I haven't showered in about 3 months, now my whole body

But why?

fucking Adidas tracksuit, water is scare for slavs.

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Don't you smell like the shitbag you are?

>>723269186
Depression, social isolation

>>723269228
Only my balls stink. I don't smell myself, really.

>>723269193
Yes

But why does your big toe look so disgusting?

>>723269342
Ingrown toe nail, I would need surgery, but fuck that.

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>>723269131
put some pics up
whats your hair like?
or your junk?
or your fucking ass crack?

>>723269131
try bleach, it really gets the dirt off

>>723269280
probs used to your own shit stink

>>723269280
I get the whole depression isolation thing... but even I manage once a week when I get bad.
But 3 months? That's baaad.

>>723269131
Regular soap and rubbing would do. The hard dirt you're talking about looks like dry/dead skin to me. Some moisturizer would help.
You're welcome, anon.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETHbZRFP0F4 ';

>>723269381
There is a way to cut them to stop the cycle

OP, take a 10 minute shower, then take a long bath to scrub all that shit, when you are done, get some coconut oil to lotion up with.

Other lotions have easy to eat protiens for bacteria and shit so it will make it worse in dark locations

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>>723269437
Too lazy for junk/ass pics

>>723269648
Thanks, I'll try today... Tired of this

>>723269131
Regular is good, only that you will have to shower/bath more than once or twice to get it all off

Something with a bit of friction to it would get rid of that layer. Either some sort of sponge/loofa, or if you want to go full Patrick Bateman, a scrub soap.

Just make sure to blast Phil Collins while you shower.

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I went a similar amount of time without showering or brushing. I had so much dick cheese, was amazing to smell.

No laundry for about a year too. Good times!

I had to change when someone from work popped over for a moment and she just walked in then stood there in shock before gagging and leaving.

She asked for a transfer to another store the next day lol

>>723269782
Regular showers are a recent thing. In other times people would bathe once or twice a year, and not suffer because of it. If you don't have lice and shit then you're fine and just soap and warm water will do.

>>723269785
>>723269844
>>723269906
Thanks, didn't expect to get any serious answers at all.

>>723269876
How did ya get rid of the dirt layer?

>>723269782
do you sweat anymore?

>>723270019
Yep

>>723269906
>Regular showers are a recent thing
you're wrong...regular bathing was a rarity for some...bath houses and regular bathing has always been common...
>mfw uneducated turds try to be smart

>>723270082
People in medieval cities and during the dark ages bathed once a year tops in Europe. Read up on it.

>>723269988

Its just dirt/oil on your top layer of skin.

The skin needs to soak a bit, so take 5 minutes in the shower to just scrub the chunks off first, then take a bath and soak for a while.

Then washcloth with soap,

it might take a few tries. Blegh now im sniffing my dick

>>723270156

Fun fact, the medieval times had the shortest life spans of any time in human history. Not only were the people dirty and diseased the cities were festering open sewers where death from infection was almost a guarantee

There is a reason the nobels locked themselves away in castles. The filthy diseased masses couldnt get in and infect them

>>723270373
>>723270156

Dirty Cities or Filthy Cities is a good multipart documentary about London, Paris, and other cities during their WORST times of hygene, its a good watch

>>723270050
You should kill yourself. I'm not being edgy, I mean it. It's the best advice I can come up with for you. Kill yourself.

>>723270644
I tried.
This episode of not showering followed :^)

>>723270156
>>723270373
>>723270506
stop with this pop-history bullshit.
people in the middle ages where pretty serious about their hygiene, read Passionibus Mulierum Curandorum, Regimen Sanitatis Salernitanum or Compendium Medicinae.

the time with shortest life spans in human history was in fact the industrial revolution.

>>723270680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEF_-IcnQC4
>dust yourself off and try again

>>723269131
C'mon then OP tell us a story. Why have you reached this disgusting low point in your life? What's caused the depression and why can't you make changes to improve things?

>>723270644
Hey, fuck you. Why don't you castrate yourself?

OP, I hope you are able to counter your depression.

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>>723270156
>people in the dark ages
>dark ages

Yeah! Let's all do what everyone did in the DARK ages. Because it wasn't called DARK for any reason whatsoever. People died in the DARK ages, that's why it's called the DARK FUCKING AGES

>>723270945
It's called the dark ages because very little historical records exist for what happened in this period of time.
Dark as in difficult to see

>>723270875
I'm a fat anxious bitch who ruined his future by staying away from school/work, I have no outlook in life.

>>723271349
Age?

>>723270373
Fun the the 'life span' of a human was the average and it was so low because it accounted infant deaths you fucking retard so stfu before you try to act like any sort of fucking smart person

>>723271349
Sex?

>>723271228
Any thoughts on why that is? Could it be, I don't know, because it was a period of suppressed education in favor of religious practice? Use your brain for a 10th of a second.

>>723271349
You just generalized /b/

>>723271349
Suck it up like the rest of us. Smoke weed or somethin. Alcoholism never fails either.

>>723271349

Hey! Me too!

I was a total hermit from 14-19, then I was a hermit from 20-28

Turning 34 this year, started trying at life again a few years ago and surprisingly, I am not that far behind most other normal people because I had no time to build debt lol

>>723269782
Is like you don't even need hair gel.

>>723269876
Wait what?

Mix up some comet powdered cleaner in some bleach, rub it on your body.

Drink the rest.

Problem solved.

>>723271893

Yeah, but how do you feel about being a financial burden on your parents?

>>723271968

Lol it was bad. Entire house filled with garbage and dishes and shit. I just rented a dumpster and threw everything away then hired a maid to clean it.

Only used disposable plates and shit and put big trashcans next to my lounge areas. Helped 100%

>>723272121

Fuck that lol, Did you ASK to be born? Lol, Hi we love you so much anon forever, thats why we made you. LOL GET A JOB U FGT LOL

srsly.

>>723272121

OH also, I just ran away at 19 because there was so escape from the servitude (I had a drivers license)

Probably the only thing that stopped me from ending up like you was that I ran away.

Make an internet buddy who will put you up for a few weeks and go for it.

Remember, you only get one chance to figure out this life.

(This dimension is about being altruistic)