Guys please help me out, I'm injured and can't move

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POCKET SAND

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Kek

>>723260636
Lulz

>>723261197
Kek

>>723259570
you're a faggot
your thread is shit
fuck off

>>723261430
Ayyyy

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>>723259570

>>723261513
I'm no fag but please feel free to make yourself a nice milkshake with razor blades all blended in and shit yourself till you bleed to death. Or fuck off back to your loli thread you cunt

>>723261308
This anon is a real life hero. Not some bullshit aggrandized patriotic rubbish, but a real, honest to goodness hero.

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>>723259570


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJxf5jUVD8k

>>723261504
Honestly, they didn't have any choice in the matter. The "unconditional surrender" meant the US got to dismantle their country, rob their wealth, and destroy any public opposition to US dominance, while downloading a whole new government.

Of course the US is Japan's biggest Ally. They aren't even allowed to have a fucking military, which is why they call it a "defense force" Japan was basically a vassal state.

You lose

https://youtu.be/8mRN9LEG3Wg

>>723261308
most men would be too pussy to do this.

>>723261197
HOLY FUCK

>>723262480
Who the fuck breaks spaghetti in half? what a barbaric move...

>>723262394
Japan had already surrendered when they dropped the bomb. Their only condition was that they'd get to keep their Emperor.

But we needed a live fire test, just in case we needed to use it against the rooskies.

Also the months of firebombing a fucking wood and cloth city took more lives and did more damage than the nukes.

>>723261566
Holy fucking shit please be real

>>723260095
lost

>>723260714
what did he eat?

>>723262829
Clearly a joke. It says "member for 26 minutes" under their name; they obviously made the account just to put this shit, then screencap'd it.

>>723262504
I'll never be cheated on because I am the perfect man. I am attractive, fun, and can make women cum in dozens of ways.

>>723263070
Goddamn

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>>723263137

>>723261308
This anon is a real human bean

>>723263296
Lmfao, the perfect reply. Props, anon

>>723263296
Fucking kek

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Actually just got this authenticator on mobile. They fucking know.

>>723263048
A felony
Destruction of evidence while in custody

>>723261197
I don't get it.

>>723261513
No, this thread is great.

>>723262828
That is correct.

Honestly, if you look at historical fact, it's clear the US president allowed the attack on pearl harbor to happen out of political motivation to join the war, which was incredibly unpopular with Americans. The administration was well aware months in advance and at many points leading up to December 7th, that the attack was coming. They even had them dock the ships in vulnerable positions.

Look it up. It's historical fact now. FDR was fully aware of the attack for months and in fact, allowed it to be carried out for political collateral. It's honestly, absolutely criminal.

>>723263296
best reply

>>723261507
Ahhh, kek.

>>723263425
robbie rotten has let himself go

>>723263589
Who's the 1 person missing from the picture?

>>723263589
the second pick has no black guy in it

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>>723263647
Pearl Harbor was an inside job? Go home Alex you're drunk

>>723262411
its also ironic that you posted the first banana. Also the banana spammers wont get in here till about 2pm pst

>>723261308
Story?

>>723263840
oh alex jones you funny lunatic

>>723260095
Needs two more photos:
1. giant black dick
2. sitting sad on bench

>>723263840
Pearl Harbor was allowed to happen. FDR used those dead sailors as nothing more than political collateral to drive the US into the war. Honestly, just look into it yourself. It's historical fact now, though not what they teach in American Public Schools, obviously.

>>723261513

I've just seen this exact reply in another thread.

>>723261408

>>723262050
?

>>723264082
Luckily for me I'm not a yank so I know that is the truth

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>>723264237

>>723263871
I'm not sure if his post is ironic as it makes fun of them. Not sure ironic would be the word to use there.

Nah banana posters I usually expect to be pretty lonely people, I mean why else would you put so much effort into posting a single image to try (I say try cause no one even looks at banana anymore) and annoy people? `

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>>723264082
Already have done, I was just baiting you and highlighting it's similar to 911.
Pic unrelated but this is a YLYL thread

>>723262828
full retard

>>723264664
Are you stupid or just pretending?

Maybe you are completely unaware of a lengthy firebombing campaign on the Japanese civilian population?

>>723264778
The word you actually looking for is ignorant

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>>723261197
What is the black guy a
Benjamin Button?

>>723264835
>>723264664

I know this is YLYL but the atrocities against Japan strike a chord with me because it's historical fact that is completely summarily skipped in America's education system which focuses on how awesome and inevitable the use of the nuclear weapons were in ending the war. It's all about justification for dropping the nukes, and most American's don't even know Japan had long since lost and the civilian population's little wood and paper houses were getting firebombed over and over for about a year solid with impunity before the US dropped the nukes.

Pure propaganda has blinded 2 generations of people. I guess that's about par for the course.

