Found this hidden in my girlfriends drawer. I saw it once before

So? Would you want your girlfriend complaining that you jack off?

you get rid of it then loser bum boy

>>723248185

It's more how huge it is compared to me that I find worrying.

>>723248045
This is why I voted for Trump.

Ask her to wash it, and then let you fuck her ass while she uses that on herself. You will thank me lateral Anon .

>>723248045
Please wash the cutting board.

>>723248045
>buy another dildo of the exact same type, only slightly smaller
>replace original dildo with smaller dildo
>repeat with smaller and smaller dildos each week
>gf thinks pussy is getting all big and caved out

there now you both can feel bad.

>>723248045
who cares. Theres probably pocket pusssies out there tighter than you gf, Doesn't matter

>>723248045
Ask her if you can watch het use it
Kinda hot

she's not cheating on you

>>723248045
Who cares.. Let her masturbate

>>723248045
Get over it and use it on her.

>>723248045
why don't you use it with your girlfriend while having sex? would be more fun for both

/b/ro lemme give you a different perspective if she had a problem with your dick she has 4 options 1.break up with you and get a bf with a monster cock.
2.stay with you and have a side dude with a monster cock.
3.stay with you and satisfy herself when your not around and not tell you about it.
Or 4. Tell you u don't satisfy her and suggests u get cucked

Better to have a horny slut at home than a fucking ice box.

Trust me.

As long as it's only masturbation. Get involved. Don't be intimidated.

Also this >>723248313

I'm sorry anon

You're girlfriend... Is an alcohol

>>723248339
underrated solution

Two yearsa go? Maybe open that sucker up, wine gets better with age.

Unless your girlfriend's pussy juice got in and ruined it.

>>723248227
Holy shit, you're a huge self-absorbed faggot.
Get over yourself.

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she also had this. It was deflated and hidden in a bag with a small electric pump. This is much smaller though so I don't care so much.

>>723248045

Honestly I wouldn't worry about it. First off she is willing to fuck you as it is, so obviously you have something going for you. A girl jacking off isn't really an issue just as long as it doesn't fuck with your relationship; this is the same for guys who watch porn in that the only issue is when it starts to fuck up the relationship with your significant other.

Secondly, so what if it is bigger? Would you rather her go find a bigger guy instead. Unfortunately you can't change the size of your dick, but maybe there is more you can do in bed to make her not feel the need to use it as often. Go down on her more, focus on her needs more, try something new in bed? I don't know your life, but I'm just saying.

Third, if I were you I would be more worried about the fact that the dildo looks absolutely filthy...tell her to wash that shit so she doesn't get an infection /b/ro...

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>tell her that she's feeling loose
>cunt's getting sloppy
>she gets insecure
>two weeks later, pretend to find dildo
>get upset, yell at her
>smack her across the face with it
>tell her you're leaving her unless she gets her tightness back
>live happily ever after

Replace with larger dildo. Since its a joke this will be funny to her not upsetting. . . Unless it's not a joke, then you talk or you find a new gf. If she cant talk to you about this she's gonna keep other things from you.

>>723248045
>covered in her dried juice and scent.
That's fucking rancid she doesn't even rinse the bitch

>>723248045
>>723248570

Your gf is a camwhore, pimp her for money.

>>723248339
top of the keks

>>723248604

We hardly ver have sex though yet she is using this every day!

There were some cleaning wipes next to it. I'm assuming she cleans before using and is too warn out after a session to clean then.

>>723248045
She uses the bottle too?

>>723248045
She probably feels inclined to hide it because she's worried you're an insecure faggot, and here you are, proving her right.

Imagine if you had a sexual fetish you were slightly embarrassed about and worried to share with your girl. Now imagine if one night, she comes in and acts it out for you without asking.
You'd feel like you'd struck gold. So do it for her; buy her another big dildo and one night when you're getting down and dirty just tell her you want to try something. Whip out the foot-long dong and go to town, she gets off and thinks you're the best thing ever for understanding.

