Waifu claiming thread.
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>>723275824
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Ding dong the witch is dead.
I dont get why people hate on dogfucker.
heyo
>>723282047
Muh moral superiority
Claim
What happened?
Claimed
>>723282047
Me neither.
>>723281934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyJe3U7I6u4
>>723282047
Hate is too strong as a word but he is difficult to reason with at times, kinkshames when he keeps bragging about fucking dogs and fails the general thread etiquette by posting thumbnails etc.
>>723282296
404. Because nobody fucking talks.
>>723282151
Its the same argument as allowing secular gay union. If it doesnt effect your life every day then why the hell should you care?
>>723282413
edgy faggot who thinks being distant is cool
>>723282047
I don't hate him because he fucks dogs, i hate him because he thinks he knows everything about these threads (when he really doesn't know anything), and he thinks he's better than everyone else because of it
>>723282441
He does all that, yet brings discussion, conversation, debates and advice. More than the thread purists (Sachi, Konata, looking at you) ever did or do.
https://youtu.be/KCxu254yg2U
>>723282617
Who even are you? Do you even have a waifu?
>>723282047
He's nice but a bit weird
Still like his way of view, it's refreshing different
Claiming best girl
claimed
>>723282696
Does it really matter? Who i am or whether i have a waifu or not is irrelevant to what i said
>>723282708
How many pics do you suck dick?
>>723282047
Because he literally posts dog porn at times. that no one wants to see, or when he's obnoxious about his "hobby", or when he's like:"Daytime people always RP xddd" , when it's not really true at all.
For the rest, he can do whatever he wants, but when he acts retarded he can't expect people to like him.
Sexist man on the bored, sexist meme in the interwebs data bases, sexist cock 2<4*61+6{56/7}4
>>723282860
Given the state of the thread when he first started coming, he was pretty bang on as to the purpose of it. Him being superior is his mindset, Im sure hes an arrogant prick out of thread too. With some people its how they are. Easier to learn to work around that shit.
>>723282908
Him acting like a retard cant be helped. But have people thought about just asking him nicely to stop posting the dog porn? The angry responses are the reactions hes after.
>>723282884
42
>>723283381
And when you simply ignore his dog fetish he isn't even posting dog porn.
It's like people want to see the dog porn :^)
>>723283381
We've asked nicely, rudely and down right ignored it. Still comes and he always brings up fucking dogs
Guess who's back faggots
filing your nails feels great
>>723283381
But isn't 4Chan already filled of that stuff anyways? I mean, on a daily basis i'm pretty sure you all stumble in waaay worse stuff than that to get on this thread, you could ask him to stop i guess, he seems reasonable enough...probably.
>>723283381
>But have people thought about just asking him nicely to stop posting the dog porn?
I've seen people before asking him to not post it, doesn't seem like it helped.
>>723283796
I just go straight to /waifu/, i never go on the rest of /b/ or anything
What's all this about dog porn? I haven't been on for a bit
>>723282047
Whenever I read his posts, he's always talking about (his) fucking dogs... and he posts dog porn.
>>723283707
I filed my thumbnail down with a piece of wire until it hurt when I touched it
>>723283802
>>723283692
Oh...alright, just ignore him then, i think he's like these vegan people who can't stop telling someone about being vegan for more than 5 minutes.
>>723284097
why?
my nail clippers have a small file on them
>>723283967
>on /b/
>gets buttmad over gore, bestiality, furries, etc
>but he's on /b/
to be fair it's your own damn fault, what the fuck did you expect?!
>>723284195
I do ignore him. Filter actually, it's been a process getting all the file names
>>723284281
What
I didn't say anything about those
>>723284281
Sure, but why would there be dog porn in a waifu thread .-.
>>723284276
I was bored
The nail is so thin you can see it get higher where the new part grows.
This is a league porn thread now
>>723284398
So you actually enjoy the rest?
>>723284371
Yeah but doesn't he technically post OC as well? So he could just take another picture of him having sex with his pets and post it, that way your filter wouldn't work, geez i surely missed a lot of stuff since last time.
>>723284581
Fuck off
>>723284650
I don't see the rest, that was the point of my reply
I never go on the rest of /b/, only /waifu/
>>723284660
Are you sure you dont want some of my soraka collection?
Did he post actual dog porn, or just his waifu?
not that I mind either :L
>>723284454
send pic
>>723284195
Ultimate conundrum -a vegan crossfitter. What do they talk about first?
>>723284053
And everyone reacts more violently to the dogfucking. So he posts more. See a pattern?
