>Be me just fucking around >make a fake tinder profile

>>723267257
not very. calm down

>>723267257
depending on your country. guess america has some crazy weird laws and they seem to arrest you for every single shit. europe would be fine if you did it for the first time and nothing else than catfishing.

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>>723267257
You're not fucked at all. Don't even delete the profiles, just calm down, have a laugh and move on.

>>723267558
catfishing isn't illegal in America, please stop making all of Europe look like fuckwits

>>723267257
>phone police
>white officer answers
>smack lips
>"nigga, some white nigga set me up with nigga and nigga identity theft
>yells kill all whites
>screams kill all blue pigs
>smack lips
>ayyyyoooo
>smack lips
>gets shot

This is the likely scenario if she does call the police on you.

>>723267495
I thought it was hilarious, till bitch freaked out. She was expecting a black dude, two white guy showed up and she lost. Deleted both the profiles and throw away my prepaid card. Fuck man, I'm freaking the fuck out

>>723267723
Europe is fucked up place

I wanna lick my coworker's pussy

>>723268086
no place is a utopia, we've all got our flaws mate

>>723267675
Is there's any possibility that they can track down through the wi-fi? I deleted the profile and the phone I was using was a prepaid and flushed that fucker down the toilet? I'm really freaking out. fuckers give me a reason not to freak out.

>>723268615
Yes, OP she's gonna get you arrested for catfishing her and two random white guys. Get over yourself, you skittish fuckwad.

>>723268704
OP can't help it. He's obviously 16 and worried his parents will find out and ground him.

>>723268704
fuck you man, i'm literally shaking

>>723268976
Bro, I swear i shitting on myself. can you fuckers say something decent instead of being cunts

>>723269235
OP is a top tier faggot coward
nothing will happen to you
stop bitching/grow a pair

you knew this was a bad idea. why did you do it!!

>>723269235
Ok you dumb fuck, think logically. What laws have you broken? Did you screw her out of money? No. Did you sexually assault her or contribute to conditions which caused her to be sexually assaulted? No. Did you stalk her or threaten her? No.

There is no law that you broke. Misrepresenting your identity online is not illegal unless you do so in connection with a crime, usually involving fraud or theft.

You're an idiot.

>>723269468
hes lying OP throw your phone in the sea

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secrets thread? secrets thread.

>be me
>get prostitute to come over
>fall in love with her after the third or so time
>i can tell she has feelings for me too (:
>ask her to quit escorting and be my girlfriend
>"Uhhh....you know i escort to make money. if i quit my job you'll have to support me"
>im fine with this
>give her 600$ a week so she doesn't have to work
>try to have sex last night
>"no thanks...im not in the mood lately. i guess its my new stomach meds"
>realize im paying a prostitute not to have sex with me
>mfw

>>723269517
Kek