Guys be careful what you stick into your asshole >be me >ocasionally

that's ok, I don't stick stuff up my butt.

>>723275142
/thread

>>723274984
That's what you get for being a faggot

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>>723274984
>about 2 cm's wide and 4 inches

>>723274984
>2017
>not having a 7 inch dildo for anal insertion

Enjoy having feces entering your bloodstream and fucking your shit up

>>723274984
let me fuck you x <3

>>723275430
feces in your blood stream fuck nothing up lol

>>723275480
1. Get a tapeworm
2. Tapeworm shits eggs around your anus
3. Eggs get in bloodstream
4. Get rekt

>>723274984
>>tell her i scratched it with my finger wiping

protip, if your mom is a nurse i'm 100% sure she already removed some foreign object from someone's arse as it's a common occurrence in emergencies, so next time you look her in the eye, search for that "dead inside" part when she realized her son is a potential butt pirate.

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>>723275142
>>723275229
>>723275292

Not enjoying the pleasures of anal stimulation. Just don't stick anything up your asshole that's not made for it.

>>723275480
>what is sepsis

>>723275577
Is not being a fag actually that strange? Well maybe it is, it's 2017 after all

i bought a dildo and lube. i am too greedy though and just use my spit.

>>723274984
>tl;dr: op self caused an anal fissure.
Hellish, isn't it?

>>723274984
You don't need a DEGREE to use your brain! There are THINGS designed to put into your ass. Enjoy the pain! You'll learn...

Well shit happens eh?

that sounds rather annoying, like a complete pain in the bum

>>723274984
No sympathy from this guy get rekt scrub that'll teach you not to be a faggot

>>723274984
Buy a $15 probe and continue to cum better because you lie and make 80 threads

>>723275353
Yeah, why use about? Can't OP at least be precise with the measurements

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Its okay i aint a faggot

good job op you got the attention you wanted

>>723276213
olive oil ain't expensive you dumb faggot.

>>723274984
right, when you are healed up, I'm sure you will have learned your lesson about not putting things up there that don't belong.

Now be a good little boy and get yourself a nice hard cock to pound your sorry little ass

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Thats why you buy a 8 inch dildo like a normal human being.

>>723278417
Oils are such a bitch to clean though

Oh yeah, something along the lines of this happened to me. Ended with a little blood in my stool.

Still love the anal though, haven't built up the courage to really them my girlfriend about it. bought a dildo and tried to have her fuck me with it but she was too intimated I think.