>>723284759
>no oversexualised content
Bruh
>>723284371
Can you post them?
>>723284759
love me some tofuubear pictures
>>723284865
Fiiiiiine
>>723282441
>This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment (Japan) Inc.. It is not available in your country.
Aw.
>>723285036
Thanks! ^-^
>>723284834
Even if no one reacted to it, he'd probably post more just to get a reaction. There's no winning.
>>723284775
nah
>>723285036
eht numah?
>>723284865
Changed your mind?
>>723257671
>>723257449
>>723256133
>>723282696
Great song, I'm yet to see him sparking /waifu/ related conversation other than "your waifu is a child and you are a pedophile" but hey I guess that's better than memespouting 24/7.
>>723285281
It's eht namuh.
>>723285410
I noticed right after I posted, but It's from that website isn't it?
>>723285410
...I'm allowed shushyourface
>>723282696
what did I do?
I talk to people like every day -_-
>>723284834
That sounds so much like the most arrogant person on our planet, they'd talk about how they were exercising with one hand, and with the free one beat Dark Souks, blindfolded, while having sex with your mother, and bragging about how she chose him because of his vegan body, also he would look like Gaston from that Disney movie lol.
>>723284758
Wait, if you don't like the rest then why using specifically 4Chan to join a,waifu community?
>>723285579
When did i say i didn't like them?
Because my friends are here, i don't know any other waifu community and i have nothing better to do
>>723285196
Hi
>>723285747
how are you doing ay? :o
>>723285534
I mean, everyone is allowed, we are conformed to the rules of the board and not of the thread.
You're still ruining what could be great self-moderation on behalf of your cuck fetish.
>>723285501
Yea it is, reverse searching the image will bring it up.
>>723285817
I'm okay, was down before
>>723285887
>on behalf of your cuck fetish.
>>723286019
what got you down? :(
what got you up? :o
>>723285887
Hey, I haven't done anything in this thread calm down. Nothing wrong with a good pair of tits anyway
...cuck fetish?
>>723286060
Not worth mentioning, star wars jedi knight, movie battles mod is pretty fun
>>723286260
I'm glad you're better now :o
never seen star wars so idk
>>723286430
>Never seen Star Wars so idk
Son...
>>723285746
Fair enough.
>>723249928 (Chara's Louise)
Lol what five grasses? I don't understand~
>>723249983 (Rias~)
I know this may be a hassle but can I see the teapot? How much did you pay?
>>723250106 (Rory-sama)
Kek that sounds tasty~ Do you always make an effort to eat the best food you can?
>>723250107 (Kuroki-kun)
For Honor? You seem to like that game. Do you play that on the laptop you told me about?
>> 723250250 (Louise's Chara)
Why white? White is such a bland color~ Paint it pink!
>>723286586
I'm not a nerd :o
>>723286430
>he has never seen star wars
How are you alive?
>>723286586
Ok
Who's your waifu btw?
>>723286673
I'm not dead nor am I a nerd :o
>>723286609
almost perfect
Can I at least claim soraka as my waifu?
>>723286609
Louise isn't awake yet Shielder~
Ah... because I can paint over white. And while I think pink is a beautiful color I don't think it would represent me and make me calm down.
How are you Shielder?
>>723286646
That's exactly what a nerd would say though!
>>723286765
It's Remilia Scarlet...please don't tell me you don't know about Touhou.
>>723286957
go for it
she's pretty cool champ
>>723287032
are you calling me a liar? :o
>>723286957
Ew no
>>723287032
I don't
What's that?
>>723286609
It's nothing fancy but it has meaning to it. My gf got it me the other day as a sort of birthday present. It's this really nice shade of brown with some cream accents. It's like a dark brown marble, can't see it very well on camera because of reflections but I love it. Not sure how much she payed.
>>723286609
I ended up not talking to her. End of the period I made eye contact with her for like three seconds.
>for fucks sake I can't smile
>>723286912
>almost perfect
Only ~36k posts late.
>>723286957
Of course
Nice gif too
>>723286609
Probably the best pic I can get
>>723287393
Is there a genie living inside?
>>723287572
Well I just rubbed it and nothing happened, no endless wealth and royalties for me!
>>723286957
is she a dog? if she's a dog then you can't claim her~
>>723286974
if i had my way i would paint my bedroom black
walls: black
floor: black
ceiling: black
the absence of color makes me feel happy for some reason...
also i'm very dizzy and i don't know what to do......