Tl;Dr stop being such a whining faggot about your tiny dick and enjoy your sexually interesting woman

>>723248045
Are you retarded? Who cares she fucks you which means she enjoys it, trust me she wouldnt be doing it otherwise. Just talk to her and use it on her while you have sex she will love you even more. If you insist on fixing your insecurity, just buy a pocket pussy and then you're equal. And like someone said, better to have a kinky girl that is obviously loyal to you then a whore or even worse a bitch that wont even suck your dick and does sex only missionary.

>>723248276

then you're a psychopath

>>723248737

She is rarely interested in sex with me.

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>>723248740
cry more, faggot

>>723248697
its pretty simple dude, throw it out yourself.. if she brings anything up the dumb bitch said she threw it out. easy win

>>723248773
all the more reason

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>>723248604
https://trazrhino.com/rhino-stampede/

>>723248045
Why do you feel bad?
For many women sex is cumulative, the more they get the hornier they get. Her using a dildo after sex with you doesn't have to reflect badly on you, it could just be her being a horny bugger.

Always wonder if these threads are for real. OP describe ur gfs looks or post non face pic

>>723248697
Well that sucks.. maybe she just gets off easier masturbating.. relationships can go back and forth od suggest completely stopping fucking her and rail side bitches (with rubbers) for a couple months until she starts bugging you for it.

>>723248936
yeah show us that stretched, floppy cunt

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>>723248936
You know she's either very fat or very imaginary.

Just fuck her like an animal and dont be such a fag

>>723248227

Yeah, that thing looks huge anon. I would be concerned.

>>723248773
Spice things up in the bedroom? Make her horny, make it hot, do kinky shit... Women rarely have vaginal orgasms so play wirh her clit while fucking her, lick her out etc. If all fails and she still rarely fucks then you TELL her something is wrong, ask her why she doesnt want sex, say that you dont like the way your sex life is and in the end if even that doesnt work then dump her and find someone sexually compatible with you. No need to complicate your life and be a depressed fuck worrying all the time about easily solvable things.

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>>723248936

>>723248227
>getting cucked by an inanimate object

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>>723248976

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>>723248570
Cheep crap from Lovehoney. Are you a Britbong OP?

>>723249136
Katherine/10

>>723249196

No. I have seen these things in a few different places though.

>>723249247
??

>>723248045
Do you masturbate?
If so, does your masturbation in any way lessen or affect your attraction to your girlfriend?

>>723249259
Sluts are called Katherine.

>>723248045
don't feel bad.
it's only me giving her one

>>723249136
>>723249189
gross feet / kankles

>>723249173

You're a fucking inanimate object!

>>723249189
is your gf wearing a wedding ring? idk how cameras work as far as flipping images goes.

>>723249329
Who cares about feet and aren't ankles supposed to be fat ankles that slouch down over the foot?

>>723249398

No that's her right hand.

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>>723249173

>>723248045
Loose lips sink ships

>>723249390
Underrated

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>>723248045
My girlfriend had a big dildo like the one in your OP faggot.

Instead of being a pathetic insecure faggot I played with her using it. Id fuck her with it until my arm felt like it was going to fall off and she was practically crying and begged me to stop and fuck her.

I bought pic related and she begs me to fuck her with it. I get to fuck her for a seriously extended length of time cuz I can't feel shit, and she gets off at least three or four times before she wants my cum.

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>>723249435
>aren't ankles supposed to be fat
>supposed to be fat

Why don't you join in with her? Incorporate dildos in your sex life, spice it up a bit.
Ask her to try anal or something.

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>>723249173

>>723249556
Not sure about this, I mean if it works for you then more power to you, but I'm in two minds. Not OP btw

>>723249579
You get what I mean, kankles means there is no visible ankle area before the leg becomes a foot.
The girl in the pic has visible ankles though.

>>723248444
trips speak

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>>723249556
As a man with a large dick, I will never know what it's like to use one of these kickass enhancement sleeves.

Do what this guy says, OP. It sounds so amazing.

