Diagnose me, /b/ (long list ahead, running up against character

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Diagnose me, /b/ (long list ahead, running up against character limit):

>Mid-20s
>Southern hemisphere country
>Drink maybe 1-2 nights a month max, no other drugs/meds
>Sometimes suspect people are conspiring against me, occasionally believe it
>Suspect people are listening in via my phone's microphone, get on edge when I hear police sirens, etc. Occasionally thought my room's been bugged, for no real reason.
>No social life. Completely lost contact with friends, and ignore calls from family if I can get away with it. Mix of not caring, and feeling like they're luring me into a trap when they try and get friendly. Basically anti-lonely, even the rare contact I have with people seems too much.
>Almost no emotions but weak amusement, except when drunk/hungover
>No facial expressions, except when laughing or amused
>Some depersonalisation/derealisation shit:
>>Feels like I'm in a glass box
>>World looks bland, tunnel vision, constantly goes in and out of focus
>>Attention problems, varies from mild to crippling
>>Sometimes feel like I'm on autopilot
>>Feel disconnected from the few emotions I have, like they're not mine
>>Gaps in autobiographical memory, feel disconnected from my past, general knowledge unaffected
>>Generally don't feel like I have an identity, hard to imagine my own future.
>>View people as automatons, empathy and compassion seem incomprehensible
>Interests have changed (listening to music I used to hate, older favourites seems unfamiliar or boring)
>Changes in sexual preference/fetishes (done nothing illegal, some very taboo fantasies though), but no interest in sex beyond jerking/fantasy
>No problem with being inconsiderate or rude in public, don't care what people think of me unless it has practical consequences

All symptoms started in the last year and a half or so. I get mild episodes of seasonal depression (diagnosed) during the early summer, but all these symptoms are there before, during, and after, so it doesn't seem related.

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