Waifu claiming thread: Happy birthday Mimi!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun today Mimi!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
It's me again~
avatarfags get out of my thread
voices get out of my head
>>723259884
hey that's pretty good
still here
and
>>723259548
I would but its early and im tired so Id need help
>>723259801
Why don't you leave if you don't like it?
Chen was the only reason this thread was still enjoyable.
>>723260057
then leave
>>723259936
that is a good vintage twenty sixteen joke thank you very much
Also still here, bored and nought else to do
>>723260056
because as sad as it is i have nothing else to do
if you're claiming your favorite character does that mean every time you find a new favorite character you can just switch avatar
:thinking:
>>723260151
it is :o
how do i give myself schizophrenia so i have someone to talk to
>>723260198
start hearing voices in your head
>QOTT: For how long have you been together with your waifu?
I realized committing my life to Miku would make me happy on on Sept 25.
>What made you realize she was the one?
She has tons of traits that can't be found anywhere else, her popularity and success, the fact that she is a synth and hence entirely connected to music for example.
No heretical thoughts so far.
>Post oldest pic on your folder.
>
>>723259862
>>723260167
Hey hey
>>723260046
Go to slop then
>>723260246
i tried this a long time ago didnt work
>>723260286
good joke homura
>>723260179
Then stop complaining to just complain
Female characters are very rarely interesting enough for me to actually like them
>>723260286
Didn't you claim Homura?
Donnie claimed
>>723260320
Cant
>>723260286
but it's just your favorite anime character :o
>>723260341
try harder
>>723260402
but i have nothing else to do -_-
homu was his favorite anime character :o
>>723260046
That's a shame then. I can't help you
>>723260167
welcome back
>>723260402
>female characters are very rarely interesting enough for me to actually like them
Female characters as in only anime/manga characters or also irl ones?
>>723260286
Stop trying to revive this shitty thread filled only with cancerous retards that have nothing to do with the concept of "waifu" anymore.
>>723260286
Maybe before February 13, 2016
Her personality is amazing, she kicks ass, she SMUG af. Had heretical thoughts on switching to brown haired qts but shinoa is too top tier
>
>>723260463
but i am hard
Claiming best girl
>>723260448
Did you say one of your mains was Nobushi?
>>723260448
Staying up for something/someone?
>>723260286
im sorry i didnt mean>>723260397
i hope you forgive me
>>723260530
get harder then
>>723260621
i am so hard
>>723260695
are you uwu
Too much hard
>>723260515
Mostly in anime and mango
Most characters have the same boring personality archetypes
>>723260750
me not thank
>>723260402
I did, even though I didn't love her as a waifu.
I was interested in the concept of waifuism without fully understanding it. I believe It's a pretty common thing on these threads.
People want to join in quickly but realizing who your waifu should be takes time.
>>723260524
You took the right choice, probably. Purple is superior to brown and Shinoa is indeed the smug queen.
May I know who was the brown haired qt tho?
>>723260523
Iunno, it was never that great, can't be that hard to restore it to what it was.
>>723260515
Yeah Louise would kill you if you did
>>723260537
Yeah im pretty cancer
>>723260564
Nope cant sleep
>>723260738
no im as flaccid as you dad when he tried molesting you im sorry that was too far
>>723260750
are you hard?
>>723260788
Actually kinda true when you think about it
>>723260828
ok i drink bleach and forget about it
>>723260820
How do I fight against one with conqueror? Got the game yesterday.
https://youtu.be/yiJZNWq7nMQ
>>723260883
you shouldnt hurt yourself
>>723260788
Yeah, I can relate to that. That's why I usually wait until the anime finished airing and I can see that the characters are (again) stereotypical
>>723260820
Probably several times too. I wouldn't enjoy that. Especially not the breaking her heart part
>>723260896
>>723260820
>inb4 run away
>>723260945
nice avatar
>>723260896
I'm having the same problem, I can fend off 2 raiders and an assassin all at once but conquerors wreck
>>723260966
its ok i cut myself on the way to this thread
>>723260819
I like brown hair in a realistic view but purple is really nice
>smug queen
The last person that called me that was emi. He came to threads in August. Oh man I miss him
Mutsuzu, kotori, kuribayashi
>>723260820
Sorry to hear dude
Claim
>>723260896
You know how to do your kick? thats probably the only opening youre going to get. Also try to get a hang of hidden stance. You also need to focus on dodging the shield bash probably. Other then that if you see there flail spinning back off they are charging a heavy. Uh guard breaks help too.
