Alright kiddies sit your asses down, it's green text story time
>Be me
>Beta white male 16
>guy from my class has hearing problems, last few months has begun showing some autistic signs
>first sign was when he thought a ray of light was the Sun's sperm cause it looked wiggly in the biology book
>teacher was astonished with what she heard
>can tell him anything and he'll believe
>remember this time we told him Hitler was alive
>dude tells me he's afraid to sleep too late cause of demons and ghosts
>fast forward a few months 11th grade
>nigger friends tells him he's pregnant being a male
>said it was due to drugs/alcohol
>explains to him how males get pregnant
>dude buys it, gets afraid of being raped by a nigger
>a few days pass
>weekend
>was fucking around with my fake facebook account, cause nothing else to do
>really into Jojo's bizarre adventure so i called it Jojo Memes
>decide to fuck around with the kid
Pic related, it's our conversation edited for your better understanding
This shit becomes a wild ride from here. More?
>Be me
>Beta white male 16
thanks for telling us how your week at school is going, boy do i miss high school! miss making fun of the retards haha!! xD
>>723274719
>enjoy your underage b&
Fucking niggers
>>723274719
>Thinks classmate is autistic
>Screws with him like an autistic nigger
Part 2
>start telling him him the father
>fucked the nigger at the party
>used a face from rick astley as profile pic
>Says: You look fucking horrible
>out of nowhere
>ask him to help me find my child
>dude begins telling me men can't get pregnant
>cal bs on that, say he's racist and homofobic
>tells me hes going to kick my ass cause he knows kravmaga
>he's been doing kravmaga for month but looks scuffed af
>can't do more than 5 pushups
>tell him i'm 21, know karate and that I'm gonna break his face
>starts shit talking me
>somehow thinks he's some kind of all powerful being
>tells me about kung fu fighting pandas that will hurt me
>allmywat.jpeg
>tell him i'm gonna call the cops
>starts to play my tune
>asks for forgiveness
>ask him if he's going to help me find my son
>does a full 360 and says im a lunatic and that if he sees me he'll fight me
>starts spamming shit
>decide it was a good idea to print a pic of his house, send it to him and say the cops are on the way
>it wasn't
I got 1 more part of this shit and some more of our conversation if you'd like
>>723275497
Continue
>kravmaga
>maga
>MAGA
Triggered
>>723275497
Post it.
TL;dr
Last part faggots, nothing that special but a nice change from all this shit
>kid only lives with his granpa and sis (i think) and granpa almost loses his head
>starts shit talking me again and says he'll get his friends to beat my ass
>shit dies down
>decide not to fuck around with him cause i might get caught
>weekend ends
>class talking about jojo memes
>no one knows who it was, (only me, nigger friend and bro)
>no one opens their mouths
>teacher tells all girls and autismo to get out of the classroom
>ohshitimdead.mp4
>starts talking about the shit that happened on fb
>getting realy nervous
>spaghetti already out of my pockets
>tells us that we should stop bullying the kid and asks for jojo to present itself
>iaintsayingshit.jpeg
>she gives up, raise my hand and say that i had bullied him in the past but i never thought i could fuck him mentally
>idgf about the kid but had to play it cool
>shit ends, no one told him lies since
>tfw it's been 2 months and no one had a clue it was me
>tfw the class became divided cause everyone thought the others were assholes
>tfw i fucked up the autismo and his household and got away with it
They never even bullied the kid since, it was probably the best solution for people to stop messing around with mr. autism