If someone held their gun to your head what would be the last

jesus, clean your gun bro!

thank you

Hitler did nothing wrong

at least I'm not a nigger

>grab their gun
>put it in my mouth
>look them dead in the eye
>"DO IT YOU LITTLE BITCH. I FUCKING DARE YOU."

It's a win/win situation. Either he bitches out or I die.

I had sex with your sister and she's pregnant

*you're = you are

(holy fuck that is like second grade English!)

"Go ahead..make my day.."

>>723261840
Came here to say this

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>>723261934

>>723261934
Your obviously angry, you should do some of you're drugs.

>TH-TH-TH-TH-THAT-TH-THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

If you kill me now, I will self destruct blowing you up at the same time..allah ackbar my friend

>>723261637
DRUMPF

/b/ made you do it huh?

this is bullshit, everything is fucking bullshit

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Wait, please don't kill me! I have a family! :(

at least i didn't die a normie

If you're going to kill me, at least let me smoke a joint and get high as fuck before I go out with a bang.

>>723261637
Pull the fucking trigger! I want to die!

>>723261637
No i want to be an hero

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>>723261637
I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT

>>723261637
Nice air soft gun, did your dad buy that for you for your birthday?

RICKY MARTIN BLOCK PARTY. RICKY MARTIN BLOCK PARTY.

>>7232620 i am high as FUCK! yet still know the simple difference between "your" and "you're".

>>723262725
Nobody cares, kill yourself Grammar Nazi.

I'm gay

>>723262725
We need more grammar nazis around, spelling and grammar have gone to shit.

>>723263043
Nigger

>>723261637
If you don't shoot I'll buy you fried chicken

>>723263043
GOD DAMMIT YOUR A NIGGER FAGGOT

>>723263043
u is niger your uh stuped gramr natsi

I came in your mouth while you were asleep

If he has a gun against your head, surely it would be easy to duck out of the way, grab his arm and wrestle over the weapon?

Guns are surprisingly heavy things, and it takes time to line up a shot, even at closed quarters

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>>723264017
FUCK YEAH CQC THAT SHIT