

Curious. That sounds like quite an accomplishment.

>>723297888
If you mean youre fat that doesnt mean your g spot goes higher up your pelvis

>>723296904
Wait until march and buy a Switch instead. Besides, that doesn't come with the nunchuk so its basically shit

>>723296904
How did it feel?

>>723297978

Fat as I am, was still able to get it in me up to the hilt. Just wasn't hitting it.

>>723298334

Weird. Wasn't hitting my g spot so it just felt plain awkward.

>>723298334
Not him but I do it like 3-4 times a week. You dont need to touch your dick. You get super diamonds mode automatically like you've never had before. You start twitching and spasaming just lying there. If you play with it it will be like you see stars. Like you were punched in the face but in a great way. Then you pressure wash the ceiling. It's like a good pressure feeling. Highly recommended. If you play and fap? You havent came before until you do these

>>723297901
>>723297965
well I was in there and saw the rail and thought, "I bet I could fuck that thing." and so I made myself get hard and then slid my penis behind it against the smooth cold wall and the bar and just started thrusting away. It felt a lot better than I imagined it would so I got harder which make it ever cooler cause the fit got way tighter. It was kinda hard to angle myself right but I find a decent position and went at it for a while. Once I felt like I was about to cum I pulled and started wiping my dick all over the rail until I decided to cum into the toilet to not make a mess. Afterwards I used hand sanitizer on my cock, which also felt surprisingly good as it was really smooth and had a bit of a tingle to it. All in all it was pretty cool, I recommend trying it next time you get a chance, though like the anon said, be aware of germs and carry hand sanitizer in there like I did.

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>>723298495
Which one of these two is lying? You're not supposed to feel right away. Try looking around for it. But if it's in all the way you will automatically grow and cum around it. Then learn later how to get better at it

>>723298542
>worst troll of the day

Anal stimulation is great. I like to stick a glue stick up my ass when I'm stroking my tiny cock. I try to time it to where it pops out of my butt when I nut

>>723298644

I got it in completely, but it wouldn't get hard, or stay hard when I did get hard.

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>>723298795
maybe I didn't explain it well enough, here's a rough diagram of what I did.

>>723299262
That's impossible. That is against all laws of physics