>>723249189
keep going anon

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>>723248227
tell you what anon. I have had girls cheat on me and I have cheated with a girl on their boyfriends. these cunts are egoistic. every, single, one of them. if you have a really loving girl that does everything in the world for you in a heartbeat, she won't cheat. but if she says stuff like "I just don't feel like it to night" regularly, she's in the red zone. She puts herself above you. if you love someone, you put their needs first. she is not in the red zone if she sais it once in a while, though. if she eats a lot and is fat, she is a typical cheater. the only way she would cheat on you if she is not in the red zone is if you are too pathetic to commit to. if you annoy her daily and on top of that is not very attractive, then you push her in the red zone. if you beat her, act like a jerk all the time and you push her around regularly, you are the problem. be a good boy
boyfriend and make sure she is not in the red zone and you're good.

this is also true for guys if you are a girl and you read this and have the same problem. selfish people cheat. simple as that. "love is to put another person's needs over your own" people in love don't cheat.

>>723250271
Deepest most woke shit I have seen on /b

>>723250414
keep in mind that finding a girl like this is rare in this day and age. that's why feminine penis is the master race.

If you don't want your girlfriend to have it send it to me. My girl is wanting a bigger one. Her 9" wasn't even close to a challenge.

>>723250642
willing to bet the dildo in picture is not longer than 9''

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>>723248045
Take away the stigma, introduce it into the bedroom.

Fuck sake, they're made huge for a reason. If we could all have one that size then the world would be at peace. I'm like 4 inches at best, I know it's not the best nor does it always do the job so while I was still with my ex I got her a vibrator and used it in the bedroom.

And even if it's too big for you then talk about it with her, don't let it break up the relationship. Tell her you feel uneasy about it's size because of your size then actually offer to do something like buy a different one but a little smaller but maybe one that more features.

Sex is sex, you do it to cum. I bet she wouldn't feel guilty or angry if you had a fleshlight right?

I'm being honest because I can on 4chan, talk with her and open your heart. Do not let that little voice in the back of your head dictate your relationship.

It's not the end of the world, don't cuck yourself and don't go all fucking weird spy master by coating it in fucking uv water then checking after.

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>>723248339

>>723248313
From personal experience.. this is winrar!

>>723248045
Does she use the dildo as well, or just the bottle?

>>723250744
Yeah but it's thick. It looks bigger than the 6.5" around she has now. She likes feeling full

>>723248339

HAHAHAHAHA

>>723251071
ah gotcha yeah that thing is way fat.

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>>723249556
Instead of being a pathetic insecure faggot, you're so pathetic you don't even care that you're putting a fake dick over your tiny one and think it's awesome because you don't feel anything and don't cum in 5 seconds like you usually do.

I have nightmares about being someone like you.

I wouldn't worry too much, as long as she doesn't cheat on you. Keep tracking her usage of it, if she stops using it, it might be possible she's stopped because she's cheating. In that case, investigate that suspicion further and dump her if she's cheating. Don't tell her about finding the dildo, she'll just think you're a control freak if you act worried about it, which could make your relationship worse.

>>723248339
This

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>>723248569
>>723248569
This x10

Anon, she's clearly embarrassed about you having found it. How would you feel if she saw your porn browser history? You may be concerned about how big her toy is, but how would she feel about you watching facebashers videos?

In conclusion, OP is a gigantic faggot and should choke on his gfs monster dildo.

>>723249556
You realize eventually she'll find someone with the real thing right? Because no woman finds that attractive

>>723248227
If you are worried that it might hurt her, try it for yourself.

>>723249173
Toppest keks

>>723251188
Checked and keked

>>723249556
I get it. People have fetishes and fantasies but... i don't know how to feel about this.

It's almost like cheating.

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>>723248045
let her masturbate like a normal person you overbearing insecure twat

>>723248339
This is fucking perfect

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>>723251731
Oh my god just kill yourself already you emo little bitch

>>723248045
Just kill yourself impotent faggot cuck.