>>723261011
Yeah. Plenty of stuff on the internet I guess. Maybe later.
>>723261079
Ehh its normal
>>723261114
i wish the ceiling would stab me :(
>>723261139
nice avatar old man
>>723259884
sachi make a mixtape
I'm out lads, actual bae is coming soon
>>723261161
ok ill stop talking to you now that tomoyo is here
>>723261205
no im sachi clone
>>723261011
>>723261019
IMO villains and anti-heros are the most well written characters
For the most part
Which is why I only tend to like characters in those roles, though some leads can be pretty cool too
>>723261217
ok
>>723261205
the voices in my head
tell me they want me dead
with the avatarfags in the thread
they wish they were all dead
>>723261254
fuck off cunt
>>723261019
>>723261152
I mean, how do I fight against Nobushi as a Conqueror?
I'm slower, shorter range and moves have longer wind up time..
>>723261322
yeah
>>723261301
>Rhyming Dead with dead
Good job
>>723261161
Ok
>>723261350
guess what else rhymes with dead
dead
>>723261350
thank my head
>>723261357
not ok
>>723261338
Oh the other way. You just need to try your best to gap close them. They want you to sit back and poke you to death. Its harder to do if youre really aggro though.
>>723261301
>>723261012
I'm aware of it.
>>723261405
Why not
>>723261152
Good luck with finding stuff you like!
>>723261262
Aye, lines up with my experience too. They have to make villains approachable too since lately villains need to have a drive, a raison d'etre to be evil, while good guys just need to be good.
So they are usually much more fleshed out than the good guys.
Leads have a fleshed out story too, but it's more of a motivation as to why they want to be good.
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i am not a robot no
>>723261448
:joy: :gun:
>>723261475
idk
>>723261079
Brown her is pretty nice, altho in 3D it doesn't really make that much of a difference to me, brown red and black are all top tier, I have a slight distaste for blonde.
Your waifu is 2D and not 3D so there's that.
Emi is too busy being a normie.
>>723261517
I dont think anyone has wished me good luck in finding yeah
>>723261533
Ok
So do you have anything else to say
>>723260422
>>723261634
not okay
i wish you were dead -_-
>>723261687
Ok
Why -_-
>>723261525
beep boop
i'm dead
i'm led
i'm crippling depressed
>>723261833
not ok
i don't like fags and spics :o
>>723261877
Ok
I'm not either one -_-
>>723261434
Hidden stance is that thing where she steps backs? That shit is so much cancer. Crushes pretty much every move I have..
>>723261896
me on the right
>>723261919
not ok
you are a spic :O
>>723261973
Ok
I'm not -_-
>>723262002
ok
prove it, spic -_-
>>723261973
you are not Yoko
>>723262064
Not ok
How -_-
>>723262095
how do you know
>>723262130
ok
idk -_-
>>723261517
Lead character's story tends to be overcoming their flaws and hardships and getting strong enough to win
But anti-heros will always be better
>>723262177
Not ok
What now then -_-
>>723262274
ok
idk
>>723262366
>>723262274
This is so pathetic to watch.
>>723262258
Agreed. Anti-heroes = best heroes
And villains will also be better than those... well, depending on the villain of course
>>723262366
Not ok
Think of something then -_-
>>723262424
Some villains are pretty bad. Especially that one from Undertale. Just the worst
>>723260286
>For how long have you been together with your waifu?
She's always been my favourite character ever since I first read Saya no Uta, but hmm, probably since about ~7 months ago when I read it 2nd time.
>What made you realize she was the one?
She is highly intelligent and cares a lot of those she loves. Her weird moral compass is one of her charm points too.
>Post oldest pic on your folder.
>
>>723262405
i have crippling
>>723262530
ok
the queen is going to be dead soon :o
>>723262535
F-fuck you too!
