Alright kiddies sit your asses down, it's green text story

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Alright kiddies sit your asses down, it's green text story time
>Be me
>Beta white male 16
>guy from my class has hearing problems, last few months has begun showing some autistic signs
>first sign was when he thought a ray of light was the Sun's sperm cause it looked wiggly in the biology book
>teacher was astonished with what she heard
>can tell him anything and he'll believe
>remember this time we told him Hitler was alive
>dude tells me he's afraid to sleep too late cause of demons and ghosts
>fast forward a few months 11th grade
>nigger friends tells him he's pregnant being a male
>said it was due to drugs/alcohol
>explains to him how males get pregnant
>dude buys it, gets afraid of being raped by a nigger
>a few days pass
>weekend
>was fucking around with my fake facebook account, cause nothing else to do
>really into Jojo's bizarre adventure so i called it Jojo Memes
>decide to fuck around with the kid
Pic related, it's our conversation edited for your better understanding
This shit becomes a wild ride from here. More?