OP your girl has a pretty high sex drive based on the relatively large clit for a white woman that diesnt work out or take supplements etc. Shes only gonna get more horny as ahe gets older and that clit will grow. You really should let her satisfy her sex drive any way she wants to.

>>723251188
dubs tell the truth

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>>723251920
Hey!
I'm not the one using a rubber dick on my dick.

>>723248339
THIS

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>>723251731
>It's almost like cheating.

how insecure are you than you can't let your gf masturbate without sobbing internally, you enormous baby

>>723251731
>it's almost like cheating
>so glasses are like cheating for people who can't see good

I'm starting to get the feeling your gf will soon start distancing herself from you emotionally (she already has physically) if you say such retarded things like this in real life.

>>723249136
>>723249189
she's a whale anyway

>>723248045

That's an excellent bottle of Italian red wine. If she bought it, she deserves to play with that dildo as long as she wants.

Suggestion: drink that wine together after a good meal, start fucking and propose to use the dildo on her.

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>>723248045

OPs a cuckold with a microscopic penis.

>>723251188
this lol

>>723251232
nigger if she wants to masturbate, it's alright. She can use her hand for this.
But she uses another penis. A plastic penis. And a bigger one than OPs.
It's more like it if OP would use a plastic pussy because it's tighter with which he can cum better than with her loose pussy. She would be degraded, too.

Spineless retards ITT

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>>723248045
>feelsbad
>FEELSBAD
>>>>>>>>>FEELSBAD

YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THAT HAS SEX WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC DOWN SYNDROME RETARD

>>723248339
This is why I love 4chan

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>>723252073
>>723252057
I didn't say anything about masturbation, you wankers. I was refering to the use of a dick extension.

God damn. How small is the average penis?

>>723252196
Lol.... You either havent had a gf before or this is bait and I took it

>>723248045

who gives a shit

stick it up her ass while you fuck her in the mouth

>>723249607
How could you not see that she is punishing herself with a huge dildo? She looks like a cheap camwhore, I'm 8 inches and my gf's pussy is nowhere near as stretched as that. Looks like she just had a baby and they have wiped of the blood and shit so she's presentable again

>>723251057

Cheeky cunt

>>723252128
You sound just as autistic and insecure as OP.

>inb4 lol nah I fuk mad bitches

>>723252225
Yes I was directly referring to you using a dick extension by using the glasses analogy. How stupid are you?

If you can't do a job well without vision, you buy glasses so that you no longer fail at the job.

If you can't please someone you care about, because your cock is small, you can buy a dick extension to help you get your woman off.

Again, I don't think she has a problem with your small dick. I think you're a fucking retarded loser that she is getting bored of. You sound like a whiny beta.

>>723248716
It's the bottle we are talking about here the whole time
The big ass dildo is just for comparison

OP she is cucking you and using this shit in cam for some other fag.

>>723251731
You are a dumbass for thinking like that. Dump her and let her live a good life without a broken idiot like you

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>>723252609

>>723252609
I thought that was obvious....

You are a complete degenerate op

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>>723252535
So far most women I've fucked have been completely satisfied with me. I know this because I'm a total douche bag and I don't commit to relationships. Therefore something must go right if all we do is have sex.

The same can't be said for you, my friend. But listen: in every competetion there has to be losers. That however doesn't mean you get to cheat. lol.

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>>723252609

>>723248045
Stop posting this shitty thread

>>723253565

I took that photo today you fucking idiot.

>>723248045
>feels bad
Are you stupid? It's normal. I masturbate even if I have sex with my gf, that doesn't mean she's not good at bed.
I like to have sex and I like to masturbate, no need to make a fuss out of it, and your gf is the same.

>>723252409
buzzwords instead of actual argumentation why I'm wrong.
ok.

Your girlfriend is clearly a size queen. I wouldn't even feel insecure since a dick of that dimension is near impossible to find in real life.

Even bigger than average dicks would be put to shame by it.