>Also pic related
>>723262177
because you don't post Yoko and you're not an avatar fag
>>723262579
So am i -_-
>>723262665
i could avatarfag with yokokokoko :o
>>723262690
ok
that's good :o
>>723262723
Why
>>723262424
It's always great when the antagonist is actually the good guy
>>723262535
Undertale had a villain?
I thought it was all about gender neutral monsters hugging or something
>>723261152
This is what happens when you screw your circadian cycle up
>>723261206
Take care hallow
>>723261534
Idk why but brown just gets me dude. The other two are nice choice and I agree with blonde. Most bitches are blondes tbh
True true
Tell him to stop pls
School time. Peace
>>723262754
because i don't have to see you anymore then lol
>>723262811
Why do you talk to me then
>>723262723
now you're just insulting her
>>723262658
It was a joke dont worry.
>>723262766
Ask chara about it
>>723262810
Dont know what it is so its not important probably
>>723262894
idk
>>723262921
i don't know anything about her other than someone used to avatarfag with her for a month then switched
and she's gay with ayayayayayaya :o
>>723263019
Well Aya is obsessed with her but Yoko is oblivious to the fact
>>723263019
Why don't you know
>>723263114
i thought she knew :o
>>723262766
aye, those are great. I remember when playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and the whole time you were the hero... but everyone hated you for doing the right thing. You were the antagonist and the hero at the same time
>>723263007
I know, I know.
Anyway, see ya guys
>>723263194
i don't know
>>723263263
Bye
>>723263199
No, everyone else kinda knows though
>>723263351
Ok
>>723263401
:ok
it's weird having a 8 year old be a lesbian -_-
>>723263477
not ok
>>723263550
They're 17
>>723263657
they look 8
>>723263708
they have tits they dont look 8
>>723263767
yoko does but none of the other girls do :o
>>723263860
They do Karen, shino are also more noticeable,
Aya and Alice are the flat chested alliance
>>723263957
They're all in the 11-13 range
>>723264054
No, they are all 17 apart from Alice who is 16
>>723264125
17 year olds don't look like children
>>723264216
yeah, you're a retard people often don't look the age they are. They are 17 stop being retarded
>>723263957
Dfc for life
>>723264321
didn't you say you weren't mean? :o
>>723263957
:ok
>>723264321
Doesn't change the fact that somebody drew children and said they were adults
What's going on?
We debating the morality of claiming a loli?
>>723264465
No, because there are children in the show who are noticeably much younger. Everyone apart from Alice has the height of an average female 17 year old. Stop being an autist, I know 20 year olds who look like they are 13.
>>723264717
They're still drawn in the style of children
>>723264839
children dont have tits
>>723264880
>What is 10-15 years old
>>723264936
Teenagers
Not children you dumb fuck
can we just agree to a suicide pact already?
>>723264880
You've never seen a fat kid?
>>723264975
They're still children
>>723265035
that's not developed breasts
you retards didn't pay attention in biology, did you?
voices get out of my head
arguers get out of my thread
>>723265088
No, they are Teenagers. Childhood ends when you turn 13
>>723265184
think whatever you want, your waifu is still a child
i wish i was dead
>>723265231
No whatever I think she is a teenager in the age range of a young adult. Stop being a stupid nigger looks=age retarded cunt
Just thought I'd pop in to see how things are going. All I see is retards arguing. Lads, shut the fuck up and get out of the thread if you're here to start shit. Christ.
>>723265403
is this from something?
>>723265328
You're the one who thinks a term referring to numerical age is a stage of life
And young adults are still adults, meaning they're finished developing into adults, not just starting to
>>723265462
Looks like Homura Madoka
>>723265462
I don't know
>>723265521
This is the time last I'm going to reply, 17 is not just starting to develop, by your logic 20 years olds who don't look 20 can't be. You are a retard, looks do not equal age.
>>723265653
10 years old is the start of development
That's what age your waifu conveys
ayayayayayayayayayaya
Oh dear.
I don't know if you guys just caught the catalog, but wew lad.
