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Most autistic thing you've done today?
>be me
>go eat at sjw college cafeteria
>2 niggers at my favourite table
>feeldeadinside.png
>go to some other pleb table
>play music to calm me down
>"Loveles", ofc
>cutie3.14 asian chick asks if she can join
>whynot?
>says she is senior bla bla bla
>music too good to pause
>"anon, what are you listening to?"
>say My Bloody Valentine
>"Oh, are they like Bullet for my Valentine?"
>triggered
>look at her with the strength of 1000 suns
>What the fuck did you just say to me?
>she leaves
>close my eyes
>feel me know
>I don't know, how you could not love me now
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>>723251863
2/10.
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>>723251863
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
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>>723252625
Wasn't even funny
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>>723252625
You have to be 18 to post here
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>>723252830
This.
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>>723251863
>>723252625
Is this the 'creativity' everyone speaks of? Back off to Reddit I go.
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>>723252625
Wtf you literally confessed to a murder online. You went full retard.
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>>723252625
>getting anchovies without asking for them
this was actually somehow worse than OP's
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