If this girl is just sex to you, you should probably find someone who likes you for your size. But if she's a good girlfriend, you should probably stop getting hung up on something that you can't even compete with. It's not like you've done anything wrong. You're girlfriend's just a cockasidle maniac.

>>723253633
It's not about that IF she is masturbating, but what she is using for it.
And that is a bigger replacement.

>>723248045
>Rub yeast on dildo
>Wipe thin layer of poop on it
>give her a yeast infection
>Giver her a bladder infection and stinky puss

Am I the only one who wants to see OPs dick?

Show us your dick OP

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>>723253875
>>723253900

>>723253674
I don't see why it's such a big deal. But I would also fist someone in the anus, if they let me.

>>723248045

how else is she going to make money? she is clearly a cam girl with all of those toys

reliant on the internet $$ since you're a jobless loser

>itt:insecure people and virgins
I would've brought the dildo out while fucking with some lube. Show it into her and lube my cock up for her ass. Do the gf without another man being involved. I do that with my wife, vibrator in the ass and cock in her vag.
>feels fucking good man.

>>723248339
kek oh god what

>>723248339
>>gf thinks pussy is getting all big and caved out

Oh, my KEK!

>>723248605
>>tell her you're leaving her unless she gets her tightness back

This is gold.

>>723248045
Atleast its white

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>>723250271
Holy shit, there is a thinker here.
Here have this dogge.

>>723248339
winrar

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>>723248045
fuck the dried juice, open it and drink it man

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Oh, and what are these?

>>723257128
I think we both know what they are.

>>723257128
Now you really need to talk to her. I hope you're into kinky sex

>>723257217

I really don't. Some strange ass double nipple clamp

>>723257777
Nipple and clit clamps

>>723257777
fucking checked

>>723253733
I think you meant "cockicidal". Also top kek.

>>723248732
this

Get involved. Me and my gf use toys in the bedroom and it makes things way more interesting.

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>>723248045
Kek! Feels bad to get cucked by a hunk of plastic. Look faggot, wacking off is not a fucking crime. Your girl just likes to smash her box. So what? Instead of making her feel bad & guilty about it why not surprise her one day with a nice shiny glass dildo. You bend her over - maybe even tie her up a little, then smash her with it while you eat her asshole out. It'll be great. Grow an imagination for fucks sake.

>>723248732
This

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>>723248339
kkd

>>723249189
Shes pretty decent all around. Maybe get her a Jackrabbit dildo, they're like the David blaine of girl sex toys. She'll be happy. You'll have to let her pick what one she wants as girls tend to have slightly different tastes.

Maybe shes CAMing on the side for money...

>>723248045
Is she into porn?

>>723249607
She also might be seeing someone else with a fatter/bigger cock and uses that dildo to cover it up,if she needs to prove that its a dildo not side dick. Go with gut feeling on what you actually think and dont fall for manipulative BS.

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>>723248339
lol this all day

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>>723248045
Why do you care if your gf fucks herself with a fake penis... It's not like she is cheeting on you. Literally every girl does this. It's nothing to worry about. Just tell her not to lie to you about it.

>>723252121
Moar

>>723248045
My gf said she preferred huge cocks, so I told her I preferred little girls.

She got all jelly and called me a pedo.

>>723248339
Kek

>>723248045

It's a rubber penis. No need to launch a fucking investigation on her

>>723248045
Nothing to worry about, OP.

Most adult women own a sex toy. Way better that she use a plastic dick than the neighbor's real one.

Also, the female orgasm is way different than the man's. They can have lots of little ones that tease them up to a massive one later on. Chances are, she's just getting ready for you.

Hide it, when she starts complaining either you get laid or you get her to be more honest with you in future.

>>723251997
>Inb4 she gets piledrived by a pack of niggers and OP finds dildo in trash before going into his house.

>>723249435
Fucking fatass americunts just accepting fat failures as standard human beings these days.

Disgusting.

>>723248045
Sounds like you're on the way out OP, better do something childish and stupid now.

