Advice needed > be at friends house > sleeping over playing

>>723258772
piss

Bump cus I might just leave

>>723258772
Does she have a pet?
If yes:
>grab Pet
>put on Bed
>blame it on the pet
>profit

If she has no pet just kys.

Optionally you can take the humiliation and be that one retard everyone laughs about.

Also bumperino

Yes she has two dogs and a kitten but it's too much piss to be a kitten I'll go with a dog

Make sure its warm

You know when reach that low point in your life, when you piss the bed and blame someone else for it.

>>723258772
start by absorbing all piss you can with bunches of tp or a towel, just spread them and lay on. in a few minets it will have absorbed most humidity. if it smells use like a bit of deodorant. think of faking an accident with water or drinks, or try with pets. if ya still can't hide it go for onest justification, like you had the worst dream of your life, like you got murdered or so and look truly shocked, she will be comprehensive say nobody. in the end it's not such a big deal, happenz in life

I think my low point was shitting on the floor and blaming it on my friend dog

>>723260249
human shit =/= dog shit. he probably had pity and faked to believe u not to make u uncomfortable

>>723260406
It was like a watery shit so it was hard to tell the difference