33 yo virgin cause of small dick, now have tinder date in

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Lose some fucking weight and then your dick will show a bit more. Go to /fit/ for some advice, just don't post a picture of your penis.

>>723252373
jahahahaha I posted it again xDDDD

>>723252373
virgin cuz small dick, gr8 b8

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>>723252373

ahahaha you faggot

You're not a virgin cause you're fat and have a small dick, you're a virgin because you're a cuck

I got a 14 year old girlfriend when i was 20kg overweight (not that it was too noticeable, but i sure noticed the fat around my cock) and i don't even have a big cock, it's LITERALLY average.

Kill yourself

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>>723252373
I know that feel, bro.

I'd suck it. :)

Cheer up OP.

>>723254230
you a grill?

>>723254277
Course it's not a grill.

>>723254277
I've been told there are no grills on the internet.

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You learn how to stimulate the clitoris orally, if you do this regular sex isn't far.

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>>723252373
I have a smaller dick than you and I get laid regularly. 5x4 reporting in.

Fucking idiot honestly thinks women put dick size at the top of their list of priorities.

If you were a Chad 6'5'' confident guy with money looks and everything, do you really think a woman would just be like yeah fuck all of that his dick isn't 10/10?

You don't have to money good looks or a huge dick to get laid. You just have to be charismatic and interesting enough.

Pic unrelated.

your penis size isn't the thing stopping you from getting laid, it's your social ineptitude and lack of self hygiene

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>tinder date in a month
>Mfw
So many dicks will be sucked between now and then

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bro is this you?


hows it working for ya?

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>>723255492
how come you have my picture? yeah thats me still stretching, got a little girth

Dude it doesn't matter about dick size. My dick is below average and I get it wet all the time. It's about the warm up and then she's all yours Bro.

>>723255603
i was ur first post on that thread cuz i was interested n never seen unbiased studies showing it works, i was gonna wait a while like a month n post it to see if u were around n ask for results.

>>723254834
5*4? Damn son. I'm honestly not trying to be a cunt. Gay guy here who for the most part agrees with you. I had a chad chasing me but he was a dick so i got with a scrawny dude with a four inch cock. Think its probably like 4*4. Was surprised by how thin it was. I thought i was thin but i think i might be average. About 5.

But yeah OP. Don't let it fuck with your head.
There were two men living with me and my sister. One was like 9 by 6 or 7. Ive seen it. Its huge. The other guy was completely average. The condom was loose apparently.

My sister got off with him much more than the hung guy. She even said a guy that she really got off with and loved was the size of a pinky and my sister grew up with rough lads. You know the big dicked bad boys. She still fell for a guy who was the size of a pinky. He did have an amazing body apparently but he just knew he had to compensate in one way.

One thing i've heard from women, is that if a guy can eat them out properly they don't care. So look up videos on how to eat out. When you hear her moan, you'll forget about the size of your cock. You'll just know its standing at attention and ready to break and enter.

Just make her cum from oral. Then fuck her. Hard. Don't be scared of cumming either. I'm sure there have been times where you stayed hard after you finished. Imagine how hard youre going to be with a real woman in your bed. With her tits in your hands and her pussy soaking the sheets.

Oral. Finger. Kiss and rub her body. Its yours. She wants it to be yours. So take it.

The only people who care about size are the people that are into it. Sorry bro but you aren't gonna land a girl who likes huge cocks the same way you aren't going to land a girl who is exclusively into black or hispanic. Get what i'm saying?

Size does not matter if you get her off at least twice. Just don't be nervous about it. Sex is the most basic thing out there. Just embrace the primal side of you and let it take over.

Post some more angles of your cawk OP, doesn't look too terrible to me.

>>723255603
Why not jelque? I tried it years ago for a few days and i think i actually did get a harder erection. I think it takes a while for the size even though i would advise to stick with it cause now that i think about it... I was seven inches before that and now i'm like 6 or 6 and a half.
>Mfw peryones disease

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Just edge and jilq a lot and you'll get results.
Be sure to edge until ur leaking precum before you blow your load.

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i also use bathmate 15 min every day but only get red spots and blue clots...

>>723256045
wth kinda measurements are those?


eh, ehh... *nudges u sarcastically*

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>>723256024
>jilq a lot and you'll get results.
>Be sure to edge until u
i cant hold an erection for 30 min for jeqluing porn doesnt work, get only hard when real femanons send me nudes over kik with message, its strange.if any femanon here want to help my routine send to kik erikalfonso

>>723256172
femanon here - no thanks

>>723256045
Stretching ist not helpful for your D..

Just lose some weight and it will be fine

Lose some weight