Man you guys must be small, that's an average sized penis.

My gf was at a party where a comical sized dildo was given as a gag gift. She blurted out that it seemed skinny. So now all her friends know how thick I am.

>>723248444
This this this

Girls have no problems getting laid. If she wanted to leave you she would.

My guess is either you're an insecure pussy or a narcissist. Either way get over yourself.

>>723261644
Pics or it didn't happen

No homo

>>723248444
trips of truth my dude

>>723248045
those ''long sex sessions'' are probably not that long, and even more importantly, they're shit :)

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>>723248045
WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU PUT A USED DILDO ON A CHOPPING BOARD!!!

>>723248045
Girls masturbate too, Broseph.

Also, protip: Women hate insecurity, don't go whining to her about how you found it and it's so much bigger it makes you uncomfortable.

Also, sounds like you have a healthy relationship, you've been with her two years. Sometimes women need "full size" stimulation, be thankful she gets it from a dildo and not a better equipped guy.

If you must mention you found it, tell her you found it and you're fine with it, but curious if you can use it in the bedroom on her, she'll like that. Also, maybe give her a lot of anal. I think subjugation by dick is an important component of keeping your woman submissive and if you can't really plow her pussy like she needs (some women just have looser and deeper cooches), do anal or fist her. She'd probably like both. Make sure you're showing her what's up sexually, which you can still do with a smaller penis, you may just have to use different methods.

>>723248045
Use them on her. Ask her about them. Beleive it or not girls masturbate too. If you wanted to, buy a male stroker. Bad dragon has some good options. Or, if your not into animals, buy a normal one from some other place.

>>723249915

same. those things are always tiny on the inside

>>723248045
At least it is smaller than you op, it's not like you aren't big enough for her

>>723253733
Cockicidal maniac like Sabu lmao

>>723248339
Kek this is the only solution

Wait till she gets home
Start using it on yourself
She walks in on you using it
Tell her you can both agree its time for an upgrade

>>723250624
>that's why feminine penis is the master race.
Kill yourself tranny-enabler

>>723248276
>t. Russian shill

>>723248045
Pretend that you want to be cucked. It will turn her off real fast. Ask her to shove that inside her while you watch. Watch how fast she throws the thing in the trash.

>>723248045
Youre fucked. She wants to be blacked.com

Is 6.5" considered average?

>>723265772
Circumference? Yeah, pretty much.

>>723265862
Length?

>>723265929
I think the average is 8".

>>723265974
>>723265772
keep dreaming

>>723265772
>>723265929
THIS WAS A GENUINE QUESTION.

I was always under the impression the average was 5-6" length, 3-4"

Recieved mix responses with 6.5, ik some of them were size queens and it appeared meh, to others it seemed huge and would hurt so idk.

>>723248339

fuckin kek, mate

>>723252128
A woman's hand just isn't good enough to get there. She needs something in her. Just man up and let her get fucked by some plastic. It's better than a black dick.

>>723248045
I understand your feel OP, but it could be worse. Example:

>Be me, enter into relationship with GF
>Sleepover a lot, her room is kinda hodge podge and I notice she has a couple sex toys, one of those gspot stimulators and a small silver vibrator (maybe like 4-5 inch, skinny)

>Don't overthink it too much, but curious.
>A month or two passes and the topic of sex toys comes up in convo
>I tell her I saw her toys, playfully, and that I wouldn't mind using them together.
>She's retarded and tells me all the intimate details I never wanted to know
>She says she bought the g-spot stimulator so that her old boyfriend could enter her while it was inside her (must've had a small dick)
>Then she says her silver vibrator is her favorite toy
>I ask where she got that one due to her answer about the other one
>She says her first boyfriend like 10 years ago bought it for her and its her favorite one, it was a sex gift from him
>She keeps a sentimental dildo from her FIRST BOYFRIEND.