>>723287160
wait a second you can't have a waifu and a gf on the side, you have choose!
>>723287161
Let me tell me you something. There was girl I liked and I kept hesitating when talking to her and a week later she started the guy that bullied me all through high school. don't be like me
>>723287225
kek
>>723287393
whoa that's really pretty~
>>723287727
I don't like saying waifu, no disrespect. I think it's more of a weird celebrity crush kinda deal, we all have them. I just like these threads cus you dudes are nice and it's fun
>>723287692
Think you should get a refund..
>>723287727
Here's the thing
She's seemingly a loner, and doesn't seem to want to be bothered. I at least want to know her opinion on being friends.
>>723287727
Black everywhere is a good way to create or reinforce existing depression shielder, I don't think that's a good thing.
Dizzy... How much did you eat and drink today?
>>723287124
Geez you must live into another universe, first of, never refer to it as an anime, i mean, there are some animations that have been done but they're all fanmade, i swear people who like it will skin you if you refer to it as an anime, so Touhou is a collection of games that are mainly all bullet hell, there are something like...30 or more games so far but all have been released on Japan exclusively, almost all the characters in the Touhou universe are girls, like, there is only one male character i can think of and 300+ female characters, so actually people know about it more for the hentai that have been made than actually from the games themselves, and that's it, every game has a different story and usually they're not that long or connected between themselves, so you could play the first or the last one and and nothing would change, for starters i'd advise Imperishable Night since it's super easy, if you want to rage play Embodiment of The Scarlet Devil instead, which is also my favorite.
>>723287096
Yes, you are lying to yourself, embrace the inner nerd you have into your soul!
>>723287911
You cheated on your gf with a celebrity crush then!
>>723288016
If she's goth then she wants the attention, don't be afraid to talk to her! Talk to her! Make sure your breathe is minty fresh! Do you hangout with a bunch of friends? Call her over to sit at your table. That's what I did with the new kid at school.
>>723288034
ahhhh i just ate too much meat and meow im dizzy!
i...i didn't know black would make me sad... i don't feel sad at all though...
>>723288379
Well her husbando is 2D from Gorillaz so I guess we're on equal grounds... And she's way more obsessed than me
>>723288379
Dark colors make the room look smaller and don't reflect light that well.
>>723288320
You write a lot.
A lot of nonsense.
>>723288695
WOAH savage
>>723288662
I think dark walls can be pulled off really nicely, some wood grain furniture and one accent colour works really well with very dark grey walls ;)
>>723287727
But black is a colour! Actually you'd have to paint it all white since that actually is not a colour, every colour can be made by mixing together different colours, to make black you simply have to make a mess and mix together all the colours, but you can't make white, that's why it shouldn't be called a colour imo, that's up to debate though, so i accept your opinion regarding it.
>>723288643
She's no good for you then. Leave her
(and get with me)
>>723288662
I'm tired of seeing white! I see white snow 10 months out of the year!
>>723288379
That's good when you don't feel sad. But yeah, Black has the effect to make you not only more prone to being sad but actually depressed.
Red for example is a good colour if you want to be aggressive. It makes you easier to aggravate and easier to anger
>>723288923
>Red for example is a good colour if you want to be aggressive.
IT ALSO MAKES YOU GO FASTAH!
>>723289008
This is why you should have gotten a red Miata.
>>723288818
>I see white snow 10 months out of the year!
..Now I'm jealous..
>>723289008
Kek
>>723288923
Woah that explains a lot about Rias ;O;
>>723288818
Nah, her tits are better than yours~
>>723288320
Ok, thanks for explaining it
>>723288695
Meanie, i'm pretty sure i know someone that posts with that picture :/
>>723289091
NOT A MIATA! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm sorry, but I have lay down, I'm so dizzy, I love you all, bye <3
>>723288816
The color white in paint (oil and acrylic) is the absence of color, but the color white in a light spectrum is actually many colors combined. So both can be correct, but in different mediums.
>>723288923
I'm going to paint my walls red with BLOOD
No, I'm kidding :p
I could use a little more passion in my life, thank you for telling me~
>>723289099
No, it's terrible! And cold, and very bright!
>>723289109
No one has better tits than me.
good morning
>>723289689
But snow and cold are fun.
>>723289819
Good evening
>>723289819
0:22. Yeah that counts as morning. Morning.
>>723289625
Nah, if it was then it'd actually be a nice car.
>>723289819
Evening! How'd you sleep?
