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/b/ i need to raise about $350 in the next two weeks what

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/b/ i need to raise about $350 in the next two weeks

what should i do?
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sell plasma
buy weed
sell it to rich white kids for double
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>>723264255
If you headbutt moneybags at the end of the game you should get your gems back.
> Hope this helped
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>>723264333
This right here is better then most ylyl threads
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you can run around some rich area and get hit by a car...
or...
You can flip stuff in ur house or from dollar stores, sell blood, gamble, try to buy penny stock, join an MLM those work...
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>>723264333
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>>723264330
Buy glucose powder
Sell it to rich white kids as coke
Make 1000℅ profit
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>>723264477
>>723264537
Your compliments are appreciated
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If ur sexy then use Chaturbate and do sexy things for money
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>>723264623
are rich white kids really this dumb?
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>>723264255
Get a job perhaps?
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suck seven cocks. or perhaps suck fourteen cocks badly.

one at a time, also, unless you're offering some kind of group discount.
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>>723265364
oh, right! i'll just strap on my job helmet, climb into the job cannon and fire myself at job island where jobs grow on trees!

fucking teenagers. just you wait. you're gonna have to deal with this one day soon.
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>>723265439
>suck seven cocks. or perhaps suck fourteen cocks badly.

OP always gets top dollar due to experience
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>>723264255
Create a sob cancer or tumor story.
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>>723265495
Yes. Go around construction sites saying you'll labor for cash
Do 2x40 hour weeks at $5 an hour and you'll have your money and then some.
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Sell some games/consoles
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Diabetus
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>>723265251
They can be the younger the dumber.
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