>I plainly and clearly tell her that if she doesn't get rid of that fucking thing the relationship is over.
>She whines and says its her favorite one, I tell her I don't give a fuck. I'll buy her a new one if thats what it takes, but she's out of her fucking mind if she thinks I'll use that shit with her. "How would you feel if I kept a fleshlight as a gift that my ex used on me?"
>She throws it away in front of me

Luckily that was a long time ago, things are chill now. But holy fuck. Women man.

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>>723248339

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>>723248339
kek

>>723248045
Try talking to her about it. Tell her you think it's hot. Clearly you're into sph out something along those lines. It's a common kink. Let her know you think she's hot because of it. The communication will solve other problems in your relationship as there are obviously underlying issues. Talk. Be open and honest and ask the same from her in a non confrontational way.

Source: married for 14 years. Swingers. Open about everything

>>723262072
Fellow chef here. Wtf is wrong with people.

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>>723260930
>cheeting

>>723249066
>2017
>not using just your dick to make her orgasm
What's it like not knowing how to fuck women?

>>723266472
holy fuck, you were an insecure faggot

What's wrong with her hiding a wine bottle?

>>723266472
Real nice dude. I guarantee she holds resentment for you and it makes her think of him regularly. You're a seriously insecure faggot. I hope she comes to her senses some day.

Holy fuck, boys man.

>>723248045
Buy a sex doll and when she finds it, say the same thing.

>>723248185
I would understand if she was mad that i was fucking a fleshlight with a cast of mia kalifas anus complete with curry smell.

>>723248045
At least it's white.

>>723248045
Let me get this straight. You feel like you're being cucked by a dildo, and It's not even black.

>>723261339

>lots of little ones that tease them up to a massive one later on

You are a special kind of faggot, son.

>>723248045
she have shitty taste in wine

>>723248313
Tried this with a shampoo bottle. Winrar.

>>723248045
>Dried juice and scent

you sound like a keeper

>>723248045
yes, masturbation isn't only for men. it's better to find a sex toy than a nigger in the closet

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>>723248339
FUCKIN SCREENCAP

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>>723252384
You mean the inner labia? Lol you maybe have a gf, but you sure don't know much about pussies.

Cock vs dildo comparison pic, now

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>>723248605
>her tightness back

>>723248045
There's a hair on it, gross

>>723249286
It isnt just masturbation its a straight footlong rubber cock. She can use her fingers if she wants to masturbate.

>>723248339
absolute genius

>>723268946
So now you're gonna tell your gf how she's allowed to masturbate?? Lol holy fuck enjoy being cheated on, laughed at and forever alone

>>723251731
omg..what a HUGE faggot..
>almost like cheating

seriously you are retarded.
if u are OP i really hope this girl leaves you

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>>723261515

Its sad because the attractive women are even HARDER to get now as ugly women are the norm.

>>723269106
Thats right pussy. I tell my girl how to masturbate because im the man of the relationship and what i say goes cause im not some pussy betta fuck like you thatll let his girl cuck him with an artificial chad. If you had balls you would do the same but you obviosly dont and let the women in your life walk all over you.

>>723268371
underrated

>>723248339
congrats on making it to leddit

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>>723248045
OP what's the measurements of your penis and the dildo?

>>723248045
What? It's only a bottle of wine

>>723269373

spoken like someone with serious insecurities

>>723269373
Faggot confirmed.

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Leave it alone. She masturbates, you masturbate. So what if she likes being stuffed with gigantic cocks. That's her thing. Too bad you have an average sized cock and your gf is probably into getting stretched until she's crying. I'd buy her a bigger cock and get it in black. Get her setup to turn you into a cuck with your cock locked in chastity while she gets bred like the slut she is. At least you'll get to taste her pussy and eat the Bulls cum out of it. You're in for a real treat down the road. Foster her growth as a size queen..you won't regret it.

>>723269373
Yeah.....this is me
>>723267617


You sound like a 15 year old try hard faggot.

>>723248045
Nah man, this isn't a big deal.

Next time to have sex, blind fold her, tie her hands above her head (establish a safe word). Grab the dildo, have her lay on her side while she blows you, then while you're going for the 69, surprise her with the Dildo in the pussy.

