I LOVE DICKS SO GOD DAMN MUCH OH GOD I JUST WANT TO STAY HOME

ME TOO HOLY SHIT

I'll tell you a story since your pic reminds me of something.

Years ago I decided to check out Second Life. I was exploring towns and they had all these weird little 'clicks' and shunned me. While they danced around like fags and roleplayed to shit music. I set my sights on ruining things. I created an entity called a 'security dick'. It would attach itself to anyone who came within a certain distance of it and would not remove itself until they disconnected from the server. In addition to that it would auto-replicate at 5 minute intervals. One to two, two to four etc. The new entities were autonamed with a jacktheripper dictionary file I used for them. I split the dictionary file into 100 parts and made 100 security dicks, one with each part. Only the first one was named security dick, the rest were random and their resulting entities they spawned were random so it was untraceable by the mods and unstoppable. Within a matter of hours, the sky was filled with huge, what looked like clouds, of large rubber cocks. They made this hilarious 'boing' sort of sound. Someone ran past me and there was a cloud following them the size of a house. As I walked around the towns, you could barely move. The sound of all the cocks was deafening to the point you had to turn your sound way down. The next day I went to long on and the services were down. It stayed like that for a few days. Eventually when they were back up I tried to log back on and I was email banned, IP banned, and hardware ID banned. I've never been so thoroughly banned from anything online.

It made the news as it took down their servers globally for three days. They lied in the press release what the real cause was because it would have been so embarrassing. So, yeah there's that.