How to I kill the family dog without getting caught and

Fill meatballs with large doses of some pills you have lying around. Google for what works best.

>>723288318
But I want to humanely kill it

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>>723288401
Kill your self fagget

>>723287963
>get 2 guns
>Shoot dog with 1 gun
>put a couple rounds in the wall with 2nd gun
>put 2nd gun and some drugs on dog
>claim dog shot first and you were just defending yourself

Throw off of cliff

>>723287963
I would also like to know this. Still living with parents and our hound never stops barking at everything and biting the shit out of anyone who tries to do anything he doesn't like.

>>723288827
top fucking kek

>>723287963
I need to ask about the neighbor's dog. They got some awful "vocal" dog that whines or barks very loudly whenever it's awake.

>>723287963
take it out in the forest, bash its head in and throw it deep in the forest, say it ran away

>>723289052
The reasons I want to kill my dog are because he shits and pisses on the floor even though I let him out, he goes through our garbage, and he somehow gets into the fridge and eats all the food.

>>723287963
>ITT Angry teens and edgy betas

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>>723289524
Thats the reason?
Wow.

Train the dog or convince ur family to give the dog away.
Its not the dogs fault, ur just to dumb to deal with him like a dog owner would do

Let it fuck your ass over and over and die through pleasure. You can do it water boi

>>723289451
Not bad, but I want something a bit more humane. I fucking hate the dog but I don't want it to suffer. I just want it to be gone

>>723289524
Bruh thats what dogs usually do when the trainer dont teach em

Ur one lazy motherfucker nigger

leave doggo alone ;_;

>>723290097
What about just give doggo away instead just fckin kill him

>>723290032
What else am I supposed to do. I tried to train it. I've tried getting him to stop the shit he does. He's already 5 years old and he still does the same shit. I can't give him away either

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>>723289524
>Too lazy to train the dog

potassium cyanide, son. quick and easy.

FUCKING TRUCK THE SON OF A BITCH

If your dog doesn't act right they only one at fault is yourself. You have to train the dog. If you can't handle that then give it away to a shelter, so someone who's not a piece of shit can train it unlike yourself

>>723290381
Then get proffesionell help by doggo trainer

Just kill him is the lazy way out

Ask Hitler

put a shitload of salt in all his food/water

>>723290421
>>723290260

I don't think you understand the fact that I've tried to train him. I tried. He just doesn't listen

Isn't chocolate bad for dogs? Feed him chocolate!

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>>723290564
You just won +20 internet

>>723290429
What are you Richard Kuklinski

>>723290648
Then you failed because you are lazy or stupid. Why not just move out, you useless sack of shit?

Just run it over with your car faggot

>>723290648
Then try again, dogs don't always get it right the first time, bro.

>>723290097
>not this
>no not that
>more humane pls
kys faggot, you finally figured out you actually love the shit box, so go stick your dick in it

>>723290841
Why the fuck would I move out. It's my house

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>>723290648
No.
You arent doin it right, all doggos can be trained, its just about how you do.
Saying "i tried" is "ive failed cause im a dumbass"

And kill a fucking innocent dog because he isnt teached right ist just cringe over 9000.
Just wow.

Its like dump your whole computer because your BIOS is not working.

>>723290778
no i just read books and read they used potassium cyanide pills AKA suicide pills in WW2.

>>723290648
How about you give it to a shelter where they'll actually care about it and train it properly, you fucking piece of trash. Why does the dog have to die because you're a shitty owner

>>723290648
>dog poo's in house
>yells at dog in english
>i tried training

Go on YouTube and search for different training methods. Also what kind of dog are we talking about ?

>>723289524
>purchased pet
>never trained it
>want to kill it

Imagine if op has a kid some day. Jesus christ.

>>723291082
>Blausäure

>>723289524
>gets into the fridge and eats all the food

That is fucking hilarious OP

Okay how do we kill op, hes pissing and shitposting everywhere
>cant give him away

>>723290841
>>723291050

>dog takes OPs house from him

Eventually OP is going to get cucked by dog

>>723291050
It's your parents house. You are too autistic to have a real job so you live at home. A parasite. Your family hates you, and they like the dog more than you. You should kill yourself, everyone will be happier.

>>723291249
Bullet to the brain.

>>723291082
>use rare and hard to get chemical to kill animal you live with

OP, just find a new home for it ffs.

I bet OP's mom is gonna do the same thing when she realized she fucked up, and that's why he's the way he is today

>gets kid
>tries to train it to be good
>turns into a shitposting megafag who thinks killing animals is fun and games
>"welp, time to dispose of it"

>>723288649
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>>723291203

80% are saying ur just an autistic fagit op.

Train the dog or give it away.

Whack it with a shovel until it stops twitching, can't deny it's be fun. Though to be discrete, try either poisoning its food, take it for a walk to a forest stick a muzzle on it and tie it to a tree and walk away. You can do a lot really so long as it's wearing a muzzle, that way it can't cry out in pain and alert anyone nearby.

Alright, since people don't want me to kill it, how can I give it away quickly?

>>723291460
>dog fucks wife
>wife leaves with dog
>OP loses custody of kids
>dog becomes legal guardian

>>723291600
Drive to nearest animal shelter
Give them doggo

Problem solved

>>723291600
Show picture of doggo, what does it look like?

>>723287963>>723287963
>hit dog hed with hammar
>film it
>sell vidoe
< ...
>profist ?

>>723290648
How have you been training him? By the looks of you I could imagine your training to consist of yelling at him to stop and explaining to him why he should not do this. This will not work because doggos do not speak human.

Get a professional to train him or take a course on it yourself if you can bring yourself to that level of commitment towards your dog.
Then proceed to pass along the message to all your non-dog owner friends to not get one unless they know how to raise an animal, unlike you.

And I suppose, finally, would be the mandatory KYS FAGGOT