>>723289689
You sure about that? ;)
>>723289860
I'm gonna butt in and guess that snow and cold for 10/12 months per year is probably pretty shit
>>723289819
Good evening!
>>723289008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgmyVTVc-Yc
DEJA VU
>>723289109
Red Haired characters in anime are usually very... fierce, dominant and passionate
>>723289689
You're welcome! Just don't go overboard with it
>>723290062
morning err... evening
>>723289819
>>>/bed/
>>723290062
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! At least I don't have, no wait, sorry, WANT a cuck car!
>>723290211
Evening! How are you?
>>723290213
At least I didn't buy an RWD that I can't even drift.
>>723290073
I like the cold and snow, but only if the snow sticks and doesn't melt right away. Shit is when it gets warmer and everything is wet and icy.
>>723289894
How are you?
>>723290012
shhh, morning is when i wake up
>>723290062
Poorly!
But I'ma wake now.
>>723290180
Hello!
>>723290213
I just woke up!
More importantly, WHY are you up!
>>723289689
You're actually right too, it depends on if you're talking about it as a part of the spectrum or as pait, i took the easiest of the two so i'd say you're probably the winner u.u don't use your blood to paint them though, we still want to see you posting here all in one piece!
>>723290417
Going to grind dark souls again today? Or any other fun plans?
>>723290417
Why poorly?
>More importantly, WHY are you up!
Because someone decided to mess up her sleep schedule by staying up late.
>>723290211
YES, they are.... very dominant~
..huh?
>>723290380
Yeah ik what you mean. I'm in the UK atm and almost always when it snows it just turns to icy slush
>>723289819
>>723290417
Good
>>723290560
Well that was cheeky, even by my standards
>>723290520
I leave for class in thirty minutes, then a friend comes over after class.
Otherwise, yeah, I'd need those last five grasses.
>>723290529
I dunno, I just didn't sleep well.
Please bully her for me
>>723290582
Good is good. Fun plans for the day?
>>723290211
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487493866340.webm
>>723290326
IT CAN DRIFT IF IT'S WET OUT OR I GAS IT!
>>723290417
I woke up at 6 AM....
>Kill me pls
>>723290529
>Because someone decided to mess up her sleep schedule by staying up late.
YOUR FAULT!
>>723290737
I can't bully her, I really can't...
>>723290417
Yeah, it's a very, very early morning.
>>723290556
Not really a fan of hot weather, so cold is the best.
>>723290788
Yeah, but that's just cheating.
Your fault too!
>>723290737
Sounds fun, I hope you'll get those last items soon
>>723290788
That's when I went to bed ya dingus!! You're gonna be super worn out.
>>723290796
I believe in you!
>>723290927
It is PM here!
>>723290990
Me too..Then I can move on to better things! Like making it to NG+7!
>>723290326
Great actually~ thank you! And you?
>>723290417
Good morning dear
>>723290556
what do you mean "huh"? I never watched Highschool DxD
>>723290788
hue, we have a mountain that has a similar street. Sadly many people drive there so you can't savely dorifto
>>723290417
Good Evening
>>723290958
Nuh uh!
Nou!
>>723291042
I'LL SURVIVE SOMEHOW!
>>723291043
We have canyons around here, very few people are on it at night.
>>723290737
Idk, whatever my friend wants to do
I'm watching anime with him right now so that's fun
>>723290927
I lived in Greece before I moved to the UK, was really hot there and couldn't fucking stand it. The cold is a bit better cus it's more manageable but it's still pretty shit sometimes
>>723291043
Rias has like 8 slaves so I'd say she's pretty dominant
>>723291043
Morning!
>safely dorifto
I don't think Mako is very worried about safety
First time I was in their car it stalled out around corners
>>723291070
How are you? Play any more DS3?
>>723291327
I feel like I should message you right before I go to bed before your shift is over just to REEE at you
or possibly getcha number so I can wake you up when you inevitably crash and burn and fall asleep in your chair
>>723291329
Well, that sounds enjoyable.
Whatcha watching?
>>723288379
I guess I'll invite her to the place where's there's more kids which are kinda... Edgy? A lot of them have done drugs or some shit idk
I'll try the next day after tomorrow
>>723291487
Nichijou
>>723291042
No, I mean I can't because she did it to stay up talking to me.
>>723291043
I'm really really good! Though I finally got around to starting to read that manga you recommended. It made me feel things, and then I stopped.
>>723291327
If you can't drift whenever you want to then you can't drift.
I'll be honest we were both super tired and staying awake because we were enjoying each other's company too much.