Use some dirty talk like "Hey I found this lying around, I hope you don't mind if I use it to fuck your sweet pussy while you suck my cock." Then lick her clit.

One of two things will happen, she'll want to stop and talk it out (Small chance) or she'll go sex nuts and go from sucking you off to fucking your dick with her mouth.

Don't be afraid to use the tools to get your lady off, Anon. That's how you keep her...and talk her into anal.

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>>723248339

GENIUS

>>723270523
Useless... He's a self absorbed little cunt. His gf should leave him as fast as possible.

>>723268324
don't you think she would pity you?

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>>723248045

yeah I'm sure you have it bad

here's a boost. JUST

>>723248339
p u t m e i n t h e s c r e e n c a p

This is the longest that a thread that I have started has ever lasted.

>>723248045

Let her live her life too u controlling piece of shit, also you are not good enough in bed u beta

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The plot thickens!

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>>723248045

im going to total wine tonight to try that bottle,
>thanks anon

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>>723248569

He's right to be insecure; if she needs a fake cock to get the pleasure she needs, then guess what that means?

He's redundant.

It's only a matter of time before she realizes this and her emotional attachment to him is no longer strong enough to overwhelm her need for a man with a big cock. If she has to fuck herself to get it done proper, what's the point of being with him?

>>723248570
Get her bouncing on that whilst she blows you, eeeeasy money

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>>723248185
this anon gets it.

If u mad, OP, and u clearly are, buy a good fleshlight and go to town. The worst case scenario is that you cum more. Why are you trying to control what other people do when all you can do is control what you do?

>>723271458
Get a fleshlight then cuckzilla, make her redundant sexually. No one is worth more than how annoying they are to be around.

>>723248227
i can fuck her if you want bro

>>723271686

Her pussy is better than a hand or even a Fleshlight.

That dildo is better than he'll ever be.

I have the exact dildo, will post pic if needed. Its 6 inch girth, 7 inch long. Its called a "realistic 7 inch dildo",Yeah right. A fair size above average, thick as hell. Im 5.5 inches thick, and the dildos too big for the gf. Its been sat in my bedroom unused for months. Some girls like a thicker cock. They dont always want it, but sometimes they want that big dick fantasy. Just be good in bed, dicks best dildos all the time,smaller or not. She's dating you, not plastic.she lied because she understands it will hurt your feelings.

>>723271895
You're an idiot.

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>>723248339
MY FUCKING SIDES. SCREENCAPPED AND SAVED MY FRIEND

>>723270722
>>723270722
>>723270722
So Right, I buy my gf dildos and vibes all the time so i can violate her with them some are bigger then me some are smaller, its all good in bed

>>723272289
>>723270722
Truth has been spoken

Even if you disagree like a man-child, women are attracted to maturity, and this is the mature attitude.

>>723249196
He must be. Im british and i got the EXACT same dildo op's gf used from the British online shop Lovehoney too. Its 6 inches thick.

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>>723248339
Hahaha noice idea mate
> bump!

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>>723248339
>Pure refined genius.

>>723252627
>>723248045
>>723261268

OP, you should setup a hidden camera. She is probably a camwhore, She is cheating on you with another man (or woman) and she is having more fun. Or she is bored. You should investigate more. Leave everything where you got it, do not say any word about anything. POn hidden cameras and so you can leave doubts

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>>723268235
>10y old vib from old bf
>famiry hierloom soon
>FUCKING GET RID OF IT
why even consider keeping it, you did good OP *claps*

>>723269799
seems to me the insecure one would be the guy who would let his girl do something he doesnt like for fear that shed leave him.

Call it what you want but the reality is i have controll over my life. And any faggot who is too scared to tell his girl what he wants lets life controll him.

>>723248517
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>>723251200
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>>723272887

Biggest fucking samefag on this site, holy shit.

>>723249173
kek

>>723249136
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>>723249607
Post more of her OP