カラミチーマス
This week on autism
Why is there nothing fun to play.
>>723267040
Giv invite
>>723267040
Is this like, GAR ERP?
>I'm the Sexiest
>>723263550
Ok
>>723267693
not ok
Good fucking god. I would rather GAR ERP be in the thread then Tomoyo and Konata going back and forth with this gay ass "no, yes" cock suckery.
>>723267786
Ok
>>723267822
than*
>>723267822
Did you really just call me konata?
i'm so offended -_-
wanna erp?
>>723267847
not ok
>>723267822
I wish Konata was here :(
>>723267908
Ok
>>723267822
This
>>723267908
I honestly only care enough about who you are to make sure I'm telling the right person to shut the fuck up.
>>723267954
Shut the fuck up. Your messages are annoying and you should sew your fingers to the back of your throat so you can't talk or type.
>>723268037
lol okay
you know who i am, right? :o
>>723267954
not ok
someone is butthurt :o
>>723267374
It's a retard pretending to have multiple personalities for attention.
>>723268037
You're annoying. It's not my fault i have no one else to talk to, maybe instead of being so triggered over a reply you could actually have a conversation with me. But no, you just decide to try and dictate what i can and can't post in a thread you join because it makes you feel important
Fuck off
>>723268104
Ok
:o
>>723268225
yeah haha
>>723268250
not ok
:o
post tomoyoyoyo[FuckYou]
>>723268104
Nope.
>>723268225
Hmm.
>>723268250
Nope. I have actual conversations. Not this retarded "Okay, not okay" shit you have going on. A conversation is more than just perpetual disagreement. There is no information being presented, proven, or refuted in your transactions.
It is physically a waste of:
Air
Energy
Bandwidth
Space
Existence
>>723268419
ok
stop disturbing my circlejerk
>>723268343
Ok
o:
I don't have it -_-
>>723268419
Okay
>>723268663
not ok
-_-
did you delete it?
>>723268694
Ok
_-_
Yes, i only needed to use it once
>>723268816
not ok
:o
i didn't get to save it :(
>>723268889
Ok
o:
It was just 101 with the filename fuck you instead, it could have been reversed as well
>>723269116
not ok
-_-
oh :o
Win loss ratio 38,46%
Feelsbadman
>>723269179
Ok
:o
Kay -_-
>>723269409
rip
Bork!
>>723269453
not ok
>>723269640
Conqueror feels bad, but it's actually just me sucking..
>>723269910
not ok
>>723270278
Ok
>>723270306
not ok
>>723270278
Ok
>>723270375
Ok
>>723270663
not ok
>>723261079
>The last person that called me that was emi. He came to threads in August.
They weren't a thing until early November.
Or did you mean the 2nd Emi claimer?
/c/ is a cruel mistress sometimes.
>>723270783
Ok
This is boring.
Trash bags.
>>723271390
How dull of you
>>723271390
So stir the pot. What do you think I do when I'm bored?
Sit there and complain, like a child who needs to go to the restroom? Enjoy shitting your pants.
>>723271453
Indeed
>>723271574
go smoke more weed old man
>>723267040
Its even more autistic that your life is so boring and worthless that you care about "drama" from a fucking waifu discord.
>>723271548
Are you on your period, perhaps?
It didn't worked out with that friend of yours?
You didn't got Maiming Strike and sold it for 800p like anyone did?
Why are you so upset?
>>723271764
Who is this waifu?
>>723271633
But you guys are funny and never change
>>723267822
Fucking this. God I hate Mexicans. And that goes double for the faggy variety.
>>723271386
your aim is off old man :o
not ok
>>723271764
Listen to me you mother fuckers. Listen to me good you cock-suckers mother fuckers. I'm THEE coolest guy on the entire 4chan board and you're all a bunch of little fags. All of you are fags, i dont know WHY but apperently everyone's a fucking faggot except for me. I dont know why evryone's a fucking fag except me, they. just. are. YOU choose to be a little fag not me, you're all fags and you all suck big fat nigger dick, yes NIGGER dick. You fucking white people make me SICK, fucking SIIIIIIICK you're all obess with niggers "stealin all da white cuck me baby" fucking shut the FUCK UP with that shit you fucking fags are so fucking weird i dont even want to talk about it. But thats the thing, i HAVE to talk about it. I have to. Youre just a bowl of GORE you're fucking insane, like a vortex of madness.