>>723291487
>stalled out around corners
I HAVE FIXED THAT PROBLEM 100%!
Pls, I'll be fiiiiiiiiiiine!
>>723291710
At least I can drift!
Not gunna lie, I'd do it again without a second thought.
>>723291327
>at night
that's dangerous!
>>723291434
Ayy, I suppose so too!
>>723291487
now I understand why Mako has so many car accidents :^)
>>723291710
Yeah, it does that... if you want the happy go lucky and fun version, try Boku Girl
>>723291042
Here too. I think. Can never get 12PM and 12AM right..
>>723291534
Do what I suggested!
>>723291885
I'm not saying what you recommended.
>>723291845
I think we just established that you can't really.
Not gonna lie, I'm doing it a little right now but I'm fine with it.
>>723291878
Honestly, I'm wondering if I care for that kind of thing any more. I used to look for something to relate to, now I'm finding that I don't need to relate to anything.
>>723291878
IF YOU ARE NOT HONORBRU ENOUGH TO FACE ME IN THE CANYONS AT NIGHT, YOU ARE TOO CHICKEN TO HAVE GOOD CAH!
>>723292351
I can under certain conditions! You can't at all!
Sleeeeeeeeeep!
heading to class now, bye!
>>723291690
Any good?
>>723291710
Well, that is a good reason, at least..
>>723291845
If youuu say so~
(X)
I will remember this
>>723291878
it's almost like they're reckless..
>>723291885
Well, as long as you know if you got any obligations.
>>723292351
Well, maybe it changes during transition. But right now it still feels like it may be nothing more than a ruse from my brain. Maybe I'm just overthinking or talking it into me.
So... when I find something to relate to... it's like a piece of proof
>>723292548
>doesn't even have a driving license
...I can go hiking with you
>>723292648
I think she is!
>>723292648
Yes
Bye, have fun :o
>>723292548
I can under certain conditions too. DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
Like you're actually going to complain about me being around to talk to you more.
>>723292648
Yeah, it's why I didn't really yell at her at the time. As selfish as it was, I was enjoying it too much.
>>723292748
Yeah, I did it a lot back when I was in your position. You explained it a lot more eloquently than when I tried to, though.
I'm out now dudes, time for a sleep. Have some underboob for good fortune~
>>723289689
Still keeping the mask on? You're a sociopath and you'll get exposed very soon.
>>723292648
Well, we use 24h system and I know AM is morning, but is 12am noon or midnight?
>>723291487
Yes I'm slowly making progress
>>723291534
That window is closing for you fast, if you don't hurry up you're going to find me suck BBC later.
>>723292648
I've tested it extensively! We're good!
>>723292748
RIP!
>>723292899
YA, CONDITION BEING GETTING A BETTER CAR!
I'm not, but still!
>CAPTCHA IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING, BUT THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME!
>>723292977
bye slut
>>723293237
No, I just need to get a couple of those crates or whatever they were...
I feel like captcha is wrong.
>>723292899
Maybe I'm making it too big of a deal. Dunno
>>723293237
REDUCE SPEED NOW! SLOW DOWN!
https://youtu.be/--glBTpWRtw
>>723293237
At least I have my bike working properly :^)
PEK is mai waifu
>>723293362
That is still not drifting!
>>723293439
I don't understand, those words do not compute!
>>723293572
MY CAR IS WORKING JUST FINE YOU AUSTRALIAN CUNTNUGGET!
>>723293439
No, because I know exactly how you feel. It's how I used to feel. I just don't any more, it faded over time I guess. As I said, I don't feel the need to relate to things any more.
>>723293637
IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH
>>723293454
>10 minute video
You expect people to sit here for ten whole minutes listening to bad music?
>>723293191
You never know
>>723293637
No-bike Mako!
>>723293902
Nigger just say hi! Lmao!
I'm female and I hate making the first move.
>>723293637
STEP OF THE GAS! FEET ON THE BRAKE!
>>723293763
Well then... I'll take that as proof too
I still think I'm making this too big of an issue
>>723293896
I'm not posting it for the ones not bothering to listen to it.
>>723293763
NUH UH! FAKE DRIFTER NYAH NYAH!
>>723293914
No u!
>>723294209
BUT THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF GO FAST!
hello everyone
>>723294233
who is that girl you're posting?
>>723294315
BUT YOU STILL NEED TO STEP OF THE GAS FOR SIKO DORIFTO
>>723294322
Hello there
What a smug dog pic