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>>723265415
And here's the picture of the guy with that computer

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>>723263871
well hello there

>>723265415
Lol

>>723265130
They also don't teach the atrocities that Japan was doing to China and their neighbors, because that shits fucked up too.

>>723264943
fucking IKEA dögg kit

>>723265130
When I was in high school i was told the nukes were to force unconditional surrender so that the US wouldn't have to do a traditional invasion of Japan and face an endless guerilla insurgency that we didn't have the troops or money to withstand. Plus we wanted to show off our nuclear capability to keep the commies from getting uppity.

>>723266148
Thats pretty reasonable...

>>723265696
I will never accept a milkshake ever again

>>723262480

Glorious

>>723266148
yeah, there is usually no mention of Japan's offer of conditional surrender or the protracted firebombing of civilian populations.

The justification given at that time by Major Curtis LeMay, who later became general in the air force and was over the bombings in Japan, was to have "permanent absenteeism in their workforce" That's quite the blanket rationalization for literal genocide. He also oversaw "Operation Starvation" which was a strategic bombing campaign along with the firebombings

But Americans just like to think about simple things like "We dropped the nukes to keep from invading" lol Japan had literally already offered a conditional surrender.

>>723260992
oh shit fam I almost passed out from the keks

>>723264198

False. That leads to an annoying off hook sound and could lead to a po-po "welfare" visit. unplug the wall jack is the correct answer.

>>723262771
the entire spaghetti eating world

>>723261566
>you got a pussy in that thing?

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>>723263296

>>723262097
Laughed way too hard at this

>>723263543
Just had to be fucking dick huh?

>>723262771
It's fine to break italian noodles in half. Asian noodles should never be broken before cooking though, because, in the words of Martin Yan, "Long noodles mean long life!"

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>>723266878

>>723262301
That turned me on, didn't make me laugh

>>723267018
Are you done?

>>723267515
I could go on and on, tbh, fam

>>723261566
>1488 Words of pure, motorcycle sex bliss
Where do i sign up?

>>723263946
It's a picture of a post you sperg lord

>>723267018
We did the Japanese dirty, sure.

But the reason you're forgetting is important but simple. We were so tired of the Nips at that point that the only option anyone was comfortable with was to force them into abject surrender. To thoroughly and unquestionably end the fighting.

>>723263048
It was a note he gave a bank teller saying he had a gun and gif monee plz.

>>723264039
Honestly, this

>>723267368
no it's not

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>>723265832
implying trump doesnt have a horse cock

>>723263840
That's a manaray.. He got stung by a stingray you nigger lover.

>>723268357
*manta ray you fucking nigger lover

>>723262867
I actually looked it up, thanks

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>>723268252
I'm sure that's how your fantasy goes, but remember tiny hands tiny junk

>>723261566
Kek'd and checked

>>723262867
Thanks for this
Fucking fake news media acting like trump is senile

>>723265832
Dick way too small

>>723268252
Hahahaha I guess you are a faggot who thinks of his cock

>>723268252
He's like 70 and fat. He's one of our fattest presidents ever. Even if he had a big dick in his younger days it's been swallowed up by time and his stomach.
So nah.

>>723259720
I wonder if anybody ITT is old enough to know what that guy is actually doing.

>>723269399
letting the pressure out of tire?
or lookimg for his can

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>>723268969

>>723269503
no. anybody else?

Implying money isnt sexy
Implying you wouldnt shove a broom stick up your ass for $2.000

>>723267135
Funny thing this is real. Looked it up on youtube one day because I thought it was a clip from a show.

>>723269399
Is he switching the 4-wheel drive on? I recall older cars having a physical switch.

>>723269558
Meant for
>>723269125

>>723259720
He's locking his hubs.

>>723269603
yeah that's it. back in the old days you had to lock the front hubs in by hand. which sucked if you were already stuck in the mud.

>>723269660
>>723269558
Shit, meant this one

>>723269730
>>723269660
>>723269595
>>723269558
One more time
>>723268481

>>723269558
I've personally never saw money as sexy or sexually attractive as you have. I find women sexy but money itself. Idk be weird trying to fuck money. And the broomstick thing sounds like something personal, lose a bet buddy. Father McCormick do something to your boy pussy? It's okay, shhhh... shhhh.... there there.

>>723269685
Good thing for us technology has progressed to the point where if your willing to get your expensive vehicle stuck in mud like that you can just flip a switch.

>>723262480

So anticlimactic

>>723269856
Fuck off nigger spic, you know what I meant....

>>723269551
I mean I'm 30 but I have no idea. Redneck mudding shit.

Unless... is he trying to put it in 4x4?

>>723261430
> condition is stable
forty keked so much

>>723269977
>>723269890
>>723269685
>>723269663
>>723269603
Shit fuck late reply. Oh well.

>>723269936
Is this bait?

