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here's a little story
>be 15 yo fag
>new yaers celebration
>drink half a bottle of vodka
>barely standing shit drunk af
>sister calls me to meet her and her friends
>leave my friends and go alone and shit drunk af bumping into people getting in fights
>finally get to her as she sees im a fucking walking corpse she wants to call ambulance
>as she turns her back to call my friends i begin to hit on her friend
>i grab her friends ass lets call her Kate
>Kate seems to like it even though im a fucking smelling livingf drunk corpse
>i ask her 'hey do you workout?'
>she looks flattered but responds with 'no'
>first thing waht came to me mind
>'yeah i can tell ..you should though'
>the look on her face turns from delight to fucking disgust
>older sister finally notices and hands me over my friends
>remember none of this only found out from their talking
>mfw
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>>723251522
kek
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>>723251522
Kekstein
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>>723251522
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
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>>723253248
cool
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>be me from 13yo - 24yo...
>vodka, pills, weed... constantly
>wake up AT LEAST once a week with no idea what happened - but everyones pissed...
>mfw i get used to having people regale me with tales of my own errant behavior...
>..."i have no memory of that incident, but i believe you when you say it happened..."
feels bad man im glad i (sorta) got my shit together...
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