>>723271974
homoyoyoyoyo's a spic but i'm not :o
>>723272017
I wouldn't call anyone in this place "a vortex of madness", this place is not entertaining at all
Except for the first two sentences, it doesn't fit me
>>723271764
Nah, I'm not on my period.
I'm still talking to her, school kinda interrupts that tho.
I haven't played Warframe in almost half a year.
The retarded bickering between a retarded bird and a broken record finally snapped something in me I guess.
You sound bitter.
>>723272001
Oops -_-
Ok
>>723271864
That's Chen. She can be hateful but honestly a lot of the people who encounter her wrath deserve it.
>>723272617
:o
not ok
>>723272484
I sound bitter? What's that supposed to mean?
>>723272762
Touhou?
>>723272824
That you sound bitter.
Like, I get a bitter taste just from your questions.
All your waifus are shit
This is best waifu
>>723272484
who's the retarded bird? :o
>>723273067
I'll let you two fight over it so you have something to actually discuss and not just back and forth disagreements.
>>723273020
Wrong. Who even is this?
>>723273148
i want to be the broken record :o
>>723273155
How do you not know this goddess
It's Nao tomori from charlotte
>>723272784
o:
Ok
>>723273359
retarded bird :o
not ok
>>723273321
..that anime with defective superpowers?
What a wuss I am.
I can't even walk up to someone and say hi.
>>723273420
-_-
Ok
Why do people hate us saying ok and not ok, it doesn't affect them in any way -_-
>>723272972
Ah, yeah
I'm just sad my boo got a cold
>>723273651
:o
not ok
idk it's pretty retarded lol
>>723273739
o:
Ok
Ikr :o
>>723272939
Yes, Chen is from Touhou.
>>723273875
:o
not ok
The "Emoji movie" is capitalisms death throe.
>>723274027
Who the fuck cares?
>>723273963
o:
Ok
>>723273593
Nobody gives a shit about your "hi".
>>723274027
what's your favorite emoji? :o
>>723274109
:o
not ok
>>723274027
JAWS backwards is about a shark that throws up so many people that a city has to open a beach.
Cinderella backwards is about a Woman who learns her place.
>>723273477
What the fuck is wrong with you? You have the behavior of a 14 years old retarded kid.
>>723274191
o:
Not ok
>>723274330
-_-
ok
>>723274413
_-_
Not ok
>>723273593
Just start talking about something.
>>723274198
>Jaws
Fucking kek
>>723274232
>
Did you get upset?
>>723274198
you stole those comments from tumblr you fucking faggot
>>723274498
:o
ok
>>723274499
It's kinda hard if you're not used to social situations. And if the person you're planning to talk to is the opposite gender.
>>723271107
This bully :thinking:
>>723274643
Explain the situation further.
>>723274570
o:
Ok
>>723274569
Sure kiddo. Those jokes are probably older than you.
>>723274765
-_-
not ok
>>723274084
>>723274847
_-_
Ok
>>723274704
Just want a one on one conversation. If you had been reading my posts for the past few days you'd get an idea who.
>we don't know each other
>she has a mean look
>>723274951
:o
not ok
>>723275022
At school? Work?
>>723275139
o:
Ok
>>723275200
0_0
not ok
>>723275349
▲_▲
Ok
>>723274691
>Won't even retaliate with a simple 'Goodnight' or 'Sleep well'.
>Won't even say anything at all.
Did you came all the way here just to make fun of me?
>>723275183
That went either horribly or neutrally. I passed by her in an attempt to talk to her, but she suddenly looks up when I passed by her.
Eye contact is made
I couldn't even smile.
I felt frozen.
>>723274941
Are bae's eyes cute, ex bae?
>>723275571
But you were mean to me
You called me a bully out of nowhere!
>>723275689
That is precisely because you ARE a bully.
And you're leaving the fact that I was simply wishing you a good night completely aside.
>You bully.