>>723261346
I remember being underage on 4chan.
Godspeed young anon.

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>>723269815
>Posting a thumbnail not the original image & it's a fkn banana
Do you enjoy being that useless?

>>723269856
Seconded. There isn't enough money to make me put things in my ass.
>>723270464
>only legible text in the image is "DEATH TO YLYL."
It was probably intentional.

>>723269399
oh oh i know i need your validation

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>>723270551
Doesn't mean they're not useless

>>723260636
She's actually cute and I'd fuck her.

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>>723262419

>>723270551
(there isnt enough money to make me put things on my ass)
What are you gay or something?

>>723263840
It wasn't an inside job, you mong. It was just known that an attack was coming and nothing was done to prevent it or counteract it, for the specific purpose of making it look like Japan made a sneak-attack w/o a formal declaration of war in order to sway public opinion on joining the war.

>>723262372
Good riddance

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>>723270829
See my later post >>723264425 you chronic spergmeister

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>>723270976
Oh, okay, you were only pretending to be retarded. You must feel pretty proud of yourself; you made people want to correct misinformation and all you have to do was sacrifice your dignity!

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Kim uhn caught this world record neon guppy!

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>>723271218
>came to 4chan not expecting trolling
Yeah I should be ashamed making jokes in a YLYL thread.

>>723261992
HOLY

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>>723260067

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>>723270873

>>723261197
The black guy is probably off to work.

>>723261430
I must kek to this

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>>723272833
>>723272933
33 get!

>>723272988
Naah, just 88

>>723273044
Nahhh just 44

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>>723272833
>>723272933
>>723272988
>>723273044
4 in a row niceee

>>723260626
Lost

>>723262372
More blubber = more fuel for the fire.

>>723261992
Didn't get it.

>>723273212
They're hungry.. I guess?

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>>723273231
Tyrone started doing crack in the 90s >>723273286 now the only job he can get is cleaning thin air

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>>723262867
muh nigga, saved

>>723262228
no this
https://youtu.be/K3bbpSIP_rc

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>>723261488
>>723261566
>>723261788
>>723262411
>>723263533
>>723266822
>>723268477
>>723269399
>>723269911
>>723269977
>>723270800
>>723272833
>>723272933
>>723272988
>>723273044
>>723273199
>>723273488
>>723273777

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>>723261566

>>723263840
lol check this too good
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4lIKlej5J7A

>>723260080
kek

>>723272820
Genious

All this shit seems like it was typed by 15 year olds.

>>723261473
everytime

>>723260080
Goddamn. Lost for once

>>723272833
>Black
>Work
Choose one

>>723262867
Holy shit thanks anon

>>723267135
This is the first time I looked at the guy's lawyer...I've seen that look before. He knows his client is an idiot and he can't be bothered to put any more effort in.

>>723263946
Read the fucking image

>>723273409
Holy fuck btilliant

Not a bad YLYL

>>723269936
Awww sensitive after all those church rapes? I guess I touched a button your Father has touched many times before lol fag

>>723267485
so I'm not alone

>>723262010
>proceeds to beat a turd from one of the children into a mush.

>>723269856
>>723276396
whats with this special kind of cancer that's gotten into /b/ ?
>inb4 implying /b/ was ever non-cancerous

shove ur fist up ur anus, gaylord

>>723261308
>Just gotta time it right

lost

>>723263137
>I'M A FIVE STAR MAN

OK Dennis.

>>723261903
Do all sircumcised dicks look that dry and uncomfortable?

>>723260080
>Pre-ordered
How the fuck can you order before you order? He assigned an order for a game to arrive at a certain time.

Please stop with the meaningless uses of the prefix pre...

>>723262504
that is so white trash there are no words. but hey, he got played. so more power to him. WOO!

>>723261308
>Her father stared straight ahead still chewing
What the fuck?! Top kek

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>>723263946
>reads story
>"Story?"

Astounding

>>723259570
KEK TIME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJp3AnMqWyQ

SLAV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcIH1YpIu_0


YOU LOST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rzKYZrY6Ds


CATS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7CYaiyvzXs


DEJA VU - DRUGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH1n685qBzE


YLYL DANK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOfunevI5F0


RANDOM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V3Wg8Yf1gs


THUG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkMUboIP7-I


VINES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_IM6q_rWhw

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>>723261566
>he has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it

>>723275787
fuck yeah

>>723278215
No some people just don't trim or shave their cocks and/or have a nasty ass cock to begin with, even uncircumcised ones.

>>723273843
winrar

>>723261992
Genius. Kek

>>723276871
truth

How is it that when all you cunt yanks come on a ylyl bread shit stops being funny? Should've nuked yourselves and the japs

>>723278783
You're autistic.

>>723278246
Ha! Let's all watch DUNE!

>>723260992
>...screamed the stable boy
Maximum keks